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This is the year

mo'Lester tried to rape me!

shit teams shit fans

when are we going to get an o's jays classic

I hate ESPN so fucking much

>go 2 bar
>get drink
>fuckin mis my shit n that
>fuck lost what the fuck
How th fuck do I get back fuck I m lost fucking shit I need to get bak 2 game nd seat. I'm drink rn

Let's go doyers

kek

Call the police and ask them to help you find your bomb that you use as a landmark to get home

I hope you get hit by a bus you lush.

tfw no cub fan bf to dom subby me

>Cubs haven't done shit all game
>announcers can't stop gushing over them and gossiping over stories of the player's personal lives

fuck Espn

First for classy softcore actresses.

>The Cubs are playing like complete shit
>It's still only 1-0
The moment the Cubs unfuck themselves, they're going to go on a tear.

>Martinez making the Cusbs look like shit

>KKKKKKKKK
>cbus
>pick twelve

Best booth in the bigs

Schwarbsssss
>5 captcha puzzles

go home, you alkie whore

first for the 'dres!!!

Poodres get relocated to Vegas.

I just ate a whole pizza

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what kind of diameter are we talking?

I just threw the whole pizza

5 feet 9 230 pounds

Molina has such a curious stance

feel better user

are there any cubs fans here into traps? I am craving dick.

shitposter getting rektd by the better team

T H R E E

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That's tripfag size

you've been roofied

No, I am a cards fan, but I can offer you some low quality meth

16 inch deep dish pie

Do you have any idea how many calories that is
Go throw it up before it's too late

only little faggot bitch boys count calories

men work that shit off at the gym you little gay boy

muh launch angle

that's pretty solid tbhwyf

Says it all really.

>I have never played baseball, let alone in the MLB, and have next to zero experience as an analyst. Now let me lecture you on MLB during a primetime broadcast for the game of the week for no reason other than because I am a woman, and an ethnic minority

>2017
>Watching (((ESPN)))

Hungry skeleton spotted.

Make that 10

>Lester getting replaced by a nigger.
>Could only pitch half a game

Someone had a little too much fun in Boystown.

8/10 foreplay

i have seen more convincing trannys desu

ESPN needs to go

How the fuck do they calculate that fucking milenials never saw the great cobb

Please end your life

she's pretty good actually.

t. mexican tranny

>she

>the great cobb

is that some kind of filthy flyover corn country deity or something?

good luck mr skelly

Male snownigger actually

so uncle tom

A smaller sample size leads to greater variability

>2nd base defense
wow it's fucking nothing, players who can't cut it at short

Stop shit-talking our girl Mendozy. She's actually unobtrusive as fuck and only talks when she has a specific anecdote or stat to mention

no it's the guy who invented the cobb salad duh you fucking ingrate

Second baseman couldn't get the ball out quick enough to turn 2

can someone pls tell me why javier baez is hyped up so much on espn?

How are her feet though

>girl
And women shouldn't talk about men's sports

ty cobb he hit .525 career and played short and 2nd at the same time, his team had 2 catchers.

>yankees lose
>giants lose
>cubs are on their way to losing
what went right?

she's a woman though and merely hearing the sound of one talking fills me with such rage that i am unable to pay attention to the game

Please excuse my dear aunt sally

Checks out perfectly then

This desu I don't mind her at all

it's 2017, the memes have become reality

Ok they are nice I like her

>putting brick behind home

Yes, but do you treat the
6/2(3) as saying that the (3) is a parenthesis and multiply first, or do you go left to right and divide then multiply?

>cubs saved by a meme bounce

THIS STOP RUING MY OLD WHITE MANS SPORT THIS IS TRUMPS COUNTRY

>zero practical experience or technical analysis
>good
>takes the job of a legend in Curt Schilling who did nothing but call out mudslimes in a single tweet, which violated the cuck contract of (((ESPN)))

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I live in a rich, fairly conservative suburb of Chicago

No one here slurps semen except the kids who have no power

She has nice toes desu

why does molina look like he has been crying?

>A good hitter
>Hit .237 last season

Wow so this is the National league huh?

>baseball version of a hole in one is the ball fortunately bouncing back on a wild pitch

>not an unassisted triple play or perfect game or no hitter

who is this faggot that keeps chiming in?

It's 9, kiddies

>Not using common core and finding the correct answer to be 6

youtube.com/watch?v=Qguzb86ompk

Agreed

Naperville yuppie detected.

9

it's the current year

Nein

You sound sexually frustrated

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>doesnt know who the great cobb is

>>not an unassisted triple play or perfect game or no hitter
a hole in one is easier and more common than those things

Kek fuck no I live 30 minutes north from naperville

9

and he's hyped up everywhere, they can't stop talking about him on MLB network also. pretty sure Vasgersian is actually in love with him

>Chicagoland Area baby who thinks he lives in Chicago

>PEMDAS
it's 1