Tfw no British or Russian bf

>tfw no British or Russian bf

P-please have me instead sempai!! D-dozo!~

What does your accent sound like?

For what purpose?

I like them

gay

It's because Russians are cute!

No, we are manly

bit gay

Manly men can be cute

Not all

You have perfect pake skin and pink nipples

No, they can't....

Reminder that whenever you have sex with any Russian, you are basically having sex with Putin himself.

Well, some of you are qt anyway..

But Putin an cute

No...
Well, I do have pink nipples tho
Proofs?

couldnt you at least wait for your last shitty fucking thread to die before making another one

>Proofs
U

Go be assblasted somewhere else

No...

Handsome then

people from my group told me that I look and behave androgynous, but not in a cute way...

Are they mean about it?

Well, they wouldn't appreciate it if I stopped cutting my hair
My friend has a short ponytail and he got called 'gay' by two stranger girls once

That's sad

The homoeroticism is real

>tfw english mum russian dad
not a bender though so you'll have to fuck off now OP xx

you gay twat