I personally wipe sitting down till I see none left, then I stand, put one leg on the sink, Spread my ass, and clean about to the first knuckle of my finger. Like the knuckle with the nail on it deep. Just to be sure.
I then take some TP, Spit on it a bit to get it wet, then do a few spins in there to be 100% clean
have been for about 14-15 years since when I was 7-8 my ass kept getting really really itchy from not wiping correctly. Now I have n't had an ass itch since.
Colton Anderson
Bumping my own...SHITTY thread
Eli Perez
Sorry... I know, that was a crappy pun.
Carter Murphy
God, I'm such an ass... Constantly doing this shit.
Jacob Davis
Knees together, scoot to the edge of the bowl, lean forward, reach back, wipe with tp until there’s no more filth (front to back), wipe with wet wipe, fold over, wipe again. Front to back there too obviously.
Camden Powell
Front to back. Obviously. Back to front seems unsafe.
Jayden Clark
Can’t get poo on the vagoo.
Anthony Price
Side to side Dont everybody?
Joshua Adams
SIN
Nicholas Rodriguez
With a cordless drill.
Jaxon Bailey
Hey... We all care. Everyone does it. No one talks about it... Though I'll admit this thread stinks... Get it... Stinks... Ha...Ha..ha..
Charles Peterson
Use a bidet, then all you need is 2 to 4 pieces of toilet paper to dry your butt.
Benjamin Taylor
Bidets aren't around where I live.
I've only ever seen 1 ever. And have no idea where you would even get one nor do I think It'd get clean enough...
Isaac Rivera
I use a melon scoop
Jonathan Smith
That sounds pretty fun honestly
Jose Gomez
I tell my dog to lick it clean she is a true champ at it
Nathaniel Barnes
You just need to get a small water pipe, just a bout 1 cm thick. We connect it to a pipeline that is most likely connected to the line that fills the toilet water. The knob to turn it up and down is on the wall so when one hand is wahing your butt you adjust the water with the other. And I'm not talking about japanesw type bidets either, you just use your hand and water to clean it so it won't be left dirty. It shouldn't matter to use your hand as you'll just wash them with soap anyways.
Ethan Young
No
Sebastian Roberts
That sounds pretty gross not gonna lie
Brayden Russell
I use the dprk wan to wipe my ass
Justin Fisher
>Inb4 that image of the guy leaving over and pulling toilet paper around his leg and through the ass crack and over his back
Tyler Taylor
? What the hell is a DPRK WAN?
Jace Brown
the WAN of the DPRK, dipshit
jeezus, i bet you had gender studies as a main.
Jayden Thomas
I don't know either of those thing.
Wan Dprk
I also have not done genderstudies.
Bentley Powell
There is not only USA on this planet, neither is Dollar, you fuck.
North Korea is Best Korea. I bet you have someone handing you a pacifier all day long. you're too murrican to type "dprk wan" into google? better use your 2nd amendment rights and look into the barrel of your gun, pull the trigger and check if it still works.
Daniel Young
I typed in DPRK WAN into google. Didn't think you were referring to NK, since it does not fit into this thread.
Dominic Martinez
>how do you wipe your ass >i use some useless pieces of paper >does not fit you're def not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oliver Roberts
You fags all have it wrong. You take one sheet of tp and tear off a corner (save it for later). You then poke your finger through the sheet of paper. Next, shove your finger in your ass and give is a swirl. Remove your finger and use the tp on your finger to wipe said finger clean. Now is where the corner piece comes in; that's what you use to clean out under the finger nail. Dispose of paper in toilet, then flush. That is how you properly wipe your ass.
Julian Gonzalez
That's the shittiest way to whipe your ass
Dylan Bell
This guy
Christopher Powell
you are doin it wrong... buy a roll of toilet paper, then tear away all that white paper until you are left with the brown cardboard tube
when you feel the urge to shit, just shove the tube up your ass and the shit will flow through the inside of the tube, thus not touching your anus at all.
Brody Morgan
...So the white stuff is like Bubblewrap? Just to keep the tube safe..?
Levi Smith
So I’m the only one who uses a stick wrapped with rope?
Grayson Ross
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Jackson Phillips
Like... Do you stick the rope in as deep as you can and pull it out? or do you stick the stick and rope in with the rope tied to the stick?
Or is it like... outside only like using the stick with ropewrap like a broomstick and riding it with your ass like a slut rides that dick?
Or...OR, do you stick the stick in as deep as you can, then use the rope to get it out????
Samuel Cox
>If you pee into the toilet, the toilet pees back at you.
Leo Long
I don't.. I humiliate people to do it for me.
Noah Gutierrez
I use water. It's fucking uncivilized to smear your shit all around your ass with paper lol. With water you 100% sure there is nothing left. Even baby wipes can't do that. And no, I'm neither Muslim not Hindu.
Bentley Adams
In Russia, toilet pee on you.
Aiden Lee
After living in Japan for 10 years my first purchase upon returning home was a decent quality bidet. Stop sticking your finger up there you filthy cunt.
Ian Lewis
You don't know how to properly prepare a shit. You need to have a solid shit with the texture of a pine cone. Then you just hold your asshole open, and it drops out with the exact weight to scrape yourself clean.
Adam Russell
Don't those all-in-one toilets just splash shit-smeared water all over your balls and thighs? Or you wipe some off before? I have separate bidet and wipe everything as normally and then clean the rest carefully in the bidet
Carson Lopez
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Ryan King
This shitty thread is just about a bunch of ass wipers....
Dylan Clark
Jesus, nigger, how shitty is your asshole?
Luis Moore
>Don't those all-in-one toilets just splash shit-smeared water all over your balls and thighs? do you seriously think Japanese would stand for that shit?
Evan Butler
If you don't use moist wipes you aren't cleaning at all. Also, you have to work them into your anus to really get clean. Dry paper can't clean you. Think about it. If you can't get a bidet, use wipes.
Jason Robinson
Leaning slightly forward, I wipe front to back from behind with my left hand, using initially 4 folded sheets, decreasing to 2 as the mess is cleaned. I wipe until there is no visible shit on the paper when going one knuckle deep in my ass. Some assitional information, I check that the seat is clean of any debris and cover it with a layer of toilet paper (I wouldn't if I didn't live with a dirty fatass). On occasion, if I have a really messy shit shortly before going to sleep, I'll finish with a good saturated wipe of rubbing alcohol. Clears any sticky residue, and eliminates any smell. It also feels warm and fucking fantastic.
Alexander Nelson
Wipes aren't flushable and no one over the age of 1 should be filling trashbags with literal shitwipes.
Bentley Martinez
>digging into your anus what the fuck?
Evan Baker
>assitional Should've proofread better, although that's probably the best that could have turned out.
Lincoln Nelson
They do make adult flushable wipes. They are in the toilet paper section of the grocery store. I've been using them for several years.
Brody Barnes
I guess you like itching and skid marks.
Matthew Davis
They do not. They might say "flushable" on the label but your local sewage technician will disagree violently.
Adam Ward
When you shit on the beach, there's lots of water to use, Pajeet.
Luke Rogers
Same. I wipe then clean with water. I never feel clean without washing. I could shower afterwards too, since I don't shit much, it can coincide with my daily shower.
Jaxon Baker
What the fuck? No? How unhealthy do you have to be to have such sticky shit? Eat some fibre, holy fuck.
Carson Wilson
I'm talking about Cottonelle, Wet Ones, Kirkland (if you go to Costco), Charmin. I'm not talking about baby wipes. Either way, dry paper isn't cleaning. I don't think wipes take up more room than paper. No moisture, no clean.
Eli Campbell
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Camden Reyes
Check it next time. I'm vegan. Shit comes out of your anus. Wiping outside doesn't get rid of everything. I guess it comes down to standards. I don't want to fart fecal leftovers into my underwear, or have it find a way out as I sweat. You think your cavity is clean after passing a log?
Justin Rivera
1. Lean over to one side 2. Take folded paper, wipe 3. Repeat until no poop on paper
John Brown
>checking seat for debris >reaming own asshole with tp >needing tp, wipes, and a sink to clean ass
I literally wipe 1-2 times. Very rarely is there any brown on the tp, even on the first wipe. There are no smears of shit pasted to my ass and the toilet seat when I'm done shitting. What the fuck are you guys eating?
Leo Rivera
Call your mom. She races over and tongue fucks my shit hole. Best cleaning method I’ve found.
Angel Hughes
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Oliver Smith
Use TP beforehand.
James Fisher
>I'm talking about Cottonelle, Wet Ones, Kirkland (if you go to Costco), Charmin. I'm not talking about baby wipes.
Doesn't matter, still not flushable.
Andrew Torres
i wipe back to front
Brayden Roberts
I have one of Donald Trump's aides lick it clean for me.
..... They have it down to a fine-art.
Lincoln Davis
YOU AND YOUR TRIPS ARE AUTISTIC
U WIL GET PU ON UR BALZ, AND UR WEEWEE, AND UR ASS HAIR
Bentley Ward
You ever meet the Donstar? He's so pretty. I want president to trump my ass
Aiden Perry
>flushable wipes aren't flushable says so right here on the label
Oliver Collins
They flush. I've been using them for several years. Beside, don't you flush the first eruption? You shouldn't be flushing everything at once. Don't you flush for the sake of others?
Thomas Morgan
stop.
Camden Allen
I squat a little
William Perry
I am only the top 3 of those.
Luke Nelson
...
Evan Sullivan
with money
Dylan Martinez
>never flush more than one wipe at a time I flush four at a time and never have a problem, but I also flush at the beginning. As in, I don't want to bath in stench, or share it.
Dylan Hall
you have stronker plumbing than NYC apparently does
Luke Martinez
Maybe. I'm in Miami. I also did this in Tampa, Orlando, San Diego, Texas, China, and Japan. Never had a problem.
Michael Peterson
Sounds like you have a very tossable salad.
Owen Collins
see:
Robert Allen
I flush four wipes twice a day. So does my girlfriend. They flush.
Benjamin Smith
"Technically fits down the drain" is not what flushable means, despite the dishonest labeling.
Flushable means it disintegrates in water. Flushable means it won't clump and clog pipes in the sewer. Flushable means it won't collect fatbergs that need to be extracted from the sewage system and broken up at great expense to the taxpayer.
Baby wipes are not flushable.
Bentley Davis
I'm not talking about baby wipes. I'm talking about adult wipes.
Justin Howard
I very rarely wipe my ass, I can't shit in public toilets so i'm always home whenever I take a shit so I just hop in the shower and rinse my hairy ass in there
Robert Williams
cleanest of the lot of you
Michael Sanders
Calling them "adult" wipes doesn't make them not baby wipes and it still doesn't make them flushable.
Leo Kelly
I'm sure your legs, feet, and toes thanks you. I'm sure your shoes smell great.
Ryan Myers
It's made of different material. It's made of material that does break down. I've seen it happen. I used a wipe to clean my counter after shaving, put it in the toilet, and it was in pieces the next time I went to piss.
Luis Miller
Also, they are a lot smaller.
Noah Gonzalez
I eat bananas with the skin on
Carter Long
Never had any issue with smell, if I have diarrhea then sure I'll wipe before getting in the shower. I am really not a hairy person but for some reason I got a really hairy arsehole and if I don't take a shower after shitting and use toilet paper to wipe instead it never goes away, like there's an infinite amount of shit stuck in my hair.
Lucas Reyes
Better question for OP:
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Dominic Butler
That blind youtube guy answered it.
Basically they just keep whipping way more than needed just in case.
or you know...Service dogs.
Ayden Gutierrez
>it never goes away, like there's an infinite amount of shit stuck in my hair.
Of course. You only use paper. Try to wash your car with dry paper. You can't clean with out moisture. It's not rocket science. However, wiping by showering puts all of that fecal matter on your feet. Unless you truly scrub those things, they will always have shit in every little crack, including your toes and nails.