Hey Sup Forums im super drunk and super sad convince me to Kill myself im to much of a pussy

hey Sup Forums im super drunk and super sad convince me to Kill myself im to much of a pussy

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Don’t kill your self. There’s always someone who will do anything to help you.

that's absolute bullshit

OP here no there is not now give me your worst Sup Forums i deserve it

Nice trips fag

Do it.
It'll be over quick and all your pain will go away.

No more thinking about her, no more dredging up what could have been. Peace. Calm. Serenity.

Do it.

Needs more vegene. Try harder next time.

this is what im talking about how do i do it user?

vegenes are gross looking

Says who? Fucking try to see the best in people, give the benefit of doubt, forgive; do something.

Having a perspective where you judge (anything, idea, person, object) and are more determined to be right is bullshit.
Declaring your opinion has no value in most cases,what you do with it does, maybe in a situation like this, shut the fuck up

Come hang out with me and do some drugs

Tasty chicken

You don't want to kill yourself faggot, just go watch some porn and sleep it off.

If you hook up a helium tank to a dust mask it'll be like going to sleep and never waking up. You won't have to live another day as a big of a cock sucking faggot as Ted Cruz

Alcohol is a depressant...

If you are going to kill yourself, make sure you rape a girl you think is super hot first

Then blow your brains out over her body.

Also don't forget to live stream it in facebook and blame Hillary, stir the pot a bit.

CNS Depressant =/= makes you depressed

KYS faggot

im a euro fag think ill just blame muslims instead

If I put a broom up her ass, will you leave me alone?

And it raises your estrogen. Thats prolly why uve been acting like a faggit

Well im straight. And i love myself

dont do it OP theres so much to live for i care so much about you even though i dont know you, please please, ilysm

irrelevant, join OP by sending yourself to the essence

OP here what would be an easy place to set up a livestream?

There are 2 parts to a successful exit. You want to a) make sure that it's painless, and b) ensure that you are remembered.

To be painless, it's good to use a gun, though something explosive is better since it guarantees no accidental survival.

To be remembered, make your exit noteworthy.

The absolutely easiest way to do this is to buy some dynamite. You don't need much, just 3 sticks. Attach a basic detonator (any lighter with a wire will do) to one of them.Tape the sticks to your body and put on a sweater or coat. It doesn't matter if you time them perfectly or not, as soon as one goes the rest will quickly follow, and the chances of you feeling anything or surviving 3 sticks of dynamite to the chest is below 0%.

Next up, you need to make an impact.

>Buy candy. Two buckets full.
>Buy an xbox.

Take your candy and your xbox to the largest school nearby. During the big lunchbreak, enter the premises and hand out candy. Tell the kids you'll hand out an xbox in 5 minutes. Within seconds you will have a massive crowd of children around you. Next, put the detonator on the ground and tell the kids that a random click will be the winner of the xbox. When the first kid clicks it, instead of winning an xbox they will be sprayed with pieces of (you) and blood.
They will remember this.


If you do this user, you will be remembered for as long as those kids live, and probably as long those kids' kids live. You will be at peace, and you will go down in history. Wikipedia will have an entry on you for hundreds of years. And it's all painless. There is no downside.

>Do it

you wont feel like this forever. stop drinking. you are not alone. i believe in you

tell us why you deserve it

because my grandma just died from cancer a couple of months ago i cant seem to get over my ex who dumped me about a year ago and i spend my days crying in my bed hating myself i also suffer from multiple mental disorders i truly dont wanna stay here but i cant seem to get some balls and actually end my life.

Don’t do it, it’s the most selfish thing anyone can do

Keep your life alive and watch the bobs and open vegene in the internet.