>be me >live in rio de janeiro >go to the beach >see two german girls sunbathing on the sand >they decide to go for a quick swim at the sea >leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded >walk there >take theirs two backpacks and leave unotticed >go home and analyze my profits >two I-phones and two wallets full of euros and reais
God how I love those european tourists.Why are they so guilable and easy to rip of? if you are european please do come to the Olympics games,I would love more easy money.
Eli Perez
They're not used to living with niggers like your vagabundo Q.
Ian Lewis
I did almost the exact same thing on San Diego beach, except I only made like 50 Euros. Germans and Dutch seem to be the easiest to pull this off with.
Lincoln Miller
Where we live (atleast where I live) people don't rob. Here people don't even close their doors
Robert Rogers
I mean lock their doors damnit
Hudson Wright
good job bro I hate Europeans
Hudson Gutierrez
Stealing is wrong.
>Implying anyone in Rio is intelligent enough to end up on Sup Forums.
Levi Wilson
People in Hungary confirmed for being born in barns.
Ryan Ramirez
Go back to your jungle, shit smelling ape
Joseph Smith
In Europe, we generally don't steal from each other. We believe if you work for something you can have it. If I go to France and sit in a nice cafe in the country side. I can happily leave my backpack and go inside order, come out, have a walk around the vineyard and be sure my backpack is still there.
This is only untrue in large European cities where Europeans are dwindling now.
Eli Long
/thread
Colton Barnes
OP, what punishment would I get for killing a thief in Brazil?
Austin Russell
stealing is degenerate
Hunter Sanchez
>We believe if you work for something you can have it. Tell that to your tax rates
Michael Lewis
>The Eternal Leaf Please kill yourself Ontarian
Sebastian Nelson
only if you come with me
Lucas Reyes
European tourists only fault is that visiting 3rd world countries whose people haven't got enough intelligence to understand abstract ideas such as law and morality. You can add those 3rd countries all of South America, Africa, Turkey and Russia.
Nicholas Cooper
>implyng you have to be inteligent to end up in a autistic asian board I only steal from european tourists, and is the easiest job ever,I just head to the beach, see target, take their stuff without them seeing and go home with close to 500 euros after resselling the loot.
Nicholas Rogers
A medal.
Nolan Sanders
>see girls' possesions lying out in the open >take it >HUEHUEHUEHUE I FOOL'D U, EUROPEANS ARE SO GULLIBLE, I AM A MASTER CONMAN wow
Samuel Bell
Nice to see that a roach understands his own country's inferiority.
Elijah Walker
Niggers like OP are why I can't go the beach by myself.
Thomas Evans
5-10 years in jail, where you would get you nordic ass raped by a bunch of niggers, so not a good idea
Ian Allen
No memes. Is Turkey a shithole?
Jacob Brown
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Jace Cooper
>Implyng that I only do this with girls and that this was the first time I did this It is just so easy, you can barely call it stealing. If I did it everyday I could earn 3000 euros a month just by hanging around on the beach.I dont see many norwegians here though but I would love if they came for the olympics
Josiah Ortiz
It depends which country you are comparing and which part of Turkey you are comparing. If you are looking from Western Europe, Turkey is like Mordor, but if you looking from Middle East Turkey is like heaven. Aegean cost (İzmir, Dardanels etc.) and particular districts of İstanbul is good place to live.
Jayden Wood
Turkey too? Damn, was actually planning on visiting Alanya later this year. The people seemed very nice and considerate, but then again, I'm not your regular European tourist. I lock every door at all times and never leave any valuable items anywhere but my pockets, and I live in a place where everyone leaves doors unlocked.
Jaxson Hill
Good for you, you probably needed it more than they did. In the end they'll be back in Europe, have insurance money for their stolen things, but you'll still be trapped in your shithole.
Jason Rivera
Yes,The frog gets it, in the end everybody wins
Nathaniel Perez
>>be me >>live in russia >>go to the black sea beach >>see two ukranian girls sunbathing on the sand >>they decide to go for a quick swim at the EU >>leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded >>walk there >>take their stuff and leave unotticed >>go home and analyze my profits >>two coalmining regions and one crimea full of tartars and military ports
God how I love those european tourists. Why are they so guilable and easy to rip of? if you are european please do come to the soccer world cup 2018, I would love more easy lands.
Juan Jackson
We are used to live among humans, not huehues.
Bentley Price
Nobody goes to Russia to sunbathe.
Jayden Evans
Well, Turkey is not obviously as dangerous as Brazil. Unlike Brazil we have a functioning state. But you should be carefull
Ethan Ortiz
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Caleb Gray
Russia is still in it's growing period, wait and see our empire when sun never sets.
Anthony Parker
Come on, been to Turkey a few time, left my shit on the beach no problem all the time, even Turk friend of mine was like he'd doubt someone would rob our shit.
Ian Gutierrez
>Unlike Brazil we have a functioning state.
Nicholas Torres
fuck you western dick
Hudson Moore
And that is why you are a nigger and your country is literally a 3rd world meme. Seriously. You are such an actual nigger you don't grasp the significance of what you just said.
Those girls grew up in a place free of niggers and nigger behavior. Probably free of all non-whites in fact. Pretty easy to spot, like you were able to. See, they are used to living in an actual functioning society, sorrounded by white people.
It's hard to explain to subhumans, but I will give it a shot. When white people live together for long periods of time without war or famine, and without the burden of niggers, they develop incredibly successful societies free of petty nigger crimes, like stealing cell phones from random people on the beach. I live in a nigger free village and it's very common for people to leave UPS deliveries outside their door for days. Or to leave their car unlocked or front door unlocked. I had a damn PC sit outside my condo door for two weeks once as my neighbors went about their lives and walked right past it. Why? Because there are no niggers here. No one is gonna steal my shit.
This trust and integrity is part of what allows whites people to build successful first world nations. A community free of thievery and distrust is a community that will flourish.
These poor girls have no real experience with niggers, and believed the kike propaganda that everyone is the same. For them, it would be racist to hide their phones just because they are around a bunch of hue hue apes. For me, it's common sense. Around blacks, don't relax.
But don't worry, they have learned. Deep down they know the deal now. And will never feel the same about subhumans. They will never get back that innocence.
Congrats. You committed petty theft for some shitty phones. You literally are bragging about behaving like a nigger. Why brag? Look at your flag. It's expected with your kind. A dog makes a mess in the house. A Brazilian behaves like a nigger. It's nature.
Tyler Torres
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Lucas Garcia
I am always careful when not behind locked doors, whether it's here in rural Norway or in Rio.
Honestly, I'm only worried about islamic terrorists and just being closer to ISIS territory, but I keep getting told they're probably more likely to strike at Oslo central station than in Konaklı of all places.
Zachary Jenkins
seePutin knows more than anyone Turkey is a functioning state
Thomas Thompson
serious question though,are all europeans like that or just the tourists? because for now I am serious considering to go on a two months trip there and steal directly from the source.If i am luck I could cover the cost of the entire trip and still make quite a bit of money
Cooper Sanchez
It's worth it. You pretty much always get universal healthcare, affordable education and great police departments. I'm getting a educated, healthy and safe society for just 40% of my paycheck. How cant you see that its totally worth it?
Evan Adams
>great police departments
Holy shit you people live in delusion.
David Robinson
Oh thought you were Mexico my bad.
Brody Ramirez
Protect ya neck, nigga
Christopher Campbell
ISIS directly attacked Turkish tourism by bombing Sultanahmet where Hagia Sophia, Blue Mosque and Grand Bazaar is. They might attack again. But i dont think they would attack Alanya. Their targets are well chosen.
Luis Murphy
Free Kurdistan when?
Wyatt Perry
Stealing an iPhone is pointless now. As soon as they report it stolen, the carrier sends the phone a signal and it is never able to connect again. Nobody will buy that shit from you. It's basically an iPod now and nobody wants it because they want the one that comes with a phone.
William Harris
you can still sell it for the parts in Rio.Gets you a nice 100 dollars per phone
Aiden Garcia
Are there many turks in turkey? because that's what would put me off.
Owen Bailey
Iphone parts are worth mere pennies, it's the brand that people buy.
Brody Hernandez
We can go on vacation together, I'll bring my rope and we'll have a great time.
Jeremiah Martin
I think Bataclan during an Eagles of Death Metal concert was a rather bizarre choice for their biggest massacre in western Europe, though.
Jordan Russell
kys
Elijah Moore
now if you promise to move every kurd there turkey is a butifel place, problem is that its full of t*rks.
South West turkey is my favorite place on earth. Ancient Caria and around. Its nature, the historical places etc. Literally heaven. Problem is it is infested with turkish-kurdish predatory vendors, seasonal workers, construction-tourism mafia...
Ethan Clark
thanks for the moral lesson,but as long as they kepp being guilable folls, I will keep doing it.Can actually live of these robberies,on my best month i got close to 3000 dollars just doing this.If you would be kind, please come here for the olympics.
Charles Gray
>In Europe, we generally don't steal from each other. We believe if you work for something you can have it. >socialists are actually this cognitively dissonant How cant you see that its totally worth it? you pay for things you dont even need and have fewer choices i am free to pay for the things i need with my money and still get better options without having to pay for everyone else at the same time
also its the law that you are treated regardless of insurance if you are taken to a hospital, no one dies on the street here
and we have the best cancer survival rates in the world
Evan Morgan
sounds fun ameribro, this rope is for the europeans r-right?
Ian Morris
Its a trade-off. You sacrifice a portion of your purchase power and in return you get social benefits. and tbqh you have those too, its ont like you are not socialist its just that you are less socialist. For example You also pay for socialist police and socialist firemen, protecting the community i.e. everyone else; you are sacrificing a portion of your income for those social benefits.
I'm not talking about which one is "better or efficient" whether a privatized police force is bad or good is another debate. My point is different, I understand where you are coming from but do understand their side too. Europeans rather have it that way and you rather have it your way. Its just different philosophies
just my two cents as an outsider to both.
Kayden Brooks
> Alanya > People seemed nice
My personal experience of Turkey was pretty bad, even if its a somewhat secular muslim country they are still very strict and conservative compared to western standards so you will primarily be meeting turkish males when spending time outside, their women are probably at home locked into cages after 18 pm.
And turkish males reminded me extremely much of our shitty arab immigrans here in Sweden. Hyper aggressive and pretty rude, no respect for women who doesnt cover themselves in sheets. And they looked identical to arabs t b h, swarthy, hairy, skinny and short.
In Alanya they will try to scam you for as much as they can in every shop, selling fake shit which they claim is real, charging more than they charge locals etc
Daniel Thompson
>outsider to both what do yall do in turkey? our police and firefighters are local taxes not federal, im just trying to point out that you can get more of what you want if you take the money up front rather then let daddy government do it for you, and is the reason centralized systems always need new tax bases bc there is more waster and potential for corruption
but yeah different things for different folks, but the question was why dont we like it
Jeremiah Baker
And then you guys complain when they call you apes or macacos.
Gabriel Foster
This is why US of A has 55,805$ gpd per capita and EU has 32,400$ gdp per capita. Also remember How much money did US of A give to yurop after ww2 in order to rebuilt yurop. Socialism is inefficient as fuck without exception.
Eli Nelson
Yes, but this shit I can deal with to a certain extent. What I don't want to deal with is everything related to violence and robbery.
Samuel Bennett
I dont mind it as long as they keep bringing that sweet european money to Rio de Janeiro
Levi Cook
what a fucking nigger you are m8
Jayden Baker
Hopefully Bolsonaro will come to remove you little shits
Zachary Clark
Please come to Rio Olympic games,I love swedish tourists
Tyler Roberts
Why should you feel bad? You deserve it
Alexander Jones
>This is why US of A has 55,805$ gpd per capita and EU has 32,400$ gdp per capita. Also remember How much money did US of A give to yurop after ww2 in order to rebuilt yurop. Socialism is inefficient as fuck without exception.
Parker Ortiz
darwin is gonna darwin. if you're dumb enough to get robbed/pickpocketed you deserve it. who the fuck leaves their shit lying around anyways, especially on a crowded beach full of strangers.
Levi Johnson
>Implyng a rogue politician with less than 2% of the population votes can actually win Even if he won,I am a professional and i dont get caught.I am not your average brazilian robber.I choose my victims with perfection and they dont even see me leaving