Hey Sup Forums, am I a chad? Why or why not?

Hey Sup Forums, am I a chad? Why or why not?

You just look mildly retarded.

Judging from your body type I would suggest you at least don't come from the country

How do I look retarded lol

Yeah, only because I'm not scrawny/starving

holy shit you're me

post pics?

Not a Chad dude, sorry.

Kinda got a dad bode going on. Got a bit of a 5 head. Head is quite long, hair cut makes it long longer due to the shaved sides. Thin arms.

>shitty haircut
>eyebrows too bushy
>head too long
>shit phone
>fatass gut
>trying too hard
>asking Sup Forums for attention

Yes, you're a Chad

Holy shit look at your puffy nipples you got some serious gynecomastia

What is gynecomastia

Chads don't have bellies.

www.google.com

This. Chads usually are douchey looking types who seem to take care of themselves and look shallow af.

>bitchtits
>alt-right haircut
The guy on that pic is as far from chad as you get, but the pic isn´t you , this is a porly disguised personal army request

Having a belly doesn't mean someone is not capable of taking care of themselves.

>HTC
>Sad look
>Belly
>Almost tits
>Ginger

>CHAD
No.

Your haircut doesn't fit your head and you have kind of a Downs look about you.

Sexy mantitties

You look like an overweight ginger alt right sonic . And don't stare at your phone when you take pictures puff tits

Yeah, you're like a spitting image of pic-related.

Opposite of chad:
> huge forehead
>stupid haircut making your forehead even bigger
>pedo mustache
>ginger
>skinny fat

you're an attention whore

youŕe fat and ugly
sorry bucko

Holy shit, is this you, OP?

yes he is

yes how did u know

No, you're not a chad by a long shot. I can tell you what you are though. A stupid attention seeking faggot that has told himself he's handsome a shitload of times until he believed it.

you could be. You have the face for it.
Get a better haircut for your face shape
Learn to shave, your hair is to light for the stubble look. Just looks sloppy.
Get in shape. Add muscle tone. Doesn't have to be body builder, but at least athletic.
Get a more self-confident look.

Fire crotch
Greasy hair
Big nipples
Autistic expression
Pleb phone
Undies too tight

Dilbert without glasses

Yeah having a fat gut is pretty much the definition of not really looking after your body.

This is not a power lifter body who has supportive fat and a deep belly because of this. This is a guy with thin shoulders, no muscle and a gut.

No. You have boobs and you look like a mashup of a few King Of The Hill characters. Looney looking bitch.

no, dont shave body hair.

>receding hairline
>under 6 feet
>ginger
>non lifting beta body

You will never be a Chad like me user

holdmyfries is that u

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