we're at a supermarket
>buy 3 things to freak out the cashier
>hard mode: no condoms, no doughnuts, doughnut holes and glue
We're at a supermarket
Diapers, bleach, rubbish bags
bread, milk and eggs
he'll never expect anyone to be this normal
rope, bleach, knife
Ducttape
Chainsaw
A lot candy
i'll go to the register with the white cashier
>1 box of zip
>1 carton of zop
>2 lbs of zoobity-bop
A pump
Rapeseed oil
Mayonnaise
bleach, local map and vodka
having the shakes and mumbling "fucking cunts" is totaly optional
Hard candy, clown costume, lube
tarp baby oil cucumbers
olive oil
cucumber
tissues
3 cans of whipped cream
Suck the nitrous out in front of him
what? kek
3 cans of computer rusters at 4 am
lube
tissues
a stopwatch
1 Gallon of Evoo
1 Cadbury egg
1 large container of Easter straw
Puddin'
Pops
Puddin' Pops
rubbing alcohol, moth balls, and string.
>lube
>cucumber
pssh i only need put one thing on the conveyer the first child i found
enema kit
diet coke
mentos
This with eggs
Aqua Velva, rubbers and lube.
Vagisil, baby powder, and an english cucumber.
2 jars of peanut butter and a bag of dog treats
remove three flip lids from shopping carts
be in a paranoid hurry
in a panic ask for a price check
Duct tape
Sleeping pills
Cucumber
Crayons, mustard, and restaurant style fancy tortilla chips.
A loaf of bread, bologna and mustard.
Isn't this just what life is like in Australia?
cucumber,lube and pincers
>One of those School Supply lists with the map of the school on the back
>Pump Shotgun
>Ammunition
Holy fuck. Yes.
I like. Sounds like my usual list.
Pliers
Candy
Trash bags
sandpaper, leeks, superglue
I Just Need one: 65kg minced meat
fuck, no glue, okey
sandpaper, leeks, ducttape
lube tissues magazine with a risque picture of a child
...
Pink moscato, prescription antidepressants, and the most suspect dick enhancement pills they have at the counter.
Turkey basting needle, bleach, grill utensils
Laxatives, diapers, cling wrap
I'm just gonna say that Robert's Giant Eagle looks like a nice place, and I feel kind of bad he has to deal with us retards walking in off the street.
One x medium sized chilli pepper;
One x extra large cucumber;
One x electric toothbrush (batteries included).
Don't forget to ask the cashier if the batteries are long lasting, and if the cucumber is big enough.
Also, complain than you couldn't find any
G-clamps, and ask whether you have time to change chilli pepper for a lemon, as you just remembered the lemon doesn't sting as much as the chilli pepper, and the lemon produces nearly as much pucker.
White supremacy literature
Klan hood
Watermelon
Frozen pizza
Pineapple
Jergens
watermelon
fuel
lighter
The fuck kind of supermarket do you think this is?
Funnel
20 tubes of toothpaste
lube
A cucomber
A ziplock bag
A book on how to bond with your step son
bottle of vodka
extra value bottle of sleeping aide
rope
Strapping tape
One gallon bleach
One gallon ammonia
Child's swimsuit
Vaseline
Cucumber
Wait no replace the cucumber with duct tape
Wait no, replace the vaseline with chili oil and cucumber with duct tape with wooden pole
Shut up and empty the register! Also some Preparation H please.
The cashier would need a really dirty mind to understand that though
...
>At a supermarket
Spot the fucking burger
Sup Forums-market :D
Tums, lube, pringles can.
Baby diapers, porno mag, and an enema
...
Scotch. Tape. Eggs.
Adult diapers, laxatives and latex gloves
>be black
>buy any 3 things and pay with money
>You have to eat all the eggs.
Duct Tape, A cork and laxatives.
they'll just assume your taking care of an old person
Make up, 10yo size girl panties, emergency type candles.
cough syrup, lye, and lighter fluid
1 x half a pound of lard;
1 x Christmas tree;
1 x tube of Anusol (or Tucks if no Anusol in stock).
> Extension cable
> Plug
> Toaster
Fucking kek !
>gasoline
>a lighter
>any flag
brilliant
...
As always my answer is:
-Rat posion
-I'm sorry for your loss card
-Birthday cake
Keep it simple you guys
KY Jelly, Cucumbers and Rubber Gloves
cashiers serve hundreds of customers per day
they don't give a shit what you buy
their only worry is how much of their time you are gonna waste with pointless small talk and "oh i thought that was on sale" trivialities
1 x Neutrodol aerosol spray;
1 x pkt mixed size bottle brushes;
1 x Vagisil ointment.
I actually don't worry about what the cashiers think I worry about all the other people in line.
I've been constipated for 6 days and I really need to buy this shit but I can't bring myself to do it because I'm a handsome, healthy young man and it's just humiliating. :C
wat do
Nice trips. They make you immune to people's stares, but only if you go buy it now.
It's past midnight user I don't live in a 1st world country, I have to wait till like 10am
KY
eggplant
surgical gloves
lube, babydoll, cutting board
Lube, Lube, and Lube
rat poison and 2 cans of dogfood
Butter
Butter
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
rubber gloves, plastic tarps and bleach
Paper towels
Turkey baster
Surplus applesauce
Reported
Comic Books, Candy, and Lube
Bag of candy. Chloroform. The newest copy of cosmopolitain.
White privilege
Slavery
Racism
>plush toy
>scissors
>box of tissues
Dog food, cable ties, lube
Rope trash can bleach