How do you pick up girls Sup Forums? is there a certain technique you do...

How do you pick up girls Sup Forums? is there a certain technique you do? some hints you can get off which show they are interested?

I feel like I just cant talk to girls at all. I dont know how to approach them and keep the convo going.

Here is a big fucking tip, have something in common to discuss. Seriously, join some activity groups, do volunteer work, work, go to council events, learn a skill in a class. Meet someone in that environment and you have a mutual shared interest and talking won’t feel weird. Otherwise you always seem creepy because they know full well you are only talking to them to try to fuck them.

Pay attention to their body language. Chances are that'll exert more than what they're saying.

Start with a very obvious backhanded compliment.... It's actually a great way to break the ice and can make for a long conversation.


... "20/40/60"? She says "what??"... You say, "I'm so sorry, I thought you were a hooker... Let's start over, you are as cute as a puppy"

By their hips, center of gravity m8

What should I be looking for exactly?

I always look for the ones alone and not around anyone. They are easier to talk too.

I don't anymore.
I'm 30 and got bored of it all.
I've slept with triple figures women and nobody in the past 3 years apart from my gay friend.

You must be white trash as all hell

in my personal experience all you have to do is spot a hottie, walk up to them, say '' Hey, i know this may be weird but i just thought you were absolutely beautiful/gorgeous so i was wondering if i could have you phone number maybe we can go out sometime?'' basic flattery is all you need. lets be honest how often does a girl have someone give them a compliment like this and not just catcalling. it works like a charm

There's a bunch of research on the matter I'd refer you to, but I'm familiar with some basics.
The amount of eye contact, space and self-touching she sustains should be considered in context of your situation. Posture can be even more telling, revealing how interested she is in you for instance.

just make eye contact and smile, if she looks into your eyes and smile back walk up to her say your name, take her somewhere quiet and hook up

Holy shit that's bad advice

Easy just talk to them and be funny.
Pic related - my gf.

Fuck her if she can't take a joke.. Its all in the delivery. Women love watching a man dig himself out of a hole. I've used than line plenty and it always ends with some laughs, meeting all her friends, and more often than not - going home with her.

What do you say? Durrr, hey my name is Trevor, what's yers"

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Wtf lol

I don't, I just go about my day doing my own thing, get a number from girls I meet here and there, take them out, fuck them, and then never call or speak to them again.

This
Go where girls are, and I'm not talking bars
Go different places so you can meet different types of girls
Also
Get a good haircut
Shower every day
Wear clean, neat clothes
Brush your teeth, and keep your breath fresh
Work out so you'll have a body she'll want
Read so you'll know shit and have shit to talk about
Learn where the clitoris is and how to find it in the dark
Learn how to unhook a bra with one hand

Fuck you I'm not Trevor that's a faggot name.

I typically try sardonic wit and style before telling women they look like hookers--unless you shoot for girls that are the latex dress, knee-high-boot basic kind and it makes sense. Also "you look as cute as a puppy" is the most unpoetic, trite shit. Who the fuck falls for that?

I don't need to, I have daughters for sextoys.

Save up some money. Sign up for escort verification service. $300/hr for safe, clean, high-class sex with a real, live woman who would be it off your league otherwise.

Are you a rapist?

Since we are into this, someone has an advice in how to get girl friends, friends that are girls not a girlfriend

I usually insult them make fun of there face and hair and shIt.ask em if they seen that hot chick that was just sitting here..by then there creaming there pants ready for dick...then you just keep going and She will be sittin on your face in an hour ..pic related..my bitch..

I mean take her by her hand, most girls are ok with that can't you do that in other parts of the world?

btw I'm brazilian, here I only talk to woman before hooking up if I know them and we are having a nice conversation.

Kek

kek

>Learn where the clitoris is and how to find it in the dark
>Learn how to unhook a bra with one hand

Actually gold. Those two things are invaluable.

Eating her out and making her come the first time you hook up will have her clawing at you again and again in the future. So many are neglected in that way so making them feel like you give a shit about their pleasure is a huge fucking advantage. A few have told me directly what an impact that had on them and their decision to keep fucking me.

>one time I hooked up with a girl from norway
>she cheated on her faggot boyfriend to be with me
>started eating her out
>said I didn't have to
>told her I wanted to and kept on
>she comes
>we bang three times that night and then in the morning
>she goes back to norway
>tells me she stopped sex with bf when he started eating her out at her request because it was so bad
>breaks up with him after I escorted her out of the proverbial cave
>we become lovers and hook up all over europe

shit works

I believe there's a word for that, I think it's called rapist

you forgot the part about drugging her

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Go to stripclubs.
Sit at bar.
Have wife tip strippers.
Strippers stop by.
The three of us chat about whatever.
Swap phone numbers.
Go on from there.

It was actually much easier when I got my wife a job at a stripclub as a cocktail waitress/bartender.