Okay guys, ive been feeling really insecure and just want to know how bad i really look...

okay guys, ive been feeling really insecure and just want to know how bad i really look. i feel like my lips are super puffy and my nose is huge. feels bad man.

Stale pasta

Your lips are super puffy and your nose is yuge.

srs?? ive been thinking about surgery do you think its a fixable thing??

i found you a friend

That kid has more friends than you thought -_-

You have to go surgical and take your life back, user.
I wish you all the best, for real.

can you actually fucking be serious dude i feel like shit

Friends aren't real user

Looking and acting are different things. How many pussy magnet models post here except me?

Stupid shop and dumb attempt at a troll.

Your lips are barely a problem, its that putrid fucking chin you should worry about...

its ok chief, you'll get better

It's equivalent to personal property which is equivalent to wealth.

wtf? bro dont be such a fucking dick

low quality shop, 1/10 for making me reply

You're saying people like that don't exist in real life? They sure do.

...

I hope to god that's not a real person. what does your voice sound like?

So are people really missing the photoshop in this?

I'll be honest, not my proudest fap.

i guess people saying its photoshop makes me feel a bit better lol

And you're a pussy. What's this about again?

guys why do you think its fake. feel bad for the guy he was dealt a bad hand

It's a selfies

can you make a list of whats wrong so i can maybe get it fixed if i can i can afforded surgery money is not a problem

Where's your chin?

thanks bro

>ive been feeling really insecure
Why would the king of the jews feel insecure?

im not even jewish im agnostic how am i jewish explain that

With that nose ofcousr not.

I bet you can vaccumm my money straight out of my pocket

You should become a priest. You'll make the Children Cry though...

Nose isn't the only thing that's large. I'm telling ya.

haha very funny buddy what are you like 5'1

ur a fucking asshole i hope you know that

Im 5'11

y'all niggas taking this for real are dumb. look real closely at the nose and the lips. zoom in if you can't see it. this is a shop, and a real hackjob of one at that

you are 10cm

You look like a jewnigger

that's because you are shit, accept your body for what it is and move on. There's more pain and agony in the world than just feeling bad about how you look.

If your not sure if god exist or not think about this would god give anyone a nose like that

Micrognathia.

Make sure you have great anesthesia providers OP, if you ever need surgery. You will be difficult as fuck to intubate.

You look like a random generated Oblivion character.

jesus christ whatebr

Beta virgins will never make their gf orgasm by using olfactory organ.

sure, people this ugly or worse do exist, but this photo isn't one of them. look at all the blur and uneven lines around the nose, mouth, chin. obvious PS job

I'm anything and everything to you.

the hero you need. not the one you deserve.

jesus christ whatebrthanks for the real answer bro

Bruh

28 names my kitten

PS job? I only speak the English here mate

It's just as well that you can afford the surgery, because something tells me you're going to spend a lot of cash on becoming a connoisseur of prostitutes.

because of the nose you mean or chin

yes.

screamed the stable boy

how am i a faggot?? im not even a virgin buddy

>2017, speaker of English
>has never heard of Adobe PhotoShop before

yeah okay

bone from thighbones necessary,to expand & fill in mandible,rhinoplasty for reducing nose hump
then braces to fine tune occlusion of upper to lower jaw.quite a lot of work

How the fuck do you fold towels.

bro only thing i photoshoped was ur mom on my dick last night

more answers like this please, i can do something with this thank you bro

i dont my gf or my mom does it usually

Already found the right prostitute for you then?

why are you guys so mean to your own users

That should work

Naughty

you know what fuck you guys i dont need any of you i dont evne care how i fucking look bro whatever girls dont even care about how you look then just care how you act you guys should really learn that!!

post another pic

- Rhinoplasty for the nose.
- Surgery for the Micrognathia (Pic Related)

Honestly though, don't get so worked up about it - confidence (or lack thereof) is just as visible as looks, dude.

If you do have the money to get surgery then that's awesome, I had a few minor bits that I felt self-conscious of - and when I could afford to, I got them fixed. It didn't make a huge deal though, but I always felt confident.

Until you can get them fixed - if you genuinely are low of confidence and feeling a bit shitty about them - begin working out and trying to get fit. That'll help your mindset and attitude, and if you get the work done it'll make your gains look even better.

Good luck, bro. But if this was bait, fuck you for wasting my time.

sorry bro, my phone ran out of fuel

Lol dude, that was me - I apologise. On the off chance that you weren't trolling I've also posted a serious answer -

same

>Anonymous (28) 1 minute ago
>first post
>actin as OP

i swear those reddit kids are truly subhuman

bro, shut up russian hacker

good point bro u got a skype??

i think so

How do you fold towels?

HOW DO YOU FOLD TOWELS?!?

What the fuck *IS* that?

pal I'm afraid to say it but I think you got the gay

your mom does that for him and also some other services too, if u know what i mean

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>escapes Auschwitz and avoids the oven
>posts on Sup Forums and gets roasted anyway
>inb4 I know this is shitty photoshop bait

take your ugly ass old women away, we're trying to roast a faggot in here.