You are now pic related, what is the first thing you do?

You are now pic related, what is the first thing you do?

Press the cupcake button

Cut my hair and change my clothes.

fuck bulma

>Cupcake button
My man it's the muffin button

go on a raping spree. literally no one can stop me.

Fuck my hot wife, kill my shitty sons, then go train.

Trips of truths, nigguhs

Am I supplanted into Goku's life, or am I just Goku in my current situation on the real life earth?
Do I look like Goku or do I look like myself but with all of Goku's powers?

>literally no one can stop me
HAKAI

get naked with my son

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you are him in the real world

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wipe all muslim countries and north korea off the map

>What'cha thinkin' about?
>Oh, I dunno, training and stuff.

lol wtf.. internet ruins everything

Abandon my family to train some kid from Bumfuck, Nowhere.

Nut inside Chi Chi, god damn

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Damn right.

Fuck Krillin.
Then Gohan, Gotenks in Saiyan form, Kid Buu, Dende and finally Chiaotzu.

nigger, goku is stronger than purple cat.

Beat this ass-hat to demolishing North Korea.
I'll keep it somewhat intact, however, and become its new dictator.
>Wipe all Muslim countries off the map
>Most-followed religion on Earth
Good luck with that.

breathe either in or out

Fuck my wife