What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
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Is an owen a athlete?
>secondary school
>have to make a leaflet in IT class
>make it about fucking micheal owen
Wish I could go back in time and make a leaflet about someone else.
>$300,000
>no guarantee in success in successful fertilization
Tere's no way I'm paying for that
i wrote an essay about Tevez in 2005 for my english class
Was it about cavemen?
it is was about "My Hero" and why he was your hero
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he only watched 8 movies in his life 5 of which were rocky
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He's a genuinely disturbing individual.
>forest gump
A Brazilian having an Argentinian football player as his hero. Interesting
didn't tevez play for corinthians at that point?
Yes he did. Makes more sense now.
what's the deal with the English?
where are these from?
What did he mean by this?
the time michael owen made a brochure about himself because he was unemployed
How can Bays even compete?
I did a solo talk on Ronaldo in 98.
He's an absolute oddball. Someone post the video of him gloating about scoring against a 13 year old goalkeeper. Or that one where he's in a helicopter.
yeah he played for my team in 2005-2006 and he was a beast
youtube.com
Why is this real wtf I fell like I have quantum teleported to a different reality
who is this guy
I'm not sure who this guy is but I've often thought about how lucky studs are
Balon d'Or winner m8
Michael Owen, former good footballer and resident BT Sport retard.
Michael Owen is a genuine sociopath.
Miguel Hornos, the world class American soccer player
>Back in America from the thieving illegal criminal, and invaders in Mexico.
PEASANT
Hrs such a weirdo.
Here's our Michael taking perverse pleasure in beating a 13 year old keeper:
Weaknesses: Inability to handle the bants
>English goalkeeping
Did he make those himself? If so we're beyond autism at this point, it's something else entirely.
personality-wise, this is like an english version of tsunaldo
When you have billions that is chump change
His agent made them. It was when he was searching for a new club after leaving Madrid or Newcastle - can't remember which.
It was Newcastle
Seemed to do the trick as Man United took the bait
and they both went on to win the league
>leaflet
top ceck
1:27 HURRRR
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>this thread
holy fuck i had no idea about all this
i jokingly called him autistic when listening o some of his commentary but it turns out he actually is kek
>english goal keeping
Decent free signing by Fergie, if only for the Manchester derby winner.
He definitely has some kind of anti personality disorder. He's on the spectrum or he's a sociopath.
/ourguy/
Is a stallion an athlete?
The keeper got rekt. He better learn his place in this world, the fucking peasant.
kek
Reminder that Michael Owen has more Premier League titles than Liverpool FC.
Are you the ultimate cuck if you are worried this much about the sex life of your pets?
holy kek
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>tfw it will never be my breeding season
>his place in the world
Starting for the English NT soon.
no it's a billion dollar global business faggot
this guy is the personification of cocaine
>british humor
>There are kids right now making their presentations on Vardy
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did anyone else have this vhs?
I remember this scene , even though i was 6
>What did he mean by this?
I guess he wants to fuck a few horses...
Hes, we are poor, bur the sheiks and rothschilds can afford that.
Daily Reminder that Michael Owen more PL winners medals one (1) than Liverpool 0 (zero)
Michael Owen is literally the Alan Partridge of reality.
Does he even understand the concept of banter?