You wake up and see this

>You wake up and see this
Wat do?

wake up

Just wait for it to be over

Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)

scroll down to the next post

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

Here you go create another fable
YOU WANTED TO

Submit

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

what the fuck? youre lying down you idiot

"so do I spread my cheeks or do you guys do that?"

You'd walk into them again you dumbfuck

ayylmao

Prepare my anus to be inspected, also call then daddys.

>FINALLY. took you bastards long enough. lets go

this

triggered!
I lived through this, and have suffered PTSD (and distended anus) ever since. I think Sup Forums needs to be more attentive to the needs of the community, and not post pictures like this.

you two are morons

Shut the fuck up before I come over there and eat your ass.

Everybody called me a weirdo all the time, but now is the moment when years of sphincter training will pay off. I will crush every probe with ease.

Well, I guess you would...prepare Uranus.

unzip

Rape them

Screech loudly.

Tell them my name "Kevin Spacey"and you'll be the ones waking up soon... so prepare your anuses!

make them a kale smoothie, vegans love that shit

"Fuck yeah! Anal probe time"

Gray females are a lot hotter jeez.

>eat your ass
Don't know if there's enough left for a decent meal now that the aliens have finished with it. But your welcome to it.

masturbate vigorously while staring in their eyes

I'd say "Howdy! Mind if I look about your here old space station and rummage up some keys to get off this space ship?"