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slags edition

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do you have to flip your monitor upside down to post here

nice edition la'

are trump steaks any good?

Think I'm skinnyfat lads

Australia?
more like Ausfailia heh

>No. Aussies need purging.

no fuck drumpf

kpop

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cat gf

Do you think Llorente will stay at the Swans? Read that Valencia and RB Leipzig are wanting him

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i wonder what the warm embrace of a female feels like

forgot all about this nigger

his 15 minutes of fame up yet?

morning lads

happened to watch home and away for the first time in years.
I remember Rebekah Elmalogu being a qt back in the day.
What happened there son? Jesus. Glands?
Still would

asians are incapable of ever looking grown up

warm milk and pennies

nonce

squawking at this Britisher getting mad about Aussie imperialism

the tables have turned brutha

WE are the fresh, new face of /brit/, and if you're not with us, you can FUCK OFF

like a yeast infection

good morning, user. i wish you a beautiful day.

a bag of sand

so fucking bored of porn

need to get laid

Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews
Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you getting down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse, you think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe, spiritual hero who appears in you
To clear your view when you're too crazy

so me and the lads banter each other on snapchat and send snaps of our shits at times

did i take it too far by pissing instead?

no penis was shown

>Britisher

stop wanking and you will

australians are the most powerful posters on Sup Forums

you've just got bored of regular porn

expand your horizon.

>DONGLE PLUMPH MEAT SHANKS

alri lads

hate me 'ockin job

again

she was fit af when i was at school

It feels like validation, acceptance of yourself in spite of your flaws

just woke up

not sure if I should have brekky cos me da is in the kitchen

Skirt way too short Tbh

fuck donald nigger

>acceptance of yourself in spite of your flaws

untermensch mentality

never accept anything less than greatness

why don't you then?

thank you liam you truly are my greatest ally

had an embarrassing encounter with a female last night

went to an all boys catholic school

headmaster got done for noncing a few years after I left

he seemed normal to me though

in greggs?

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tell us what happened lad

never watched home and away
only watched neighbours for a bit when i was about 10

not

Probs an uggo

alri phimolad my son

reposting from before because I want to know if anyone else has had a similar experience
this is the first time this happened to me and I feel really ashamed

>get together with a girl last night
>watching Conan the Barbarian
>start to mess around and eventually sex
>put condom on, feels really tight and uncomfortable, can't get it all the way on
>choking my dick
>try to keep it on but it falls off
>have a hard time getting inside of her, too tight, try to loosen her up with my fingers a bit more
>dick feels completely numb from the stupid shit on the condom
>finally get in and can't feel anything, dick is just senseless
>she cums but I don't
>desperately trying to cum a bit and get it over with
>still feel nothing
>dick starting to go limp after being battered so much.
>eventually I give up and we just go to bed

really disappointing, noting worse than this sort of dysfunction, at least she had fun but I didn't
idk if it was the condom, the alcohol, or just anxiety but I felt like I couldn't even feel my dick

Gonna have a chat to queen lizzie about dissolving your parliament

so fucking bored of muslims

thats a dress

We still have both here. British institutions since Kylie and Jason and Alf.

how did that give me away

keked

painfully unfunny

japanese girls

post your phimosis again

Got arrested for naming the Jew lads.

this happens to me all the time, stop wanking essentially.

easier said than done.

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embrace diversity ffs

a counselor nonced a few boys at my school before i went there
why are they always gay

been complimented by a girl maybe three times in my entire life

had that happen before. wasn't a big deal. once tiredness outweighs how good it all feels you're fucked tbqh

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>been complimented by a girl
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NEED a dakota skye or lana rhoades gf

your mum doesn't count

>he's not a virgin

lol gtfo

could easily beat noam chomsky in a debate

samefag

firsttry

you're a virgin

India has a lower amount of rape per capita than many western countries

EXCELLENT taste

Haven't received a text from a gyal since 2009

she'll feel worse about it than you do.

once I knew I was out for the count I just decided to focus on her so at least she won't think I'm some selfish ass and I can at least have a little fun.

really depressing though, watching her try to suck and wank my dick back to health, but her poor form didn't help at all
even when I was hard, I wasn't "rock hard" either which made getting in and staying in tough in the state I was in.

embrace my bellend yes?

reported cases tho

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trends i notice amongst english from different parts of the world:

scotland:
>using made up words and insisting on spelling things phonetically as they say them rather than how they are actually spelt.

australians
>rejection of any hint of the formal register and saying everything frankly in basilect (working class) english with a few slangs added in.

canadians
>saying filler words like bud and sorry a lot.

*drives toyota hilux packed with explosives into thread*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>sterile environment porn

mine was in 2013 or 2014. funeral details for a former mate who i didn't even know was sick

off to work lads

Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

watching black mirror with the bf and high wycombe was mentioned

See you later on chap.

THEY ARE GAY

do you think it's possible to pull 8+/10s just with a good personality and good looks? or is money a prerequisite?

How are you celebrating your 2 days of freedom lad?

endeavour is my favourite word
what's yours?

big fan of your work

Any of you homos know where I can download a copy of this?

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>didn't even know was sick

geeze

allude

>I would rather read Sup Forums than a good book

Says a lot about me