who /top4/ here?
who /top8/ here?
who /flagfavourite/ here?
who /alcholismtocope/ here?
Tiges def Pies
Dogs def Bloods
Hawks def by Crows
Giants def Suns
Iggles def Sainters
Bears def by Dons
Cats def Roos
Dees def Blues
Port def Freo
fucking Kilda yourself if you don't post in weekday threads btw
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Who /postingonsmoko/ here?
Also are the dons, dare I say it, back?
Disappointed that RC is a racist desu
Any lads here watching wrestlemania? I haven't been following it much lately but always a spectacle. Gil could learn a lot from it.
Royal Rumble or nothing tbqh family
I think it would be cool if the big screen at the game had like an effects screen when players hit statistical milestones during the game, e.g when someone gets 30 possessions it does an animation and their name comes up on the screen
>who /top4/ here?
postan
>>>/America/
>tfw Essendon is finally winning games again
this. and they should hire Mike Brady to do the voice effects from Quake Arena to accompany it, D-D-D-DOMINATION
Can you imagine the tears if Hawkroaches don't beat GAJ Coast?
Imagine if >we can beat the Cats next week
Almost as good as what's going to happen when Buddy buries Buckley's career.
t. StraffGOD
I want to believe
but no chance if hogan gets suspended
...
...
wut
KEK
did you watch it this year?
>hogan 2 weeks
>lewis 3 weeks
Dees on pooicide watch
yeah, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me after all
you are fucking kidding me
I'm not a racist, it was a do or die situation. I thought I'd already brought this up on here before but maybe not.
I've killed lots of animals before (which I'm sure most plebs here eating their foul fast food burgers couldn't even comprehend doing), but taking a human life affected me on a totally new level. I can only hope the good lord will forgive me when it's my turn to leave this mortal plane.
feels good to follow the only /top4/ that isn't about to be hilariously exposed
kek holy fuck
melbin to take the L against gaylong,
Based Reality "Slobodan of The South" Check
surely hogan appeals, he open palmed Rowe and he arguably dived.
lewis is fucked tho, bad record makes it sting.
Thought you weren't christian mate
anyone going to swans/pies friday night?
i'll meet anyone of you outside the SCG and fucking end your night right then and there.
Not anymore
who /literallyfreemoney/ here?
Feels good to be tiggs
>going to sporting events in shitney
worst atmosphere
I've always known that Christian lore is mostly based off the truth and perpetuated the idea that it isn't in the name of Lucifer.
who /top1/ here
Care to elaborate mate?
>at least two of the ATB will make top 8 this year
feels good
no. I think it's pretty self explanatory.
I don't understand how you are to that conclusion and would like you to elaborate.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
I won't but I would reccommend that you read the new testament cover to cover.
I have several times and would like to hear more from you
I can't work out who you're talking about.
ok and what did you get out of it?
>crips in doubt with hairline fracture
lewis literally a dons double agent at this point
A lot, but obviously not the same as what you did
serious lack of based fucking iggs about this whole mothafucka tbqohafwy
I take it that you're an atheist.
No
>order something from NSW
>comes wrapped in the Chinese newspaper
Kek
what did you order m8?
Dog hindquarters for soup
Parts for my bike
Not bikecunt though
how the fuck do you fracture your hairline?
unironically crows
they'll thrash poort
my sides got really fucked up reading this post.
Is this whole thread RC talking to himself
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>IT is hard to feel too bad for Hawthorn fans.
>After an era of incredible success things don’t seem to be going so well for the club in 2017. The Hawks sit 0-2 and when you include their straight sets finals exit, they’ve lost four straight games for the first time since 2009.
>They’ve compiled some enormous membership numbers partly thanks to their three straight flags. But based on the scenes outside the Hawthorn Salvation Army store on Monday morning those numbers may soon be dropping.
>Pictures have emerged reportedly of a bunch of Hawks merchandise that was dumped on the footpath outside the Salvos — which you’re not really supposed to do, by the way.
ah, someone already posted it. oh well worth repeating
>poorthorn
hawkroaches on microwaving membership cards watch
hairline is a type of break (very small)
he was punched (or slapped) in jaw
therefore hairline fracture of the jaw.
Can any Melbourne bros collect those up and send them to me?
You can never have too much Hawks merch
I'll buy you a scarf mate. Where should I send it to?
who /drinkingonamonday/ here?
first year Uni student I'm guessing.
soft cunt
29. Had a rough day at work is all. Currently in the process of laying off several dozen employees.
sounds like you need to get a new job.
I'm actually thinking of going to do a trade.
This is hell.
You should build up capital and work for yourself.
Say you have IT skills, there's a big gap in the Australian market for sports statisticians in local leagues across the country. Make the server, make the program to record and collate stats and boom you're on your way. Then you can hire people from university on 'internships' to do your work for free. Get advertisers to bring in the revenue and boom, you're set.
See that? I just gave you an idea out of thin air. Anyway best of luck with whatever you choose to do with your life.
Thanks mate
stop shitposting fake RC
>Goldberg
>berg
>Beaten with 10 GERMAN suplexes
WWE on AryanGOD watch
>sport statisticians
can you be anymore delusional
Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and this is my resume;
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
you missed the AFL conspiracy, although I do like the new addition
HEAVE HO UNNA
I guarantee you that in 20 years other entrepreneurs will have taken up this idea and have thriving businesses covering leagues all across Australia.
People are obsessed with their stats. Parents of children go to games and record their kids disposals. It's an obvious vacuum in the market, but don't say I didn't tell you.
yeah because middle class families these days have loads of disposable income and are just BEGGING for inane reasons to spend it
isn't being a father one of your gimmicks? at least pretend you know what you're talking about
It's obvious that I'm talking to some 20 year old kid that doesn't know how to monetize a webpage through advertising revenue. No one pays to browse afl.com.au do they? That URL brings in upwards of 7 million a year on the base site alone.
To think that ten years ago I thought the generation after me would be all tech savvy and dominate the IT industry.
I'm off to sleep now, but I just want to point out that you have genuinely made me angry by your blatant stupidity. So well done if that was your mission tonight.
try reading my post again and get back to me x
Basedbane tbqhmf
I G G L E S
That's two of the past three nights where RC has been BTFO and has played the 'i-i'm going to s-sleep guys' card.
Reminder that he spent all day here trying to mend the narrative instead of with his infant child who gestated in 6 months or less.
>Infant child
>Implying it was ever born
It's clear the way to BTFO of Realty Cheque is to steal his meme and pretend to be him. Glorious. We'll have him relegated to midweek /afl/ and /cric/ by mid season.
It seems that RC (the !hkhb/w9wcc fake one anyway) has been outed as conspiracy avid St. Kilda coach Alan Richardson
>"Alan Richardson says umpires subconsciously favour home teams in Perth due to the parochial crowd"
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stop shitposting fake RC
I spoke to the man upstairs today.
You're fucked, champ.
Who here /north/
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I thought the picture of the crow was enough.
Swans
norf
iggs
peelong
/crows/
dogs
kilda
Methedon
hawks
>Reality Cunt still trying to force the "man of faith" meme
Sad as fuck. Kill your "self" Reality Cuck. Even the people imitating you have stronger narratives on a day to day basis.
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guess which one I am
>"Weak.....weekly"
That was you. Notre Dame attending poof mate
Hoping you're the sheila near the start that says "disappointing"
wrong
there is literally nothing wrong with Notre Dame either
Then either the Filthy Frank looking gook or his boyfriend
>there is literally nothing wrong with Notre Dame either
kek whatever helps you sleep at night lad. The only use that entire area has is getting in good with the Catholic Lawyers and businessmen for neptoism hires at Sunday Mass
Fremantle is a fascinating place. You could easily waste a whole day there people watching. All sorts of characters to point and laugh at going about their daily lives.
>there is literally nothing wrong with Notre Dame either
This
It's probably better than UWA nowadays at everything except law and finance.