Name something better then a proper German breakfast

Name something better then a proper German breakfast

>protip: you can't

chili cheese fries

I can, a French breakfast

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I can, a chili cheese fry

Pretzels, pretzel sticks, bread sticks, cheese, sausage?

here another example of French breakfast

Croissants, baguettes, other bread, jam, fruit, some dessert thing?

For the win

Where the fuck did they tell you that's a german breakfast?
Octoberfest in Ding Dong, TX???

Full english breakfast... GG

German here. We never have breakfast lile this. OP is a retard.

Lol

I'm German and absolutely no one eats that at breakfast.

That's not even a good example of one but God damn is it the best.

Biscuits and cake for breakfast. You fucking savages, thats why we had to blast your shitty country twice.

full english m8, the meal for the peasant right down to the king.

Once again the american assumes everyone is american.. America is the centre of the world apparently

Peasant german exposes himself

>Full english breakfast
Crap. Pure unadulterated crap.

Fuck well German or not I'm glad the full English autistic finally changed it up a little.

Full russian breakfast

What's a good example then? Your one better have black pudding or your opinion is invalid

>laugengebäck for breakfast
>calls me a peasant

One Egg?? Are you some kind of Homosexual?

English pls

Full American breakfast is only correct answer

refugees raping your sister

To be fair.. You have a point.. I should of found a better example

English breakfast faggots

this is why Donald trump is your leader

Trips dont lie...

German here, WTF is that?

Looks like a plate of 70s party food.

I dunno where you from, user, maybe from south Germany, but real arian germfags, don't eat bratwurst in the morning. For adolfs sake, this is lunch, not breakfast.
Beer is always good, because alcoholism rocks.

Is that water? I'm pretty sure that even water is a hella expensive meal for Russians.

ISS DEIN FRÜHSTÜCK, HANS!

French breakfast

/thread

And let us hope many Americans eat this for breakfast for the next month or so.

Nice dubs, mein Führer.
I fucking love sausages for breakfast, but when I have breakfast, other people eat lunch, so, meh.

>bratwurst
looks more like krakauer or some other coarse, cold cut sausage

stomach burns, the breakfast

i mean, it's nice. but you won't feel well afterwards.

The comment is written in english

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Close to an american breakfast besides the beans i suppose.

Still a fuckton better than any english pigs blood bullshit.

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Its not a real German breakfast if theres no kebab.

probably the healthiest option in this thread

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the fuck is that

korean breakfast

>still thinking food makes you more or less healthy
No user. That's an urban legend. It really doesnt matter what you eat as long as it's not like murricunt-lvl stupid(2liter cola and cheeseburgers every day).

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Disgusting.

your mom is an urban legend

Yes!

learn how to eat you fuck fat

I think you need to look up John Hinkley.

Proper Germany

I concur with this statement. German food is the shit.

Looks good but I would have a major sugar crash about 1.5 hours after and need food. Add some protein and you might take the win

>lkving in France
>this is bullshit

In France, youll get a fuking bowl of coffee and some fuking old ass baguette as breakfast


Fuck you OP

Glorious Russian breakfast comrades.

Real Proper German Breakfast

Probably true, but I never wake up craving a small bone filled fish fillet. Get some salmon on that bitch or better yet pork

Lol you people are funny. Just accept already that jewish media dot you again.
Use you fucking brains. How do inuit survive with a diet consisting of 100% meat and fish? Wouldnt they just explode for not eating a single green leave in their lives? Ask your fucking doctors you retards.

That's not a German breakfast, tho..

vodka and marinated pickles. good shit
also vodka is cheap as fuck in Rüsland

An proper ethiopian breakfast

this is no way a german breakfast. It´s a random display of german-ish food stuff.

Dim sum for the win user, would pick over the other contestants

>redpill bs
beyond help

point. maybe it could work when eaten closer to noon. just have some fruit in the morning.

don't blame jewish for every problems in your life, are we talking about vegetables now

No, that would be a German 88mm shell.

don't talk to the vegetables.

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After meal I read paper.

Jewish propaganda made my mum feed me broccoli

a proper German holocaust

broccoli can be tasty too

A proper German woman

Raw bacon?

Realistic English Breakfast

cooked ham

This. Country fried steak and egg breakfast. Though biscuits and gravy are pretty much mandatory as a side. Eggs and hashbrowns.

Admittedly, there's many prettier dishes in this thread, but I assure you the country fried steak, eggs, hashbrowns, and biscuits and gravy would put any of these other dishes to shame.

That along with many cups of coffee, at least a half pot worth.

But truth be told, you don't wanna eat a breakfast like this unless if you have the day off because the massive carb overload will make you sluggish as fuck. Also I typically skip a meal after a breakfast like this. Should keep you full until at least dinner time.

Also, honorable mentions are ultimate omelet, colorado omelets, bacon, patty sausage, and corned beef hash (which is delicious but it always gives me fecal spray diarrhea for at least 24 hours).

The US does breakfast right, I'd honestly be interested in seeing you Euros try a full American breakfast and seeing how it compares. Pretty sure we've got you guys beat.

Fuckinggarbageexample

that's breakfast? fucking pretzels and cheese? that's not breakfast nigga. that's a monday night football snack plate

dumplings look better in anime than they taste in real life.

they taste like they should be baked

>steak
>breakfast
idk man, seems like a cattle farmer's compromise

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honestly doesn't even look like it would taste bad. just hard to eat

A proper Zimbabwe breakfast.
>pic related

this

kek

That's no proper German breakfast
There is not ever Sauerteig Brot
Fuck off with that Bavarian degeneracy

Jesus, the carb ratio on those french breakfasts is fucked. A breakfast on 90% simple carbs is gonna cause a big energy crash in about 2 hours. Not to mention with so little protein/fat, you're gonna be hungry again soon.

A breakfast should be about 75% protein stuff meat and eggs, with maybe one small bread thing as a side, like a biscuit or a piece of toast.

>icecream
>hard to eat
alright, special

It's not a problem in my life. I aint eating no tofu.
You are a funny uneducated little punk. If it's "bs", why dont you prove me wrong? How can the inuit survive if the bullshit you believe is true?