Alright Sup Forums, tell us why should we hire you?

Alright Sup Forums, tell us why should we hire you?

>DUBS AND TRIPS GET HIRED RIGHT AWAY

Because I like wearing blue ties and womens clothing too

I will taks the heat off the lesser sexual predators.

Because you're hiring people

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

ROLL FOR JOBZ

because rent

BC I'm white with great tits!!!

I may not get dubs right now because I'm a little nervous but I have proven time and time again to be an excellent performer in GET threads. Take a look at my references.

If you hire me, I guarantee you I can bring a quints get to the company within a month.

Please don't

Sir, that is not a good thing.

I print my business cards on egyptian papyrus.

Girl on left faking it

Last time I checked I had a pussy..... Just checked again she's still there

HIRED

You shouldn't hire me, nor do I want to be hired by a company that ignores the fact that trips outright imply dubs.

Retard

last time I checked, you're lying

Because there is only a 30% chance that I will become an hero on company property

am cool

I pushed a kid out of that fucking things trust me it's there

I bring dunkin donuts for the team every friday for breakfest.

You shouldn't. I hate working in offices, I hate the blant majority of people. All I want is a simple life as it meant to be, which you can't offer.

because I'm a fgt lol

I need money ?

ew

Faggot!
Buy a shavette, get a soap stick, wet your face with warm water, rub soap on face, shampoo that fucker up with your hand till it's white and shave.
No aftershave needed if you are not a retard at shaving.
>you're fired

you want a fucking cookie or something?

TeLl Us WhY wE sHoUlD hIrE yOu

Ewwww how the fuck were u born... Hatched??

tits and timestamp for proof or we assume you're just a lonely fgt roleplaying as a female

It's time to let her go br..wait..one sec...Norway calling

I am devilspawn, nice to meet you

Pleasures all mine

andys hot log of shit makes my throat wet...
I'll take a corner office and the brown company car

So I can buy some new RAM to download

I watch rick and morty AND understand the subtleties associated with every joke.

you shouldn't

I'm poor. And I also have a cat to feed!

c'mon man, i shaved and showered and even wore a collared shirt

don't make me regret it

too bad, you all have to leave now

You're a niggar

Im an alcohol

I'm white have w degrees, have had a job for the past 10 years. Never been to prison

I can deliver on promises of dubs.

So I can stop being a faggot like OP one day

no regerts