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/dixie/ - Southern US & friends
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>Arkansas
What is there apart from the HQ of Walmart?
The border to Texas
Bad edition, we need to start over.
This
the majority of the state is untouched nature, so its really for outdoorsy folk
but the only notable thing we have is a top notch art museum, crystal bridges in NW arkansas
surely the odds of you moving to the same place as me are minimal
>surely
its not on nutters chapel is it
bad post good edition
>surely the odds of you moving to the same place as me are minimal
It's not as though there are many good apartments in Conway desu
And no
I almost moved to Fairways last year now that I think of it
>population: 3 million
Doesn't that make Arkansas the least populated Southern state?
mine are passably nice but the rooms are huge
that was where i did mushrooms for the first time
kek
yes
we comfy
>Virginia
Is Virginia even 'Southern' these days? It just looks like DC suburb like Maryland does
We're just under Mississippi
who /drinking/
>porter here
>that was where i did mushrooms for the first time
Glad I didn't move there or you would have turned me into even more of a degen
It's been a couple of months. I-I'm fine
just historically...
>more of a degen
doing cocaine off dicks yet?
>tfw slowly turning alcoholic
>dickdingers
Is that a letterkenny reference
>local employee's of Spec's know me by name
those are dueling words
tomorrow hopefully
I need it god dammit
>already there
dont buy liquor much anymore tbqh
dunno what that is
>dunno what that is
Canadian show, they talked about snorting cocaine off dicks
it was the birthplace of Johnny Cash. Literally the zenith of Arkansas' importance.
That looks really comfy and all, but nothing beats night-time/stormy desert comfy.
>Literally the zenith of Arkansas' importance.
We produce over half the country's rice
>Canadian
>cocaine off dicks
snow off the hockeysticks eh
Johnny Cash (peace be upon him) is a national treasure
What about Bill "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Clinton?
We don't talk about the Cl******s here boy
my texan friend i haven't even begun to comfy
universally hated, by republicans for the obvious reason and by local democrats (the few that are left) for selling out democrat control of the state for bigger ambitions
there's a reason the state has flipped solidly red
>We produce over half the country's rice
i'm not a gook so I don't care
mashallah, brother.
i suppose, but Cash is an icon, CLinton is a cunt.
>Arkansas
You have to own up to your mistakes, sonny.
>i'm not a gook so I don't care
we Arkansans and the Louisianans know that smothered rice is a godsend to poor folk who wanna eat well
>fried rice
>not a Southern staple
>over half the country's rice
Thought CA produces most rice in the US.
Rice is alright. Good with gumbo and stuff
That's pretty good.
i really like the texan outdoors, it's excellent camping and its so big that it's easy to get away from everyone
>Thought CA produces most rice in the US.
statista.com
They used to but then they switched to almonds
Nice, but where do you Arkansas folk keep your sand?
In the Arkansas and Mississippi
>paywall
delet
southwest arkansas is basically texas, southeast arkansas is all bayou like louisiana, and northwest arkansas is all mountains, the rest is woodland and prairies
I've been to Texarkana and Little Rock, that is the only parts of Arkansas I've been to.
>paywall
I'm not seeing one and I can't be fucked to find another source
>northwest arkansas is all mountains
God Bless
little rock is nice, but its just a medium sized city that's technically the capital
hot springs is really nice, as is eureka springs
fayetteville is also i great place to visit
duck hunting mecca is in stuttgart if thats your thing
but for me the crown jewel is the ozarks
not the biggest nor the most important, but the prettiest for certain
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>50 fucking dollars for that shit
Who do they think they're kidding?
>conwaybro paid $49 for this
Buncha non-paywall dodging niggas itt smdh
>little rock is nice
parts of it are. Hot Springs is probably the best decent sized city we have
eureka springs is prettier imo
but the lakes in hot springs are much better
I think Florida grows rice but it's negligible
>more than double CAs rice production
at least we'll always have this
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forgot to post song
If reenactments didn't have such a reputation for being full of autists I wouldn't mind going to one
'sup
Howdy
evening
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Want to play Risk again
Never learned how to play that game but it seems fun.
Anyone wanna give me a rundown of how to play
There should be free ones on the app store for your phone
fresh oc
Who /doomed to a life in poverty because of the region you were born in/ Here?
when i can buy some land i can get some chickens and grow some food and start reducing my expenses
but im well below the poverty line
>not being a smarty pants and having the state pay for everything
The phone ones handle all the shit you have to actually know to play it in person for you though, all the rolls are automatic and the card thing is usually handled partially for you too.
Source: have played these apps, couldn't play the actual game if my life depended on it
It's not that difficult, I learned it in 30 minutes
>being a minority
you have to go back
I'm sure, my point is just that the apps don't actually teach you.
>implying Spaniards get anything
Fuck, I wish. The nogs at my school all got like $4000 for being slaves 6 generations removed
My bad then
>tutorial
just downloaded one an it gave me a primer
they wuz kangz
Wait, who gives black people money for having slave ancestors?
Is this a real thing?
I don't know if it was just an automatic private scholarship or if it was state funded. It's real and it's pants on head
Bomb Harvard desu
There are apparently wild hogs out by the back of the school, I would like to wrestle one.
Go for it, bud.
>wrasslin hogs
fuck no dude
one of those bastards gores you in the thigh, nicks an artery, and you're done for
razorbacks are scary as shit, especially full grown boars
Wut. Shit, I want free money. I must have _some_ ancestor somewhere down the line who went through some rough shit.
>Captcha: SOUTH Déviation
If I become a jew, ya think they'll let me into their secret circles?
They have nasal biolocks, you have to be a 10th generation Jew
Guess I just gotta find a kikess and pass down the plan to destroy them from within for generations then.
They probably aren't full razorbacks, just feral pigs. If I tackle one by surprise, I'll probably be able to get a few punches in and let it go without taking much harm.
That ain't where the big money is. Here's a screenshot from when I was applying to universities, look at the second box from the bottom.
Pretty sure anybody who can legitimately tick that BS off gets a million dollars or something.
Just remember to get someone to film it.
What a weird bunch of options
"Jewish orphan studying aeronautical engineering" takes the cake though.
>jewish orphan studying aeronautical engineering
>jewish orphan studying aeronautical engineering
What
Wouldn't've screenshotted were it not for that.
what an oddly specific (((scholarship)))
Getting real tired of this shit
Yeah, it's painfully obvious that checking that box truthfully probably leads to getting everything free.
oy gevalt! you need to stop being so suspicious of these pure coincidences, goys!
>(((they're))) removing the robert e lee statue in new orleans in the morning
god help the south
It was a good run
I'm a bit cross about it desu
Arkansas bro, tell me about the Buffallo River. I'm canoeing there soon.
Virginia was never Southern
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