So my roommate is the textbook definition of a Tumblr special snowflake. Full retard, transgender/genderfluid, clearly mentally ill. So this faggot leaves me passive aggressive post it notes, complains about me and "it's" own friends in group chats while they are in the same room, and all around is the worst. What should I do to him to get rid of "it" / fuck with "it"?
Pic HIGHLY related.
Carter Ortiz
Move out/get a new roomate. Or just accidently misgender them and their friends constantly but pretend it's an accident every time until their heads explode.
Jeremiah Cooper
I've been in the process of getting a new roommate, but this faggot is spiting me trying to make the whole process impossible. I might take the misgender solution.
Cameron Fisher
Raise questions instead of hiding in the corner
Kevin Rogers
Call it out. Get into a physical confrotation. If it does hit you, call cops char g e it for assault. If it's beta and backs down just be rude as fuck and keep trying to abuse it until it runs. Also flip breaker shutting off power when it's online/playing Vidya games. Also bring over sex partner and make sure you make it as uncomfortable as possible. I've had a similar roommate; just gotta alpha the shit out of it.
Caleb Hall
They’re posting in group chat, you’re posting on Sup Forums.
Who’s the loser here, kid?
Aaron Powell
I'm feeling this one, it's beta af. Every time, and I mean every time, we're alone in the appt, he retreats to his room and locks the door. He assumes I'm gonna steal his shit / kill him in his sleep. Time to alpha up.
Angel Stewart
Sex partner? What language are you talking here, bro? You’re a definite virgin
Colton Lee
Also, one day when your home and it's not put all it'd shurvtkvtge mailbox. Literally move it's furniture, things, toiletries into a box and then intentionally dump it out on the lawn/parkinglot/driveway. Unless it's on the lease there ain't nothing that can be done cause like you said it's a Tumblrite beta cuck.
Brandon Jones
this kek don't puss out just because they're loud crybabies...that's not how real life works
Gabriel Carter
Oh...oh...oh...oh...I love this shit Gimmie her tumblr....Fuckbook,Farcebook...WTFeverBook info so I can laugh at this tumblr snowflake...plz...I'll trade you One Internet and titz
Xavier Edwards
I mention sex partner cause I don't peresume yo know your gender or gender affiliation. Also youre a faggot whom needs advice I'm order to get a new roommate. Dumbass virgin
Matthew Richardson
Get back to Tumblr you mongtard
Kayden Jenkins
obviously "assuming gender" and "sex partner" was not meant in a PC tumblr bullshit sense you autistic ungrateful fuck
Anthony White
jerk off into their shampoo and milk.
Luke Stewart
this
Jose Smith
say your pic related
Hunter Thompson
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Samuel Thomas
>hurr durr I said mongtard and mentioned another social media wev SD it I frequentl thatll show em' Go back to bed. I bet you are the roommate in op's story you beta roodypoo. Go jerking off into your mom's panties with your tears as lube.
Jeremiah Perry
its, not it's it's is not the possessive form of it
Evan Walker
Gaslight the ever living fuck out of it until it has a mental break down.
Daniel Long
HOLY FUCK PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT REAL
Christopher Rogers
Is it male or female?
Julian Evans
Fuck "it", I mean, for real, rape that little bitch, "it" will run away for sure.
Grayson Gray
Instead of asking the internet, fucking man up and talk to them. Quit being a child
Elijah Ramirez
Get rid of internet box = Get rid of her/it's/disgusting creature's power
It's not rocket science. Just unhook and hide the wifi box for a couple days.
Jason Robinson
was in a similar situation. just move out, or make it so unbearable for it that it moves out.
Gabriel Mitchell
Try that in English, dirty skin
Adrian Martin
this ×800000000000
Jason Allen
Yup. The internet is his lifeline.
The detox will be tough, but maybe it isn't too late for him to see the light of day.
Chase Johnson
Listen to Milo nd Shapiro talk about trans sea monsters like the one you live with. Just blast it. Get your friends over do the same things what ever this creature and it's farm animal friends do x 1000. Finally, you MUST Misgender the creature INTENTIONALLY and say its because of your religious beliefs.
Blake Carter
TAKE ALL FORMS OF ELECTRONIC SHIT
EX. CHARGERS USBS AND PLUGS CABLE BOX INTERWEBS BOX AND MAGIC SHAKEY STICK OF REALLY FEEL GOOD TIMES