/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Muh nature edition

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>Arkansas
What is there apart from the HQ of Walmart?

The border to Texas

Bad edition, we need to start over.

This

the majority of the state is untouched nature, so its really for outdoorsy folk

but the only notable thing we have is a top notch art museum, crystal bridges in NW arkansas

surely the odds of you moving to the same place as me are minimal

>surely
its not on nutters chapel is it

bad post good edition

>surely the odds of you moving to the same place as me are minimal
It's not as though there are many good apartments in Conway desu

And no

I almost moved to Fairways last year now that I think of it

>population: 3 million
Doesn't that make Arkansas the least populated Southern state?

mine are passably nice but the rooms are huge

that was where i did mushrooms for the first time

kek

yes

we comfy

>Virginia
Is Virginia even 'Southern' these days? It just looks like DC suburb like Maryland does

We're just under Mississippi

who /drinking/

>porter here

>that was where i did mushrooms for the first time
Glad I didn't move there or you would have turned me into even more of a degen

It's been a couple of months. I-I'm fine

just historically...

>more of a degen

doing cocaine off dicks yet?

>tfw slowly turning alcoholic

>dickdingers
Is that a letterkenny reference

>local employee's of Spec's know me by name

those are dueling words

tomorrow hopefully
I need it god dammit

>already there
dont buy liquor much anymore tbqh
dunno what that is

>dunno what that is
Canadian show, they talked about snorting cocaine off dicks

it was the birthplace of Johnny Cash. Literally the zenith of Arkansas' importance.

That looks really comfy and all, but nothing beats night-time/stormy desert comfy.

>Literally the zenith of Arkansas' importance.
We produce over half the country's rice

>Canadian
>cocaine off dicks

snow off the hockeysticks eh

Johnny Cash (peace be upon him) is a national treasure

What about Bill "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Clinton?

We don't talk about the Cl******s here boy

my texan friend i haven't even begun to comfy

universally hated, by republicans for the obvious reason and by local democrats (the few that are left) for selling out democrat control of the state for bigger ambitions

there's a reason the state has flipped solidly red

>We produce over half the country's rice
i'm not a gook so I don't care
mashallah, brother.
i suppose, but Cash is an icon, CLinton is a cunt.

>Arkansas

You have to own up to your mistakes, sonny.

>i'm not a gook so I don't care

we Arkansans and the Louisianans know that smothered rice is a godsend to poor folk who wanna eat well

>fried rice
>not a Southern staple

>over half the country's rice
Thought CA produces most rice in the US.

Rice is alright. Good with gumbo and stuff

That's pretty good.

i really like the texan outdoors, it's excellent camping and its so big that it's easy to get away from everyone

>Thought CA produces most rice in the US.
statista.com/statistics/190823/top-us-states-for-rice-production/

They used to but then they switched to almonds

Nice, but where do you Arkansas folk keep your sand?

In the Arkansas and Mississippi

>paywall

delet

southwest arkansas is basically texas, southeast arkansas is all bayou like louisiana, and northwest arkansas is all mountains, the rest is woodland and prairies

I've been to Texarkana and Little Rock, that is the only parts of Arkansas I've been to.

>paywall
I'm not seeing one and I can't be fucked to find another source

>northwest arkansas is all mountains
God Bless

little rock is nice, but its just a medium sized city that's technically the capital

hot springs is really nice, as is eureka springs

fayetteville is also i great place to visit

duck hunting mecca is in stuttgart if thats your thing

but for me the crown jewel is the ozarks

not the biggest nor the most important, but the prettiest for certain

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>50 fucking dollars for that shit

Who do they think they're kidding?

>conwaybro paid $49 for this

Buncha non-paywall dodging niggas itt smdh

>little rock is nice
parts of it are. Hot Springs is probably the best decent sized city we have

eureka springs is prettier imo

but the lakes in hot springs are much better

I think Florida grows rice but it's negligible

>more than double CAs rice production

at least we'll always have this

youtube.com/watch?v=ACrwwCKVXxo

forgot to post song

If reenactments didn't have such a reputation for being full of autists I wouldn't mind going to one

'sup

Howdy

evening

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Want to play Risk again

Never learned how to play that game but it seems fun.
Anyone wanna give me a rundown of how to play

There should be free ones on the app store for your phone

fresh oc

Who /doomed to a life in poverty because of the region you were born in/ Here?

when i can buy some land i can get some chickens and grow some food and start reducing my expenses

but im well below the poverty line

>not being a smarty pants and having the state pay for everything

The phone ones handle all the shit you have to actually know to play it in person for you though, all the rolls are automatic and the card thing is usually handled partially for you too.

Source: have played these apps, couldn't play the actual game if my life depended on it

It's not that difficult, I learned it in 30 minutes

>being a minority

you have to go back

I'm sure, my point is just that the apps don't actually teach you.

>implying Spaniards get anything
Fuck, I wish. The nogs at my school all got like $4000 for being slaves 6 generations removed

My bad then

>tutorial

just downloaded one an it gave me a primer

they wuz kangz

Wait, who gives black people money for having slave ancestors?
Is this a real thing?

I don't know if it was just an automatic private scholarship or if it was state funded. It's real and it's pants on head

Bomb Harvard desu

There are apparently wild hogs out by the back of the school, I would like to wrestle one.

Go for it, bud.

>wrasslin hogs

fuck no dude

one of those bastards gores you in the thigh, nicks an artery, and you're done for

razorbacks are scary as shit, especially full grown boars

Wut. Shit, I want free money. I must have _some_ ancestor somewhere down the line who went through some rough shit.

>Captcha: SOUTH Déviation

If I become a jew, ya think they'll let me into their secret circles?

They have nasal biolocks, you have to be a 10th generation Jew

Guess I just gotta find a kikess and pass down the plan to destroy them from within for generations then.

They probably aren't full razorbacks, just feral pigs. If I tackle one by surprise, I'll probably be able to get a few punches in and let it go without taking much harm.

That ain't where the big money is. Here's a screenshot from when I was applying to universities, look at the second box from the bottom.

Pretty sure anybody who can legitimately tick that BS off gets a million dollars or something.

Just remember to get someone to film it.
What a weird bunch of options

"Jewish orphan studying aeronautical engineering" takes the cake though.

>jewish orphan studying aeronautical engineering

>jewish orphan studying aeronautical engineering
What

Wouldn't've screenshotted were it not for that.

what an oddly specific (((scholarship)))

Getting real tired of this shit

Yeah, it's painfully obvious that checking that box truthfully probably leads to getting everything free.

oy gevalt! you need to stop being so suspicious of these pure coincidences, goys!

>(((they're))) removing the robert e lee statue in new orleans in the morning

god help the south

It was a good run

I'm a bit cross about it desu

Arkansas bro, tell me about the Buffallo River. I'm canoeing there soon.

Virginia was never Southern

dixieland

BOIIIII

inspirational

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