ITT: The Movie Game
Vaguely describe a movie using greentext, and other anons will try to guess it.
ITT: The Movie Game
Vaguely describe a movie using greentext, and other anons will try to guess it.
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>be me
>30 year old that lives with uncle
>uncle is pretty old at our most recent joint >birthday he gives me his most prized possesion
>dissapears afterwards
>me and old stoner buddy have to go on a road trip >to get rid of the gift, turns out its stolen so we plan >to destoy it
>a few other people join us, the gift belonged to >some sort of gang leader
>eventually throw the gift in lava and move >overseas west
Lotr
>I'm gonna be on TV!
>drugs are bad mkay
>CUM CUM CUM CUM
>be armyfag back home
>pa wants me to be in family bussines
>wtf no
>bro killed, pa gets shot
>kill a copper, go to italy and bamg a chick
>chick literally bangs
>fuck this ill be in family business after all
Requiem for a Dream
>hamlet, but with cats
>a hippie, an old monk, a cowboy, a furry and two walking tin cans go rescue a princess from an evil samurai
>end up blowing up the shogun fortress
Lion King
>Homeless faggot wears imitation Ray Bans, ayy lmao
>Scarface but on wallstreet
>spider bites guy
>guy gets superpowers
>kills green goblin
>be whiteboi livin in niggertown
>mum an alcoholic
>gf is pregnant
>sidebitch craves bbc
>being a rapper is the only one shot
>moms spaghetti
Trading places?
THE GREEN LANTERN!!1
The Land Before Time
8 Mile
come on now, it's like you aren't even trying
star wars
They live
Godfather
Thats Superman
saving private ryan
No, but I can kinda see how you'd think that.
Correct!
Roddy Piper joked on Twitter that They Live was actually a documentary. He died shortly thereafter. Really makes you think.
>racist dude
>has doggo
>sand n shit
>lots of leather
>sexually transmitted ghost hunts down horny teens
it follows?
ya
>Angry old cunt is an angry old cunt
>Midget repeatedly called ethnic slur
>Squeel, piggies!
>Naked grandma fights angry old cunt
Max Max?
>monkeys discover warfare
>classical music in space
> pc goes mad
>Inb4 black theosophical dick appears in different moments of human history symbolizing intrincate concepts
>tf did i just watch.jpg
Space Odyssey 2001
Fuck they are right in making this too easy
>max max
> be me
> host weekly tv show with best friend autist, hang out at cool bars.
> start banging hot Asian waifu
> get offered dream job by handsome tv exec
> tv exec tries to cuck me and fuck my waifu
> me and autist friend fuck his shit up
> super happy ending with me and my waifu and autist friend with dream woman
>be black
>die
Alright, fuckers. I'm going to make this tough. Most of these have been too easy.
>Annoying teenage faggot meets uncle who acts like typical Jew
>Uncle does standard Kike stuff: hoarding money, selling people into slavery
>Teenage faggot befriends murderer
>They gang up to bust Kike uncle for acting like a Jew
>Shitty Scottish accents
Wayne's World
>britbongs killing zombies
>britbongs killing inbred villagers
>britbongs killing alien clones
>There's a phone booth.
Wayne's world
>be me
>first day of school
>pretty good day
>i touch a butt
>feelsgoodman.jgp
>some adult nearby
>leads me away
>pretty fucking scary
>i learn later dad tries to find me
>kidnapped, trapped somewhere with a few other people
>iamsofucked.avi
>happens they know an escape route
>they need me to stop an endlessly spinning blade by myself
>almost fucking died
>end up escaping, though leaving everyone else behind
>i find dad
>he's with some mentally disabled woman
>try to get home, we were far away
>get caught up in a crowd
>unable to get out, everyone seems to be trapped
>havingtoencourageeverybodyelsetopushthroughtheboundariesthatareholdingusallthere.png
>suddenly everybody breaks past the boundaries, still confused
>happily ever after
>be me
>want alcohol
>not 21 tho
>friend gets fake ID
>dude is such a sperg but he's all I got
>Faggot gets caught
>O shit
>Still gotta get alcohol or my girl wont fuck me
>Get's alcohol
>girl fucks me
Feels good man
winner dinner
Correct.
Independence Day
Corneto trilogy
superbad
>be me
>bullied a lot at school
>meet qt waifu
>she's a fucking vampire
winrar
finding nemo
winrar
The Wolf of Wallstreet.
>fuckin birds
>oh god not the birds
>CGI hell
finding nemo
A winner is you
birdemic
A guy saves the day in a high rise building and redeems himself.
Think carefully....
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The Incredibles?
no
>steal bread
>become mayor
>die
Les Miserables
Fight Club?
>Some fuckin maniac blows up my house
>Says I arrested him before
>Kidnaps my damn wife
>Makes me run all over the damn city doing his errands
>Find dude in helicopter
>Blow up
>Fall 50 stories holding on to hot wife
>land in pool, Unscathed
>I am John Cena
Ah shit I watched this but I forgot the name
Fred: The Movie
sandlot, but the guy isn't that racist
Autistic sperg in shitty band fights a bunch of people for his bitch.
fight club
winner
forrest gump
EZ
scott pilgrim
scoot pilgrim
Bill and Ted
>Gangsters
>Fucking vampires
*click* noice
>On mars
>Not bad
>Dust comes
>Fuck mars
>Gotta eat potatoes for like 2 years
>At least I'm famous now
>a bunch of asshats spend 9 hours returning jewelry
>be me
>working stiff. bring some fag a present he wants to give to another man.
>not going to say what it is, but it's long, thin, and designed for penetration
>see hot chick.
>blow her off.
>find out later that some asshole felt her up and was on the run
>so happens this asshole is in my office when i get back from lunch.
>fight time
>would have won, but he fucking cheats
>fuck this guy.
>cops catch him anyway, though
>mfw 24 hours later i'm helping him make a getaway from the authorities because some other asshole took my bitch
Phone Booth
The Martian
shaun of the dead/hotfuzz/world end
die hard
The Marine
>borderline autistic banker goes on killing spree
>check em
American Psycho
Also, check THIS!
> kill self
> wake up in strange land
> find waifu
Wristcutters: A Love Story
winrar
Some guy helps clean up a body, gets killed 30 minutes earlier.
>britbong on a beach with a lot of other britbongs
>britbong in a plane
>britbong on a boat going to the beach with the other britbongs
Pulp Fiction?
>Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead
Winrar
> be me
> have neglectful parents
> robbers ohshit.jpeg
> defend self and property from robbers
> reunite with parents
>Angry old cunt is an angry old cunt
>Midget repeatedly called ethnic slur
>Squeel, piggies!
>Naked grandma fights angry old cunt
I'm gonna give some more hints for this one.
>Long haired faggot trapped in cage
>Annoying baby has birthmark
>Faggot falls in love with bull dyke daughter of angry old cunt
>Dragon looks like a giant, two headed dildo
The Beach
Wait, Richard was American in the film version. Fuck.
Home Alone
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Pulp Fiction was already used