Alright Sup Forums, tell us why should we hire you?
>DUBS AND TRIPS GET HIRED RIGHT AWAY
Alright Sup Forums, tell us why should we hire you?
>DUBS AND TRIPS GET HIRED RIGHT AWAY
Because I like wearing blue ties and womens clothing too
I will taks the heat off the lesser sexual predators.
Because you're hiring people
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
ROLL FOR JOBZ
because rent
BC I'm white with great tits!!!
I may not get dubs right now because I'm a little nervous but I have proven time and time again to be an excellent performer in GET threads. Take a look at my references.
If you hire me, I guarantee you I can bring a quints get to the company within a month.
Please don't
Sir, that is not a good thing.
I print my business cards on egyptian papyrus.
Girl on left faking it
Last time I checked I had a pussy..... Just checked again she's still there
HIRED
You shouldn't hire me, nor do I want to be hired by a company that ignores the fact that trips outright imply dubs.
Retard
last time I checked, you're lying
Because there is only a 30% chance that I will become an hero on company property
am cool
I pushed a kid out of that fucking things trust me it's there
I bring dunkin donuts for the team every friday for breakfest.
You shouldn't. I hate working in offices, I hate the blant majority of people. All I want is a simple life as it meant to be, which you can't offer.
because I'm a fgt lol
I need money ?
ew
Faggot!
Buy a shavette, get a soap stick, wet your face with warm water, rub soap on face, shampoo that fucker up with your hand till it's white and shave.
No aftershave needed if you are not a retard at shaving.
>you're fired
you want a fucking cookie or something?
TeLl Us WhY wE sHoUlD hIrE yOu
Ewwww how the fuck were u born... Hatched??
tits and timestamp for proof or we assume you're just a lonely fgt roleplaying as a female
It's time to let her go br..wait..one sec...Norway calling
I am devilspawn, nice to meet you
Pleasures all mine
andys hot log of shit makes my throat wet...
I'll take a corner office and the brown company car
So I can buy some new RAM to download
I watch rick and morty AND understand the subtleties associated with every joke.
you shouldn't
I'm poor. And I also have a cat to feed!
c'mon man, i shaved and showered and even wore a collared shirt
don't make me regret it
too bad, you all have to leave now
You're a niggar
Im an alcohol
I'm white have w degrees, have had a job for the past 10 years. Never been to prison
I can deliver on promises of dubs.
So I can stop being a faggot like OP one day
no regerts