Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

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I sometimes cum blood. I don't know why it happens but there'll be a little bit of red in my cum. It's blood.

Jesus, you need to stop masturbating so much my dude

I masturbate maybe once a week, don't have sex anymore. Doctor doesn't know what it is.

Nice trips

Testicular cancer? Fuck man idk that doesn't sound healthy any way I spin it

I haven't done anything with my life.

What do you want to do with your life????

I wanna rock!

Sorry, that was unnecessary. I'm sure you're a great person

Twisted Sister is pretty great, so it's alright.

I don't think I'm great though and have no idea what I'll ever do.

Well, what do YOU think is good about you?

I have failed in every aspect of life

Surely you haven't failed in every aspect

You can breathe, right? That's an aspect of life and you're fucking killing that!

I don't know. I don't try to be an asshole to people I guess, but that's just a basic human thing.

Oh, you would be surprised how many people don't think it's a basic human thing...

The fact that you're cognizant of yourself like that is good enough

Maybe, but most people I meet in person generally just try to let people be people unless you bring up specific topics.

I wanted to fuck OP, but then you abandoned the thread last night.

Well yeah, but they probably don't think about it.

You thinking about it kinda shows that you care a bit more than a lot of people, at least to me.

I jerked off on Omaha Beach - right onto a sand dune.

Aw, sorry IWTFOP guy

Also, that's now your name. IWTFOP.

Did a seagull eat it afterward?

I only really consciously try because I'm trying to avoid being like my father.
Nothing bothers me more than when people tell me I'm just like him.

Well hey, there you go. You're already doing better than him.

Why not marry OP first, then make OP butt pregnant?

I make attempts to create shirty background music

soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom

I recently established myself as a relatively popular marijuana dealer

Hey, let him have his thing.

I can't help it, I like to think you're a cute blonde twink, and it expands dong.

I want to believe that but everyone still compares me to him and tell me "Oh, you'll be like him eventually, he was just like you before."

Ignore that quote

I fell in love with a lesbian. She's one of my closest friends and I feel like shit constantly. It fucking sucks man

I've encountered you twice in the past couple days.

Also I feel this. Sucks doubly because just the concept of lesbianism is really arousing, for me at least. Good luck with your situation I guess.

Just started listening, that piano is beautiful

Woah dude, are you like Pablo Escobar now?

Aw, that's cute

I stopped masturbating for a week now. My best was a month. I have an addiction with pornography too. I'm slowly but surely getting out of it.

I want to die man. It fucking hurts. She knows too which is the worst part since she just ignores it to try not to hurt me

Yo soundcloud dude, this is pretty great

I could see this in an actual good game

>addiction to pornography

user...

Damn, that sounds a lot rougher than my experience. The girl I fell for never ended up finding out so I just powered through it and it all ended up fine when it was over. Your situation sounds like there's some damage involved. Best advice I can give is just try to keep your head up as best as you can and eventually you'll find someone who's as interested in you as you are to them. Stay positive my man.

Eventually.

It can be, if it was a small dong.

what are these images from? google give cartoon and iqdb nothing matches

True, true. Is yours a cute?

That would be because I screencapped the images myself from the anime

It's from Aikatsu

i can feel everyone staring at me when i go out
i think im too cute to go outside

No idea, no one's ever commented on it.

I'll keep trying. It sucks more cause I basically only have them and one other guy as friends and if I lose her then I'll probably lose him too

Post it, faggot

Post it, faggot

I am the definition of dead I'll tell the story just let me type it

I am waiting with bated breath

Can't, at work.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Post it later, faggot.

I'm both the happiest and most depressed person in the world.

I still don't know if just being passive is enough though. I've been told several times that my father used to try not to be an asshole too but it got beat out of him by his father and employers, so now he doesn't care how he treats others.
I'm worried I'll eventually lose it too.

Hey, can you post nudes of your vagina?

Oh? Elaborate!

You have to stop that kind of thinking dude. Have enough faith in yourself to know you won't be that kind of person if you don't want to.

I don't open bob and vagene that easily user teehee xd

stars sucks
yume a shit

I have no faith in myself though.

I'll put a big bow on it for you.

I agree, Pokemon Stars was a rumor and a shit rumor at that. FUCK YUME!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you talking about?

Well then change it. I have faith in you after having talked to you for a short time, there's absolutely no reason you can't do the same when you've lived with yourself your whole life.

Great news, guys!

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And hide it behind something? pls no.

FREE BUMPS? FUCK YEAH!

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>What are you talking about?
aikatsu stars
and yume being a shit
cause she's a shit

You make me feel more upbeat, but I can't think of anything to have confidence in myself about.

I am afraid of putting in work.

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Spidey spamming in 2017 is totes adorbs.

It has to be at its cutest.

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Oh, I don't actually care about anime lmao

Then at least be confident that I care!

Same tbh. But I do it because if I didn't I'd be homeless and starving

It doesn't need to be cute for me to like it, jeez

Even if that's the case, you'll be alright. Just keep telling yourself that, even if you think you're lying. Say it out loud, anytime you need to. "You'll be alright."

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Nooooo, it needs to be adorbs.

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Well fine if you feel that's necessary

You'd get the SUCC anyway

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Hey user, let's talk

How are you? What's your story?

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kevin spacey touched my butt

Thank you for caring then OP.

I'm horny and require your tits!

I wish. No one gives it the SUCC these days.

I love you OP, please marry me.

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