ITT: The Movie Game

ITT: The Movie Game

Vaguely describe a movie using greentext, and other anons will try to guess it.

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>be me
>30 year old that lives with uncle
>uncle is pretty old at our most recent joint >birthday he gives me his most prized possesion
>dissapears afterwards
>me and old stoner buddy have to go on a road trip >to get rid of the gift, turns out its stolen so we plan >to destoy it
>a few other people join us, the gift belonged to >some sort of gang leader
>eventually throw the gift in lava and move >overseas west

Lotr

>I'm gonna be on TV!
>drugs are bad mkay
>CUM CUM CUM CUM

>be armyfag back home
>pa wants me to be in family bussines
>wtf no
>bro killed, pa gets shot
>kill a copper, go to italy and bamg a chick
>chick literally bangs
>fuck this ill be in family business after all

Requiem for a Dream

>hamlet, but with cats

>a hippie, an old monk, a cowboy, a furry and two walking tin cans go rescue a princess from an evil samurai
>end up blowing up the shogun fortress

Lion King

>Homeless faggot wears imitation Ray Bans, ayy lmao

>Scarface but on wallstreet

>spider bites guy
>guy gets superpowers
>kills green goblin

>be whiteboi livin in niggertown
>mum an alcoholic
>gf is pregnant
>sidebitch craves bbc
>being a rapper is the only one shot
>moms spaghetti

Trading places?

THE GREEN LANTERN!!1

The Land Before Time

8 Mile

come on now, it's like you aren't even trying

star wars

They live

Godfather

Thats Superman

saving private ryan

No, but I can kinda see how you'd think that.
Correct!

Roddy Piper joked on Twitter that They Live was actually a documentary. He died shortly thereafter. Really makes you think.

>racist dude
>has doggo
>sand n shit
>lots of leather

>sexually transmitted ghost hunts down horny teens

it follows?

ya

>Angry old cunt is an angry old cunt
>Midget repeatedly called ethnic slur
>Squeel, piggies!
>Naked grandma fights angry old cunt

Max Max?

>monkeys discover warfare
>classical music in space
> pc goes mad
>Inb4 black theosophical dick appears in different moments of human history symbolizing intrincate concepts
>tf did i just watch.jpg

Space Odyssey 2001

Fuck they are right in making this too easy

>max max

> be me
> host weekly tv show with best friend autist, hang out at cool bars.
> start banging hot Asian waifu
> get offered dream job by handsome tv exec
> tv exec tries to cuck me and fuck my waifu
> me and autist friend fuck his shit up
> super happy ending with me and my waifu and autist friend with dream woman

>be black
>die

Alright, fuckers. I'm going to make this tough. Most of these have been too easy.

>Annoying teenage faggot meets uncle who acts like typical Jew
>Uncle does standard Kike stuff: hoarding money, selling people into slavery
>Teenage faggot befriends murderer
>They gang up to bust Kike uncle for acting like a Jew
>Shitty Scottish accents

Wayne's World

>britbongs killing zombies
>britbongs killing inbred villagers
>britbongs killing alien clones

>There's a phone booth.

Wayne's world

>be me
>first day of school
>pretty good day
>i touch a butt
>feelsgoodman.jgp
>some adult nearby
>leads me away
>pretty fucking scary
>i learn later dad tries to find me
>kidnapped, trapped somewhere with a few other people
>iamsofucked.avi
>happens they know an escape route
>they need me to stop an endlessly spinning blade by myself
>almost fucking died
>end up escaping, though leaving everyone else behind
>i find dad
>he's with some mentally disabled woman
>try to get home, we were far away
>get caught up in a crowd
>unable to get out, everyone seems to be trapped
>havingtoencourageeverybodyelsetopushthroughtheboundariesthatareholdingusallthere.png
>suddenly everybody breaks past the boundaries, still confused
>happily ever after

>be me
>want alcohol
>not 21 tho
>friend gets fake ID
>dude is such a sperg but he's all I got
>Faggot gets caught
>O shit
>Still gotta get alcohol or my girl wont fuck me
>Get's alcohol
>girl fucks me
Feels good man

winner dinner

Correct.

Independence Day

Corneto trilogy

superbad

>be me
>bullied a lot at school
>meet qt waifu
>she's a fucking vampire

winrar

finding nemo

winrar

The Wolf of Wallstreet.

>fuckin birds
>oh god not the birds
>CGI hell

finding nemo

A winner is you

birdemic

A guy saves the day in a high rise building and redeems himself.

Think carefully....

ye

The Incredibles?

no

>steal bread
>become mayor
>die

Les Miserables

Fight Club?

>Some fuckin maniac blows up my house
>Says I arrested him before
>Kidnaps my damn wife
>Makes me run all over the damn city doing his errands
>Find dude in helicopter
>Blow up
>Fall 50 stories holding on to hot wife
>land in pool, Unscathed
>I am John Cena

Ah shit I watched this but I forgot the name

Fred: The Movie

sandlot, but the guy isn't that racist

Autistic sperg in shitty band fights a bunch of people for his bitch.

fight club

winner

forrest gump
EZ

scott pilgrim

scoot pilgrim

Bill and Ted

>Gangsters
>Fucking vampires

*click* noice

>On mars
>Not bad
>Dust comes
>Fuck mars
>Gotta eat potatoes for like 2 years
>At least I'm famous now

>a bunch of asshats spend 9 hours returning jewelry

>be me
>working stiff. bring some fag a present he wants to give to another man.
>not going to say what it is, but it's long, thin, and designed for penetration
>see hot chick.
>blow her off.
>find out later that some asshole felt her up and was on the run
>so happens this asshole is in my office when i get back from lunch.
>fight time
>would have won, but he fucking cheats
>fuck this guy.
>cops catch him anyway, though
>mfw 24 hours later i'm helping him make a getaway from the authorities because some other asshole took my bitch

Phone Booth

The Martian

shaun of the dead/hotfuzz/world end

die hard

The Marine

>borderline autistic banker goes on killing spree
>check em

American Psycho

Also, check THIS!

> kill self
> wake up in strange land
> find waifu

Wristcutters: A Love Story

winrar

Some guy helps clean up a body, gets killed 30 minutes earlier.

>britbong on a beach with a lot of other britbongs
>britbong in a plane
>britbong on a boat going to the beach with the other britbongs

Pulp Fiction?

>Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead

Winrar

> be me
> have neglectful parents
> robbers ohshit.jpeg
> defend self and property from robbers
> reunite with parents

>Angry old cunt is an angry old cunt
>Midget repeatedly called ethnic slur
>Squeel, piggies!
>Naked grandma fights angry old cunt

I'm gonna give some more hints for this one.

>Long haired faggot trapped in cage
>Annoying baby has birthmark
>Faggot falls in love with bull dyke daughter of angry old cunt
>Dragon looks like a giant, two headed dildo

The Beach

Wait, Richard was American in the film version. Fuck.

Home Alone

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Pulp Fiction was already used