/mlb/ general - JUST Edition

Rays best in AL, Tanaka has a 20 ERA, Giants have 2 blown saves

ARZ:Pollock HRs, singles twice as D'Backs rally
SF:Mark Melancon blows save in Giants debut
SF:Bumgarner homers twice, fans 11 in SF loss
TOR:Tigers will look into signing Melvin Upton
TB:Archer goes seven strong in Opening Day win
STL:Gyorko starting over Wong at 2B Sunday
PIT:Gregory Polanco (shoulder) to DH Monday
CHC:Baez at 2B, Heyward in CF in Cubs' opener
STL:Cardinals announce three-year deal with Yadi
CLE:Tribe signs C Roberto Perez to four-year deal
CWS:Carlos Rodon (biceps) officially placed on DL
CLE:Kipnis (shoulder) placed on disabled list

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Cubs will lose 100 games
Yankees will lose 98
Rays will win the division.

ottoman empire

dubs decides the texas rangers signature moment this season

i'm gonna go with one strike away part 3

Deshields has two inside the park homers against the sox

top kek

but in the ALDS obviously, they aren't getting to the Eries

First for opening day win against the faggot tehran

Injuns senpaitachi

tfw Tanaka-san dishonored his family

I think they'll make it, but only if the AL is a joke this year. Either memeland or Houston could compete, and Houston is most likely winning the division. It could be a very weird postseason, or we see the Cubs get fucked

Are the very bottom in attendance. Even lower than the Whos.

>yankees and giants on pace for 162 losses

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How many kisses are you on, pisslester?

>Tfw bullpen still blows =(

>get to watch mest lose and phils win back-to-back tomorrow

feels good man

tfw ahead of the stankees without even playing

threadly reminder

I just can't take the Phils seriously. You are the least threatening team I have ever seen.

Lmao you don't act like a girl lol no one is going on a date lol I don't think she can do that much but you guys still have a good reason to think that. The Cubs have been to win this season with their fans of their own season with a postseason streak for their fans to play on a Tuesday afternoon and a half hour before they were able at once or something to be on their way back from a playoff streak lmao. I've sobered up but I'm still fucking drink lmao. Go Cubs go

Even when they were good they were only good at stopping other teams from scoring

Did you get some "free" drinks again?>

Only reason people were happy when the cubs won is because you have to clap for the retard.

wouldn't expect you to take a rebuilding team 'seriously'. All i'm hoping for is .500 ball, nola to not be injured, and for herrera to be a gold glove contender desu

Who you root for Brit bong?

>he's mobile posting from a bedroom in boystown

>their best hitter is michael saunders

KEK

>Nola isn't hurt

Dubs and nola gets TJS

O's

I randomly bandwagoned the Ravens because they smashed people on D and picked the baseball team from the same city

They won a Series more recently than your shit team has.

no it's maikel "25 HRs and 300 Ks" franco

Does that somehow make the 2017 Phillies not garbage?

They beat the rays. That's not even that good of an accomplishment minus the WS

>his manager put familia in to """close""" a 0-0 game

>You may only use your closer when you have the lead
t. Buck Showalter

Well then, enjoy trumbo and machado.

I got the Mets to worry about tommorow. Hopefully Noah can hold runners and actually have a offense back him up against tehran

Playing Ubaldo was the best possible decision they could make.

No me you can only get one for you sure you have to take back the game thread you guys have been playing for a free game so you have the app for a couple days.

Injuns твн

Beating the dodgers was way more impressive. We had a great run, should have had a back-to-back with Utley going absolutely bonkers. Too bad a-roid and 300 million dollar pay-rolls got in the way.

ew are u speaking brazilian?

Дa

odlično

Mets got to beat the dodgers and swept the Cubs without even giving them a lead to their World Series appearance. I'm content with them not winning because they simply relied too much on Murphy hitting the ball out. Also not having a catcher really hurt then in the long run

braves only have a couple of fast guys, and their bullpen is not so good. if we can knock teheran out early i'm not too worried

Nah, familia had been shaky in that kind of situation all year. As someone who watched a lot of mets games, you could feel like clenched butts from everyone of their fans

>tfw best Opening Day win % of all time

a-at least we have that

Still, inciarte and Swanson could fuck us up.

I bet tommorow is going to be a home run mania episode

>RISP

This. I prefer reed over familia anyway, and montero having a good spring training makes me a bit less paranoid towards the bullpen this year

i'd be fine with that. thor had the lower HR% of any qualified pitcher in baseball last year, so i'm confident we can outslug them.

lel

I just hope that conforts and cespedes do really good this season. Plus gsellman doing good shit

Real talk I always wanted to fight Mr. Met. I think I can fuck him up.

Who will finish with a better record this season, the Cubs or the Padres?

cespedes will be great, he always is. i think conforto is primed to break out but he needs playing time, which might be an issue
try it, see what happens.

Hey guys I just thought of this haha

Whosé

haha classic haha xD

thatballsouttahere.com/2017/04/01/phillies-aaron-nola-miss-season-tommy-john-surgery/

I legit almost had a meltdown yesterday but then i realized it was le epic prank day

Nah. Square up against this idiot

Good post.

Whose Alpoove.

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Padres

Well, let's hope cespedes doesn't run into the stands and hurts his leg

>filename related

Is mo'Lester having a stroke or is he a malfunctioning AI?

Fuck that Napierville or Evanston faggot.

>this city of CHIcongo

L M A O

>cusb bullpen

Mr. Met's actually a cuck and let's the Phanatic fuck his wife. He'd probably enjoy getting beat up desu.

Epstein won't be able to buy another title, you CAN NOT fool the baseball gods

216 year curse incoming, you heard it HERE first

I laughed at this harder than I should have.

kek he's just got too much heart

i-is there Mrs. Met porn?

Whosé Quiéntana

dubs and the padres finish with a better record than the phillies

dubs and the phils finish with a better record than the Mest, whose entire rotation goes down one month at a time

Padres will unironically win 107 games this season but lose the WS in 7 games.

kek

you're a sad little man

>opening day
>fucking nobody behind home plate in cubs/cardinals crowd

Are you the trip that said Hellickson is an ace?

because they have no fans

>croatian in my baseball forum

koj kurac

I never said that, I said he has the potential to be the most valuable asset at the deadline

If Tard can close this out it will rank in the top of opening days

Last two digits of this post will be how many wins the Yankees finish with.

Resd will win the Comedy Central.

seems unlikely

baseball f*rick yes !!

You could have used those dubs for meme magic, instead you have a hopeless optimistic prediction that even the most diehard fans can't believe in.

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last two digits of this post are how many surgeries tanaka needs to have

Ne, slovenski DEŠU, ampak ena Hrvat v redu tudi

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>stankees lost
>cubs lost
>greinke continues to be exposed as mediocre

feels good man, great opening day

>"saint" louis
what a disaster

>All-Ohio Eries

Prosim, hvala

>neither of these players are still on those teams

sasuga

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LETS GET THIS STARTED

>ST LOUIS

>the city of east asia

this can't be a coincidence

wew lad