We're at a supermarket

we're at a supermarket
>buy 3 things to freak out the cashier
>hard mode: no condoms, no doughnuts, doughnut holes and glue

Diapers, bleach, rubbish bags

bread, milk and eggs

he'll never expect anyone to be this normal

rope, bleach, knife

Ducttape
Chainsaw
A lot candy

i'll go to the register with the white cashier

>1 box of zip

>1 carton of zop

>2 lbs of zoobity-bop

A pump
Rapeseed oil
Mayonnaise

bleach, local map and vodka
having the shakes and mumbling "fucking cunts" is totaly optional

Hard candy, clown costume, lube

tarp baby oil cucumbers

olive oil
cucumber
tissues

3 cans of whipped cream
Suck the nitrous out in front of him

what? kek

3 cans of computer rusters at 4 am

lube
tissues
a stopwatch

1 Gallon of Evoo
1 Cadbury egg
1 large container of Easter straw

Puddin'
Pops
Puddin' Pops

rubbing alcohol, moth balls, and string.

>lube
>cucumber

pssh i only need put one thing on the conveyer the first child i found

enema kit
diet coke
mentos

This with eggs

Aqua Velva, rubbers and lube.

Vagisil, baby powder, and an english cucumber.

2 jars of peanut butter and a bag of dog treats

remove three flip lids from shopping carts
be in a paranoid hurry
in a panic ask for a price check

Duct tape
Sleeping pills
Cucumber

Crayons, mustard, and restaurant style fancy tortilla chips.

A loaf of bread, bologna and mustard.

Isn't this just what life is like in Australia?

cucumber,lube and pincers

>One of those School Supply lists with the map of the school on the back
>Pump Shotgun
>Ammunition

Holy fuck. Yes.

I like. Sounds like my usual list.

Pliers
Candy
Trash bags

sandpaper, leeks, superglue

I Just Need one: 65kg minced meat

fuck, no glue, okey
sandpaper, leeks, ducttape

lube tissues magazine with a risque picture of a child

...

Pink moscato, prescription antidepressants, and the most suspect dick enhancement pills they have at the counter.

Turkey basting needle, bleach, grill utensils

Laxatives, diapers, cling wrap

I'm just gonna say that Robert's Giant Eagle looks like a nice place, and I feel kind of bad he has to deal with us retards walking in off the street.

One x medium sized chilli pepper;
One x extra large cucumber;
One x electric toothbrush (batteries included).

Don't forget to ask the cashier if the batteries are long lasting, and if the cucumber is big enough.

Also, complain than you couldn't find any
G-clamps, and ask whether you have time to change chilli pepper for a lemon, as you just remembered the lemon doesn't sting as much as the chilli pepper, and the lemon produces nearly as much pucker.

White supremacy literature
Klan hood
Watermelon

Frozen pizza
Pineapple
Jergens

watermelon
fuel
lighter

The fuck kind of supermarket do you think this is?

Funnel
20 tubes of toothpaste
lube

A cucomber
A ziplock bag
A book on how to bond with your step son

bottle of vodka
extra value bottle of sleeping aide
rope

Strapping tape
One gallon bleach
One gallon ammonia

Child's swimsuit
Vaseline
Cucumber

Wait no replace the cucumber with duct tape

Wait no, replace the vaseline with chili oil and cucumber with duct tape with wooden pole

Shut up and empty the register! Also some Preparation H please.

The cashier would need a really dirty mind to understand that though

...

>At a supermarket

Spot the fucking burger

Sup Forums-market :D

Tums, lube, pringles can.

Baby diapers, porno mag, and an enema

...

Scotch. Tape. Eggs.

Adult diapers, laxatives and latex gloves

>be black
>buy any 3 things and pay with money

>You have to eat all the eggs.

Duct Tape, A cork and laxatives.

they'll just assume your taking care of an old person

Make up, 10yo size girl panties, emergency type candles.

cough syrup, lye, and lighter fluid

1 x half a pound of lard;
1 x Christmas tree;
1 x tube of Anusol (or Tucks if no Anusol in stock).

> Extension cable
> Plug
> Toaster

Fucking kek !

>gasoline
>a lighter
>any flag

brilliant

...

As always my answer is:

-Rat posion
-I'm sorry for your loss card
-Birthday cake

Keep it simple you guys

KY Jelly, Cucumbers and Rubber Gloves

cashiers serve hundreds of customers per day

they don't give a shit what you buy

their only worry is how much of their time you are gonna waste with pointless small talk and "oh i thought that was on sale" trivialities

1 x Neutrodol aerosol spray;
1 x pkt mixed size bottle brushes;
1 x Vagisil ointment.

I actually don't worry about what the cashiers think I worry about all the other people in line.

I've been constipated for 6 days and I really need to buy this shit but I can't bring myself to do it because I'm a handsome, healthy young man and it's just humiliating. :C

wat do

Nice trips. They make you immune to people's stares, but only if you go buy it now.

It's past midnight user I don't live in a 1st world country, I have to wait till like 10am

KY
eggplant
surgical gloves

lube, babydoll, cutting board

Lube, Lube, and Lube

rat poison and 2 cans of dogfood

Butter
Butter
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

rubber gloves, plastic tarps and bleach

Paper towels
Turkey baster
Surplus applesauce

Reported

Comic Books, Candy, and Lube

Bag of candy. Chloroform. The newest copy of cosmopolitain.

White privilege
Slavery
Racism

>plush toy
>scissors
>box of tissues

Dog food, cable ties, lube

Rope trash can bleach