Can we have an atheist dating thread?

Can we have an atheist dating thread?

Fuck why isn't there an atheist dating app? The main thing I care about besides her not being an idiot, ugo, or chunk is being an atheist. I had three dates lined up this weekend from tinder and cupid. So far the first two were terrible. I wasn't interested in them at all pretty early into talking so I kind of used them as a social experiment to learn how people respond. I've been trying to work on not being a narcissist, but damn there are so many terrible women. I think I have to either settle for good looks and no brains or be single... The last girl I'm going to see has been the one I looked forward to the most. My instinct was to drop the other two as soon as I knew the golden girl was into me, but many people advised m e to try them all.
All I lost was a little money and time (70$), so I guess it wasn't much of a loss.. This last one tricked me into giving her my number before the date though, so I really regret that. She didn't even claim religious she just said it helps the world, which we know is total bullshit.
Should I go ahead and ask about religion as soon as I sit down with the next girl? I fucking hate religious people, mostly because of my ex. I love my ex, but her religion made her so much less of a critical thinker.

LOL @ the lonely AF athiest.

Not religious... but you fucks are just as dumb as religious people with your serious slant against it.

I REALLY hope this is just pasta.

tl;dr but why the fuck would there be?

>Fuck why isn't there an atheist dating app?
Because atheists are a small minority and I don't think many put that much emphasis on dating other atheists.

>implying religious people use fucking dating apps

Not lonely. Friended more than you, faggot. It's just hard to find a woman with brains in the midwest that isn't taken. I guess I can just start making more cheaters.
I broke up with my ex because she was stupid and wanted to get married.
So eat shit poor fag, I'll enjoy polluting your drinking water and getting more wealthy off of it.

>what is eharmony

you sound like a faggot and don't deserve to be in a relationship

There are literally dating apps specifically for members of various religions like Christianity, Islam, and Judaism.

Op here
They do. 9/10 decent looking women in my area are religious. It sucks. I either have to pretend it's OK and just get laid or sleep with a married woman.

>implying religious people don't
There's 299,000,000 jackasses in this country that think their religious team is best and do what they want, occasionally asking for forgiveness from whatever deity they follow. The handful of other people that actually learn about shit are almost exclusively a bunch of virgins and nerds ( we're looking at priests and neckbeards for the most part, here ).
Yeah, religiousfags are the majority of hookups

yeah, real various there user

Fuck yeah. That would be nice.

if they made a dating app specifically for atheists then the only people using it would be neckbeard cucks

Die worm.

>Fuck why isn't there an atheist dating app?

Thanks for the startup idea.

A dating app that lets you pick people based on religious + other preferences would be pretty handy

According to you, being an atheist equals being a critical thinker . . .

Let us see:

Atheists say: "In the beginning there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything, and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs."

Yeah. Atheists are critical thinkers.

PS: LOL

Wrong. I live live like it's my only one so I am fit and well off. I keep being the much better looking one because I'm filtering out the dipshit religious zealots.

Drink more lead and cadmium please. You're not toxic enough, Bible baby.

Atheists and religious people can be critical thinkers. To imply that you're not a critical thinker unless you have the same opinion as yourself is retarded, especially since there's nothing to prove atheism and disprove other religions. They're just other ways of viewing the world, who gives a shit. Most atheist fags on Sup Forums and reddit are atheists because they think it makes them smart or better than others, and are just following another crowd. tl;dr either way you're usually following a crowd, just a different type

It's more like
>we can't tell what happened prior to a few microseconds after the big bang, as the expansion we believe occurred would indicate current rules of physics weren't yet in effect. There are many gaps in our knowledge, true, but making up stupid shit just because you feel awkward telling people you don't know is fucking retarded.

nigger

idk, i could understand not wanting to date a religous person. It's gonna become a problem when she realizes you don't like god.
My Dad basically just tells my mom he doesn't like to talk about it and has moved on, i guess its working for him tho.

الله أكبر

Wron, I'm atheist because I follow no crowd. I am a scientist and I don't "believe" in anything. Why should I follow fantasy for every gap in knowledge?

Atheism is a crowd as well.
>I don't "believe" in anything
>fedora wearing faggot

Pretty much.

Op here
There is no God to not like. I am my own God. I have played God successfully on many occasions.
I was in a relationship for over five years with a religious woman and she mostly just shut up about it. Now she's fat, poor and in debt like most Bible thumping idiots.

nice comeback. I bet you feel better now. good for you.

you're just making yourself look like an even bigger faggot

Op here
No crowd. It just means I don't believe in anything you sheep scum. I can't wait to watch people like you beg for change as I poison the water you drink and the air you breath. Fuck humans, they're mostly stupid pieces of garbage.

you're cringey as fuck

>he believes in the moon landing without evidence
>he thinks vaccines are perfectly safe
Google what's inside vaccines you autistic

You've just been cucked into submission by the loud religious crowd, Ameritard. That's all.

If faggot means I could fuck you sideways and get away with it, then yes I can make you my bitch. Bow down to me, cunt.

The cause of atheism is a bad parenthood. I bet your dad left you, he'll you probably had around 3 dads in your lifetime. That is so sad OP. Now you can be mad at me for being a Christian but in the end we can always compare our lives. Attending church made me realise that marriage isnt about banging the hottest chick, marrying to wealth, having a relationship with someone smart or who shares the same opinion. Having a relationship. Yes, sexual relationship is vital to man and to woman as God created humans with sex drive. Marriage teaches a man many things, studs who bang every hottie they see, don't. See for yourself OP. You have trouble finding a perfect girl, because your just selfish. You may be handsome, smart, rich, etc. but God can swipe all these things away from you as if you were never intended to be created. I have church, my loving parents, my Christian friends who are male as well as memebers of the body of Christ of the opposite sex. I have a choice with who I want to server the Lord (after I get a degree). I really like my life right now. I notice God talking to me in a way that after I sin I get very bad things. Here is an example because why not. Last month I was feeling too horny and watches porn. The sin i stayed away from for 3 months. 3 hours later I was robbed of $160 (I wont go into details). I felt pretty bad afterwards as anyone can relate. Then I realised that I deserved it as I ignored what God wanted for me. Anyone, including you OP, has a chance to become a child of God. You can always become a Christian, and change your views. Atheism provides you with the law and your own standards as morals which can be very harmful towards yourself, although legal. I mean getting drunk is legal, so as smoking as much as you can. They lead to death but you try to justify your habits because you like them so much. Same with sex. Marriage is a commitment. Banging a chick that lives with you can be a one time thing with no love, really.

Google what is ONE fake study fake as fuck, conspirotard.

Op here
Wrong. I still see me dad all the time. He's very successful and proud of my achievements. Eat shit and die worm.

>Why can't I find a le intellectual like me?
>All humans are garbage and deserve to die

I don't usually go down this road. But this OP sounds like a tremendous faggot

Never said I'm religious, just think OP is a faggot and a shitstain on atheism

Lol

>without evidence
Aside from the imagery analyzed by thousands and freely available, the rocks analyzed by thousands with their results available, and the almighty fist of buzz fucking aldrin to let you know you're a retard
>anti-vax whining
Oh no, a fraction of a part of a mercury compound in the shit that FUCKING KEEPS DEADLY FUCKING DISEASES FROM HORRIFICALLY AND LITERALLY KILLING THE CHILDREN. And while THEY HAVE LITERALLY BEEN PROVEN SAFE OVER AND FUCKING OVER, the names sure are scary if you're a fucking retard.
You retards do have it tough. I wish you'd stop spreading these shit memes to each other trying to feel like your pathetic little fucking heads can wrap around anything. The idea that you have secret knowledge makes you feel better about your place in the world to the detriment of ever fucking person living in it, you piece of shit

Have fun living a life believing in comforting fairytales then, without ever exploring critical thinking. Maybe some day you'll grow out of it but I doubt it. The indoctrination is strong in this one.

>he actually believes in the climate change because that friends professor menationed something about the climate getting hotter. Yeah, that has to be it.
>he has literally no argument against flat earthers. In fact, he just calls them retarded because he cannot say anything else.
>he doesnt provide an answer adequate enough on why marriage is a social construct. In fact he just wants to get his baby carrot dipped in ranch sauce.

you're retarded

I have a couple that like me. It's just annoying how many I have to sift through to get to them. They pretend they're smart through messages, but then in person they're idiots.
I guarantee I could outfight, outfuck, outfriend, and outwealth you.
you're just a loser. Go smoke a shit stick, pussy.

Proud of what exactly. The fact that youre a deep thinker who is deep down feeling bitterness, towards others. I think I'm also a critical thinker and know why I love God more than myself. If your an atheist explain how could anyone create a complex mechanism such as the brain. The human body. Science is nothing more than the collection of facts and statistics most of which are still sprouting theories with future loopholes.

Lulz at you, little bitch baby boy.

I hope you find your mate. Pic related.

you're not smart you're a pretentious retard, that's all

>fairy tales
Scriptures have been found
The older scriptures are confirmed with ESV, King James...
God is the ultimate explanation towards the creation of everything. I am in college on a track to my engineering degree and the more i learn the more I realise that God is so much smarter then anything you though of.

Imo they all have schizophrenia though, to a degree.

Sage, first of all.

Any anyone who holds themselves this high in regard is in delusion.

I'm not going to waste my time, you aren't capable of understanding. I'm sure you had the opportunity to learn biology and evolution, but had too low of an IQ to comprehend it. So you turned to faith. Just die faster, please.

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Bitch baby boy is back!

classic case of narcissism

Wow, very statistical and valid evidence. I wonder how you though of that OP.

Pot calling the kettle black much?

post nudes so i can get a better idea of what you'd look like being raped in the ass

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Nice fail at punctuation, dipshit. How much land and wealth do you have? Stupid poor faggot. Enjoy being a wage slave until we automate you into the ground.

If I die ill go to heaven so I'm not afraid to die for Jesus. You on the other thing. You probably care about your safety and dont even think about the afterlife. You will regret never marrying and being rude towards Christians. With that attitude you probably want to start a genocide of all believers.

I know this is Sup Forums and saying this is pointless but I used to struggle with other people's beliefs too. I still wouldn't date anybody who was overtly religious, but there are some decent arguments for its utility. As a philosophy major I've found that being open-minded makes for a much smoother and easy life. Schopenhauer didn't advocate for religion but in Essays and Aphorisms there's a section of it that's a dialogue about religion and one of the people makes a pretty good case for the necessity that it has. It fills a metaphysical need for people who are either not smart enough or too lazy to reason about it separately from a dogma.

You'd like that, faggot. Why don't you just gap to the normal gay porn in your collection?

yeah no thanks, i don't give a shit about punctuation on a site like Sup Forums. i don't actually feel the need to prove my worth or intellect to faggots. also, i have a masters and probably earn a fuckton more than you ever will. poor bitch baby.

The problem is that they'd have to teach children critical thinking skills first... but that isn't going to happen anytime soon.
All the best.

>you fucks are just as dumb as religious people
So if your not a religious person and you're not an atheist what are you? That doesn't make any sense.

Yes. Be open minded towards church. I never argue with people the way OP does. Even when I express my point towards the gays, I dont tell them to die out from AIDS. That's not a loving way of telling someone they're wrong.

they're an atheist, just not a retarded one like OP

Then die now. You won't go anywhere other than decompose in the soil as you should. Everything you are now will be inert until worms digest you into shit. Then you will finally be useful for something.

Well if you're trying to restrict somebodies lifestyle then I would say that's still wrong. Fuck homophobes.

>atheist, doesn't believe in morality
>tries to call homophobia wrong

Tl;dr, try killing yourself.

>long boring fedora logic
>expects women and men to respect him

You know you’re locked in with Katana owners and MLP freaks, right?

Oh boy, here we go with the keyboard warrior bullshit. I don't know whether to laugh or feel disappointed.

You know, just because you say you're smart doesn't make it so. You act like being an atheist is some sort of measure of intelligence. In my experience most chicks that I meet that Identify as catholic, or protestant, or hindu or whatever don't believe that shit in the literal sense. This isn't the fucking dark ages. But you come here crying about how you can't find a le intellectual to have stimulating conversation with. Believe me, they're out there. Sounds to me like they're not interested. I'm sure your shitty personality has nothing to do with it

gg and kindly go fuck yourself

Please remove yourself from the earth, you have no idea what you're talking about and your endanger children, not only your own. You deserve no sympathy.

>his face when you're telling him that

Guys stop hating on OP. I argued because I believe, what OP calls fairy tales. (Very narrow minded Arguement.)
Just saying if you comment dirt like that, OP will hate, - essentially, - himself, more.

You believe they faked the moon landing without any evidence.

One of the most intelligent chicks I've ever met was a Christian, and you'd never tell she was by most of her other beliefs. Religion is a spectrum, just don't go for the shitty extremists.

Agnostic

fags do like the rape, statistically speaking

He should hate himself. He's a faggot.

Not going to lie. That's actually a new insult, (that is pretty strong) and can hurt sensitive people. That insult actually made me giggle, tbh.

LOL having your masters means you were too shitty to earn real money with your bachelors. People hear you have a masters and snicker behind your back because they know it just means you are compensating for being uncompetitive.
you can't make as much money with any masters, you need connections plus a cut-throat mentality. To be fair, I started with more opportunities than you. However, I don't care about the struggles of others anymore. You and your children can all shit blood until you die.

probably uses buzzfeed and obscure 80s-esque websites as evidence

>bed
Jeffery Dhamer got baptized so i still think i got some time to make that decision

...They do though.
Christian Mingle.

It means I have enough money to get my master's without going into debt, faggot. You are actually fucking retarded, most jobs that make a shit ton of money require a master's.

I don't doubt it. I identify as catholic even though I don't believe in any of that shit. I just don't want to get lumped in with the atheists and their autism

Is this bait? I don’t even know. It’s so mental I almost can’t believe a human wrote this. Bait? Pasta? What am I reading?

Serious question I’m genuinely confused.

Wrong. They want me because they are less attractive and wealthy. When I decide I'll go with my next option I just finish the date by fucking with their heads.
Yes go to bed in your single story house or apartment. You're the winner, grub.

I like how people who believe they faked the moon landing say they didn't have the technology but they totaly had secret, still never revealed technology used to fake it. It's great.

Wohoa. Looks like someone feels doomed. Whe I feel depressed I go workout, after i read the bible and pray to God. I guess OP finds it in himself to have meaningless insults, and pretends to interpret anything said in this thread apathetically. The only one being hurt in this thread is OP, who is probably depressed. If I knew OP personally I would've loved to help him out before he can do anything to hurt others or/and himself. I will pray for OP, although I dont even know him, or the fact that he is not trolling.

Yeah, I'm actually doing okay. Thanks for asking. Good to know you have to lower your standards to meet women

Thanks.
Define shit ton, pleb.

I love Capitalism. I can do whatever I want while you work yourself to death.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Yes it's a tad confusing lol.