What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

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This will blow your mind

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Is an owen a athlete?

>secondary school
>have to make a leaflet in IT class
>make it about fucking micheal owen

Wish I could go back in time and make a leaflet about someone else.

>$300,000
>no guarantee in success in successful fertilization

Tere's no way I'm paying for that

i wrote an essay about Tevez in 2005 for my english class

Was it about cavemen?

it is was about "My Hero" and why he was your hero

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he only watched 8 movies in his life 5 of which were rocky

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He's a genuinely disturbing individual.

>forest gump

A Brazilian having an Argentinian football player as his hero. Interesting

didn't tevez play for corinthians at that point?

Yes he did. Makes more sense now.

what's the deal with the English?

where are these from?

What did he mean by this?

the time michael owen made a brochure about himself because he was unemployed

How can Bays even compete?

I did a solo talk on Ronaldo in 98.

He's an absolute oddball. Someone post the video of him gloating about scoring against a 13 year old goalkeeper. Or that one where he's in a helicopter.

yeah he played for my team in 2005-2006 and he was a beast
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Why is this real wtf I fell like I have quantum teleported to a different reality

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who is this guy

I'm not sure who this guy is but I've often thought about how lucky studs are

Balon d'Or winner m8

Michael Owen, former good footballer and resident BT Sport retard.

Michael Owen is a genuine sociopath.

Miguel Hornos, the world class American soccer player

>Back in America from the thieving illegal criminal, and invaders in Mexico.

PEASANT

Hrs such a weirdo.

Here's our Michael taking perverse pleasure in beating a 13 year old keeper:

youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

Weaknesses: Inability to handle the bants

>English goalkeeping

Did he make those himself? If so we're beyond autism at this point, it's something else entirely.

personality-wise, this is like an english version of tsunaldo

When you have billions that is chump change

His agent made them. It was when he was searching for a new club after leaving Madrid or Newcastle - can't remember which.

It was Newcastle

Seemed to do the trick as Man United took the bait

and they both went on to win the league

>leaflet

top ceck

1:27 HURRRR

BLACKED

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>this thread
holy fuck i had no idea about all this
i jokingly called him autistic when listening o some of his commentary but it turns out he actually is kek

>english goal keeping

Decent free signing by Fergie, if only for the Manchester derby winner.

He definitely has some kind of anti personality disorder. He's on the spectrum or he's a sociopath.

/ourguy/

Is a stallion an athlete?

The keeper got rekt. He better learn his place in this world, the fucking peasant.

kek

Reminder that Michael Owen has more Premier League titles than Liverpool FC.

Are you the ultimate cuck if you are worried this much about the sex life of your pets?

holy kek

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>tfw it will never be my breeding season

>his place in the world
Starting for the English NT soon.

no it's a billion dollar global business faggot

this guy is the personification of cocaine

>british humor

>There are kids right now making their presentations on Vardy

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did anyone else have this vhs?
I remember this scene , even though i was 6

>What did he mean by this?
I guess he wants to fuck a few horses...

Hes, we are poor, bur the sheiks and rothschilds can afford that.

Daily Reminder that Michael Owen more PL winners medals one (1) than Liverpool 0 (zero)

Michael Owen is literally the Alan Partridge of reality.

Does he even understand the concept of banter?