Incest thread?

Incest thread?

Also, more like this.

fuck you mom ima ride the tie fighter

Ferris Wheel, biatch!

Checked

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I'll greentext if someone else goes first.

checked fast huh?

>I'm a huge faggot
ftfy, you're welcome

what?

it's obvious you wanted to write about what a huge fag you are instead of that "if someone elese goes first".
If you have a story, write it down. Don't be fagot, just tell the story.

you make no sense? i wanted someone else to go first because i didn't want to be the first and the thread might die. but ok

Welp, thankfully this place didn't turn me into a trap lover however now I am into older women and have an incest fetish.

Also if anybody can post that mother-son greentext about them going to a wedding and thinking they got drunk and fucked which turns into them actually fucking, that'd be nice.

Posting the essential. Pretty long gif if you haven't seen it before.

Wish i could rub my cock on my moms big ass

this might satiate your incest fetish for a little bit

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It's funny how extremely sexy I find this. The last panel is basically just her with her shoulders slumped, with 3 small lines indicating her butt, and her face is blocky and generic without nay attractive features. Yet... it's so fucking sexy. Why?

How do i get to rub my cock on my moms ass?

abstraction drives the brain crazy

That's bretty hot

I guess in like the same way you find something you read hot. It's not the picture, but what it is portraying, which is a kid railing his mom.

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>be me about 7 or 8
>fat aunt lives at gmaws
>she gives me dollars for foot massages
>she tells me get the massager out of closet
>think its kind of cool massage her feet with it
>she tells me she is going to show me a secret
>tells me to sit on the massager
>sit on it feels funny start laughing
>she says put it my hoo hoo
>dont really understand what to do
>she says she will show me
>get on bed and she puts it on my hoo hoo
>feels really good am really confused
>aunt moves it and rubs me with her hand
>this feels really wrong, jump up run tell gmaw
>next few years everytime go to gmaws
>aunt has to stay in her room with door closed
>cant go near door or talk to aunt
>own dozens of vibrators
>cant cum any other way
>lose boyfriends because of this

You know the rule.

and the saddest post of the year award goes to

>own dozens of vibrators
>cant cum any other way

but I can, so show tittays

Anyone have the story where the guy gets cucked by his aunt?

really fat and no tits

Not consensually

Doesn't matter. The rules is the rules. Otherwise your story is just larp bs.

sauce. Search turned up nothing

Does not matter. Let's see em

The rule is more for rooting out attention whores and neckbeards attempting to bait horny autists, not so much people who have to mention they are a female for the sake of the story. It's a detail you kind of have to mention for the sake of context.

(S)he's posting a story on an incest thread. That's literally trying to get attention for horny incest fetishists.

Anyone have the second part of column brah's story??

I can't zoom in far enough to read this one

pathetic.

told yall fat and not tits

It's not really much of a story is the thing. Someone on here trying to bait would go for something more attention grabbing like "my dad touched my tight loli pussy and now I can only get my huge 18 year old tits off to incest rape" not something like "my aunt taught me that sex toys are great".

i regret asking

why do we have this rule

fuck this rule

Atleast u delivered m8 gj

See

747 plane reference checked

but yea, at least OP delivered. repsek

Holy jesus. What is that? What the fuck is that?

i regret jerking off to her green text now

You have a chance to redeem yourself.

Pussy and timestamp.

This nigga tryin to make dis a gore thread

They asked for it when she said she was fat with bad tits and were upset when they saw fat with bad tits. Do you really think her pussy is going to be any better compared to what we already saw.

So there was no fuck...

>told yall fat and not tits
boobs are boobs and these are fine

dub dub trips checked

yes, i do. i've seen a lot of larger women with nice looking pussies. just because her tits aren't stellar, doesn't mean her vag is going to be awful. it's pretty difficult to mess up a pussy.

Gib you nigger

Checked

Thank you, I would fuck and do my best to make you cum. I'd love to see you with your toys

Draw a mouse on your nipple.

why god

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Full House of truth

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Don't know why everyone here acts so disgusted when they can't even get any in real life. Looks fine to me, like an average human. Newsflash to all the neckbeards: Very few people on Sup Forums look like supermodels.

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it wasn't fast idiot

pussy pls?

just a bad angle

show us the pussi

Tinyurl com/columnscrusade

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Looking for ideas of a vague sexual text to send my estranged mom.
Any ideas?

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That's not even slightly incest

i like them tho

they actually don't mostly look weird. just very introverted and not able to properly communicate with that opposite sex

I have a story but it's not pretyped....are you guys gonna hate me?

post faggot

go bruh

>Very few people on Sup Forums look like supermodels

Very few people at all looks like supermodels

rude

>those tits
>average

maybe if you're hanging around overweight old ladies. those tits are far below average. I literally lost my boner.

Hi mom, wanna fuck?
The end

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nah but it was cute tho

my boner actually intensified when I saw the big, fat tits. Can we see sharpie in pooper?

Some supermodels don't even look like supermodels

Your probably going to have to make a new thread and start with it because this one is getting pruned fast.

I'm not going to anyway now, guy called me a faggot and expects a story.

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If that's your response, you deserve to be called a faggot.

That’s a fat mans chest. The tits aren’t the correct shape
Half you faggots fapped to another mans tits.
If I’m wrong, then post a timestamped pussy pic. If your don’t, then it proves you’re a male and half the people in this thread are actual fags

>nigga never saw naked woman whose name didn't end with .jpg

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Oh theyre fine AND ya don't look fat. Maybe work out a bit. Good for you to post though,