Walk in kitchen

>walk in kitchen
>see this
>what do?

That's really fucking hot.
I saved this picture immediately.

Probably ignore it's existence and go about everything as normal
>Go in house
>See pic related
>Go in kitchen
>Grab leftovers
>Eat while staring at the naked man dressed as a girl in the middle of my floor
>Clean dishes
>Go shower
>Come out of bathroom and the naked man is waiting outside of the bathroom in the same position
>Step over him
>"Excuse me man"
>Go to room, lock door, go to sleep

Literally nothing will change, I have too little fucks to give

Get my dogs from the yard and let them rip that thing to pieces. Idk how it got in and I don't care.

cool story bro

Call the police. This man has broken into my house, stripped naked, and put chocolate on his ass.

So you'd just go to sleep with some naked dude dripping chocolate syrup and sprinkles all over your house? Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tell Hank Allen to move back home to NC and stop wasting his time trying to make "Gay Twink" porn happen when the reality is, He's not gay and has a fat mom fetish. He can't get it up on cam and his dreams of having a cool porn life were ruined by Natalie Mars

ROBINBANKS14 BTFO

what are you on about

I assumed he would use my shower. And fuck. Your right. I would get ants. I'd have buy ant killer or something. As a note, the naked man was already in my house, if he didn't mess anything up while I was gone, why would he do it while I was asleep?

call the police

Still not hiding that wart on your taint you dirty fuck.

I was gonna say I'd eat teh bootay, but then I saw what appears to be a male BALLSACK and quickly took it back.

Have this fucker arrested.

candy ass has a whole new meaning

OPs pic is Hank Allen, A failed pornstar who got cucked by Natalie Mars and ran home crying after spending his life savings on trying to become a pornstar

Where can i find a qt boy like this where i can bury my dick in?

"get the fuck out of my kitchen" and then shoot it in the face

pound that sweet boi pucci

thats gay

Thankyou for that.
Genuinely, thankyou.

well that's silly, he put it in the wrong place

id let you fuck me but youd have to approach me first

I'll approach you if you're cute.

Holy shit that looks great.

girls find me pretty
idk about boys

get mad because he wasted my fucking chocolate and sprinkles.

Show us then, i'll definetly approach you if you're down for it.

kick the living shit out of him for wasting good chocolate.

kick him in the balls

>kick the living shit out of him for wasting good chocolate.

you could try licking it off so that it doesn't go to waste, genius

Shoot the faggot, get ice cream.

thats disgusting. who knows if how often that faggot bathes. not only that but he is on the floor, even more germs. fucking degenerates.

Why are you on the toilet with your pants on and with the cover down?

bathrooms are a good place for pictures tbh

>Baby, did you forget to pull your pants down before you pooped again?
>Yea...
>Damn it, that's another fucking pair we have to toss
>I know, I'm sorry
>Good, now go throw those away and clean yourself up
That's how the conversation would go. It's also not the dumbest thing I've seen or could imagine

Yeah, but only if you're naked.

is it ok if its part of a set?

ask how much longer hes gonna take to use the can, i fucking need to take a shit.

>id have to buy and killer or something

nigga buy some faggot killer, like a shotgun or something

he better be waxed, wearing a wig and makeup or im gonna be so fucking pissed off

Oh shit, this is getting good

i'm done

sure, why not?

dont run, show us moar

Good thing I saved that when I did, I guess
Wish we would've gotten a full on ass shot though

glad you liked it lol, why did you save it :o

I doubt the ants are fags and a shotgun wouldn't work that well on ants. Thanks for the advice though. I can just buy ant spray

fap material and obsessive pornography collecting

I would gently tie his knees to his neck, his wrist behind his back, to his scrotum, then I'd proceed to kick his balls will all my strength over and over. I wouldn't even call the cops, I'd just kick his balls until he died, if that's even possible, if it turned out it's not possible to die from ball kicking then I guess I'd kick them for all eternity. I suppose I'd have to stop to eat and care for my bodily needs, but other than that I would just kick his balls non-stop. I wouldn't even think about the end game, or the purpose of it, I'd just keep kicking and kicking and kicking until by feet broke, or his scrotum ceased to exist. I wonder which would happen before. When neighbors, alarmed by the constant screaming, called the police I guess I wouldn't even try to make any credible excuses about it. Why are you kicking that half-naked man in the balls, sir? I'm not sure, officer, it just seemed like the proper thing to do. Please join in for a while. Then the three of us would kick his balls for a few hours. The policemen, although enjoying the kicking, would have to leave early to resume their duties, but I would keep kicking the dude's balls all evening. I would barely stop to sleep, such is the imporance of my mission. When my foot felt sore, I would switch and kick him with my left leg. That's of course less efficent, since I am right handed (and right footed, haha), but I would still continue hapzardly kicking his balls with my left leg, until it ached, at which point I would switch again. When both of my legs were too tired to keep kicking him in the balls, I would consider punching, but then discard the possibiliy as it would go against the spirit of the whole endeavor, so I would put a Badoo ad to find voluntary ball kickers. I'm pretty sure there is a specific fetish for that. Perhaps I could even sell tickets. Just imagine, hundreds of pretty freaky people waiting in line to kick some guy's balls and no one asking about the fucking chocolate.

Checked, and edgy

Kicc dicc

ignore the chocolate, spread cheeks and lustfully kiss and lick butthole

I would add some milk to that chocolate, if you know what i mean.

i didnt know anyone would save it :(

get the shotgun out of the broom closet.

I really don't

FYI his/her Kik username is CommonRobbin, RobinBanks on Fetlife.

It means that i would put my cummies on top of the choco legs, if you know what i mean.

I have it saved as well.

...

Take a photo.

Calmly escort the faggot out of my kitchen

...

eat all... and suck balls

get the shotgun, last time I checked I had no faggs in my kitchen using my chocolate syrup

Slap that bitch and tell him to stop making a mess. My house will not have ants, I just wont stand for it.

I seriously need someone like this in my life.

well i'm glad you like it haha

I'd rub my dick in that chocolate to lube it up, fuck him hard then slap his ass and tell him to clean up and get out.

Check mate

...

>A few months later, friends and family found user had gay porn stash on his laptop/computer.
user committed suicide by electrical butt plug.
>could have been one of his worst AND best feelings ever.
RIP

>leaving your computer open
>having a password they can guess
>leaving it in an easily findable folder

oh, and
>having "friends" and family who would invade your privacy by snooping on your computer in the first place, presumably while visiting YOUR home unless you still live with your parents or left you computer opened and unattended at a friends place

make a mess

Rub my wiener in that chocolate and let that little cutie lick it off.

>Not having good friends who will snoop on your computer
>Not having a loving family making sure you're not into anything harmful
What are you /r9k/

lol candy-ass

>google is an idiot
>must be teh jooz
this is your brain on Sup Forums

you forgot to mention "not even once"

true, true that is.

>missing the joke
>Acting this much like newfag
This is your brain on reddit.

butthurt Sup Forumsfart detected

...

...

poor sod

>Getting this ass blasted over a merchant

whatever you say, neckbeard

...

i chuckled a good bit.

eat and fuck

lolololololololol

What the fuck you faggots.

Which one of you did this.

Wait I read the thread now I'm sad.

tfw keep opening this thread back up just to look at the op pic

A wild prostitute has appeared

...

shes so fucking hot

Enjoy your aids
That faggot sucks cock for money

There are gifs.

Robin here, seriously, what did I do to get that one guy so mad? I tried porn it didn't work I'm doin' normal shit now.