You're given $100 million to make a high budget film with Anne Hathaway. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star...

You're given $100 million to make a high budget film with Anne Hathaway. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star. What's the plot?

The story of my penis pummeling her anus

i fuck her ass

There’s treasure that can only be found when she lets me suck on her sweet melons for an hour and a half

Well, what the last couple of anons said.

Kama Sutra: The Movie

Fritzl: The Movie

The one where I watch her get BLACKED

Anna Hathaway plays as a nun, who is the last direct descendant of Jesus. So, in order to find the holy Grail, I must fuck her holy anus

I'd probably make it about mecha like a soft adaptation of themes from gundam, macross, votoms etc. Thinking maybe use high quality half-human sized models instead of cg but if it looks like shit I'll just go cg whatever. Oh I guess Anne Hathaway can be in it too as a bit part or whatever but I'd prefer the film to star Viggo and the Goose and also get Mel Gibson in a strong commander-fatherly type supporting role.

This, but with me in it.

I transform into a dildo and she fucks herself with me.

The test results are back: You have an incurable case of gay.

Zombie apocalypse, we're the only two for hundreds of miles left alive.
>Plot twist: She's my wife and she thinks she's still alive and I'm mad at her, but really she's a zombie and I've had her locked up for my safety the entire time. I couldn't bring myself to kill her so instead I spend time with her rotting reanimated corpse every day and reminisce about our life together.

A bomb is counting down and can only be disarmed by me giving her dozens of orgasms with my tongue.

It's like the sixth sense but with a flesh eating dead woman instead of Bruce Willis.
>spoiler alert.

This doesn’t sound realistic.

Nice dubs but mecha is cool so fuck you

I really want to make one or several movies about the Dune prequels. Prolly as anime tho, so the 100 million are actually enough to make many movies. I guess Anne can play a voice over of Serena Butler or something.

Faggot spotted.

Cheap porno, come on grow up faggot.

I bet you’d like to...considering your incurable case of gay.

The Blumpkin

A remake of Roald Dahl's classic James and the Giant Peach except I play James and the peach is played by Anne Hathaway's adorable ass.

A woman who fights crime by giving enthusiastic and sensual rim jobs

My sides

absolutely ebin haha xd ;)

The Salad Tosser

Sounds like something that belongs in the DC universe.

OK kid. I guess I needed to type something like "I GET TO FUGG HER THE WHOLE MOVIE LUUUUUUUUUUUULZ" to please your 13 year old brain. Sorry about that. Now go ahead and read the replies of all the other preteens hanging out ITT.

I'd film a war drama with me as a nurse and her as an American GI who personally kills Hitler with her all female squadron,just to rustle the fuck out of this boards autistic jimmies

The movie "I Spit On Your Grave"
but where the woman doesn't get raped, she just flashes back to a traumatic experience she once had that wasn't even rape it just made her feel uncomfortable and shoots two dudes she went back to a hotel room with dead. (something like that movie "V/H/S" where they take that demon chick back to their room but instead they just get shot with Anne's .38.
Then after that, in a misguided rage she begins murdering men left and right who aren't even doing anything wrong, she's just having a mental breakdown and becomes a serial killer who only targets men. The fact that she's an attractive woman with seemingly everything going for her makes her exceptionally hard to catch so she racks up a body count upwards of 4,000 men and her reign of terror finally comes to an end when she accidentally kills a woman and in desperation to repent for her mistake takes her own life.

It basically writes itself. The first orgasm from the movie already got a orgins prequel spinoff trilogy all it's own.

“Moooom, 4-chan is being mean to me again!”


Suck my balls.

You write it, I’ll watch it.

And that’s a fucking promise.

you're not being mean, just really inmature. But whatevs, I'm done replying to you. Have a nice evening.

We shoot guns, build gunpla, play video games, and ultimately I finish the film by inseminating her during the credits, with consent, and most importantly, for reals.

Have an okay evening. One that’s slightly less good than mine.

The plot is production is cancelled on account of the funds going missing
>they're really in my offshore bank account
>:3

The plot is that Anne Hathaway has gone missing.

She’s in my basement.

The world has ended and we have to repopulate

knock yourself out fgt

A romantic comedy about a woman who begins hacking into a random man's computer and begins falling in love with him and tries meeting him in real life without him knowing who she is or what she's been doing but he's too preoccupied with coming up with a suitable form of suicide to notice or care for her advances. They grow closer and closer and she thinks he's the most wonderful person in the world and everything about him spells out "perfect man" until at the end of the movie he finally gets his hands on a large bottle of blood thinners and a revolver and shoots himself after cutting ties with everyone for 2 years.

Fuck your dad’s ass, cuntface.

2 cops
1 cup...The Stanley Cup that is
cop drama about who stole the Stanley Cup just before the big game.

I roast Anne Hathaway for 93 minutes for being an overrated, ugly woman while she is never on screen because her face would ruin the movie.

Anne Hathaway beats the shit out of me for 90 minutes with a kendo stick.

Sounds like the worst movie ever conceived. Don’t quit your day job, shit tits.

Just two straight hours of her shitting in a field. It would take weeks to shoot, but we’ve got enough money for that. Eventually, Anne’s shit pile is the size of a small car. I enter the scene and douse the pile in gasoline. I light a match and toss it at the mess. For the remaining five minutes, Anne and I dance around the shit fire, howling at the sky the whole time.

It will be titled ‘Sup Forums: The Movie’.

Formulaic love story that gets interrupted when she becomes pregnant with my baby and she begins to develop superpowers and i have to revesl to her thst im a superhero guy and the reason she has powers is because of the faux-science reason i have powers giving her powers thru the baby and letting her know that the powers will only last thru the pregnancy and theres some super bad guy trying to do a really evil thing but the super bad is my ex who broke up with me after getting pregnant and getting powers then aborting the baby but now she is jealous and wants to get pregnant from me again so she can have powers again because she cant stsnd going back to being normal after having experienced superpowers. Yadda yadda big 1st confrontation yadda ex uses science disguise to pretend to be current girl and fuck me to get preg cuz shes ovulating yadda she reveals plot current girl gets angry thinks i fucked the ex knowingly yadda breakup yadda truth revealed yadda formulaic relationship bullshit that makes you yell at the screen yadda get back together yadda ex been doin badshit takin over north korea launches missiles current girly snd i go to stop them but she begins to give birth at last second and baby pops out and helps save the day i swoop in amd save girly evil girly gets stabbed in the gut by kim jong un in post credits and he collect sample of baby super blood for snslysis, the end with a possible sequel teaser.

Hi, this is Steven Spielberg. This sounds amazing. Call me on my cell: 1-888-JUSTKIDDINGTHATSUCKS

You watch your mouth there shit breath
I'll have you know I also wrote
and
so you can go fuck yourself with a tire iron you uppity goddamn homotransexual

I’ll have you know that I wrote this:

Suck my dick ‘til my balls shrivel, you fucking douchebag.

>I hate everything about what you wrote so much, I need to go take a shower to steam the hatred from my pores you insufferable pile of shit.

Jokes on you bitch
NOBODY needs to suck your dick for that to happen

No. Try harder, brainless wonder.

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The highest quality parody porn w/ cgi better then doctor strange.

Yes that may be true. However considder this:
With the way hollywood is right now you know they would love it make it hype the shit out of it and sell sell sell that shit till the cows came home.
You know they would.
Because hollywood is made up entirely of mindless brainless dickbags.

I rape Anne Hathaway for 2 and a half hours and then I keep the money

Brokeback Mountain

Anne Hathaway tries to say the alphabet with 4 dicks in her mouth. It’s called “Wrrrblllgrrrbbbllllghhhh”

Ya know, I don't agree with what you've written here.
>But this fuckin guy gets rrrrrrrright to the fuckin point.

Hey!

Everything coming from your brain and spewing into this text box is making you seem more and more like you eat shit sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I can actually smell both of your posts.

The sequel to Interstellar, where I explore her wormhole for 3 hours.

LOL

That is oddly specific.
Yer posting in multiples threads arent you.
Ive seen this oddly specific "i can smell the shit smell of your posts" thing posted all over /b today. Seriously are you just picking out the most random stuff to repy to snd then saying that. I rwally do wonder. But then again i dont really care.
I just fucked my wife into orgasmic bliss and left a giand wad of my cum in her pussy.
I fucked her in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

You on the otherhand.... Ha other hand. Lol.
Anyway. You probably only hsve your cheeto covered fingers to pleasure yourself with.
I fear to think of how you do that. Probably by shoving them up your own ass with one hand while jerking off with the other. You kissless virgin faggot.

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Garlic salt ro be specific.
Get it right.