We make up band names and others guess what genre it is. I'll start us off

We make up band names and others guess what genre it is. I'll start us off.

Dream of Teeth
In the Style of Demons
The Captains of the Football Team.
Rite of Hashage
Man-Snail

>Dream of Teeth
Slightly strange hip hop that everyone hails as the new revolutionary avant garde rap duo.

>In the Style of Demons
Poppy crescendo core

>The Captains of the Football Team.
Garage rock

>Rite of Hashage
Black metal with pegan lyrics

Man-Snail
Spoken word rap with good messages aimed at teenages.
Snaffu Custard
Blimp
Audience for a king
The thought police

Whore of Babylon 5

>Man-Snail
can picture a tribal/dark ambient with this name

>Snaffu Custard
All female noise rock. Pretty much a Pissed Jeans clone
>Blimp
Funky as fuck alternative hip-hop
>Audience for a king
Shitty 2007 Metalcore. Don't use this name.
>The thought police
Ass fuck crazy Jazz Fusion made by college students.

>Whore of Babylon 5
Dope as fuck name, probably like a mixture of Lord Mantis style Blackened Sludge and Power Electronics

Magnificent Failure
A Frenzy Of Lights
Rubberduck

Shumaa Goraath.
Bravebong
Hash Dragula
And Then Came They
The Please Dont's
Redd and the Velvet Cakes.

>Magnificent Failure
2001 Screamo shit
>A Frenzy Of Lights
Cult of Luna clone, Pack it up.
>Rubber Duck
Clutch but with The Bloodhound Gang's sense of humor

Goat Lung
Humungus Fungus
The Andrew Jackson Tapdance Extravaganza
Child
Myrkury

>Dream of Teeth
The heavy metal band your dad played bass in for a few years in college

>In the Style of Demons
Darkwave

>The Captains of the Football Team.
Emo revival

>Rite of Hashage
Stoner rock

>Man-Snail
Wacky math rock

Graveworm
Slaves to Darkness
J.I.Z.Z. (Japanese Incestuous Zionist Zaibatsu)
Disfucked

forgot the rest of the post soz
>In the Style of Demons
shitty metalcore
>The Captains of the Football Team.
shitty metalcore
>Rite of Hashage
dude stoner doom lmao
>Man-Snail
crossover thrash
>Shumaa Goraath.
lovecraftian caverncore death metal
>Bravebong
DUDE
>Hash Dragula
WEED
>And Then Came They
shitty metalcore
>The Please Dont's
no wave
>Redd and the Velvet Cakes.
fake velvet underground
>Goat Lung
slam death
>Humungus Fungus
punk
>The Andrew Jackson Tapdance Extravaganza
humorous crossover thrash
>Child
homo metal
>Myrkury
black metal, although myrkur sounds better and is taken

>Goat Lung
Stoner metal with edgy satanic imagery
>Humungus Fungus
Stoner joke band/Mr Bungle clone
>The Andrew Jackson Tapdance Extravaganza
bedroom mathcore band
>Child
Marillion clone
>Myrkury
Finnish folk metal

Corrosive Cum

>The Harvard Rejects
>Captain me and the Pirates
>Nekkromantic
>Moon Colony Bandits
>MAIM + KILL

goregrind

Dis-Drumpf
Brutäällää Metäällää
The Brother Karamazovs
Sound of Silence
Anthony and the Fantanos
Killer Keedz
Penis Frogs
Mötörböat

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(Decapitated Brutally Under Rome's Iron Fist While Violently Fisting The Child Of God In Golgotha)

>Dis-Drumpf
>Brutäällää Metäällää
KEK
these are nuclear d-beat crust
>Mötörböat
generic 4th rate black'n'roll

all of that is indieshit

>Graveworm
Generic gothic metal
>Slaves to Darkness
Christian metal
>J.I.Z.Z. (Japanese Incestuous Zionist Zaibatsu)
Noise or punk
>Disfucked
Crust

all of that is lolrandom wacky quirky scene emocore for furfags

>graveworm
caverncore death metal

>Slaves to Darkness
OSDM
>J.I.Z.Z. (Japanese Incestuous Zionist Zaibatsu)
GISM clone
>Disfucked
D-beat

Slammy-Wammys

ayylmao
100% right

From Once When We Were
Sad Chad and Suicide Clyde
No Tongue

>Dis-Drumpf
Folk Metal from Iceland
>Brutäällää Metäällää
Butt Metal from Brazil
>The Brother Karamazovs
Sounds like a Russian Circus, like Avatar or some shit. Duo obviously
>Sound of Silence
Chugachigawug chug chug chug. Front man Dating your sister
>Anthony and the Fantanos
Anthony Fantano themed Richard cheese style big band. Probably just Cal
>Killer Keedz
Canadian wigger slam
>Penis Frogs
Ween with Bloodhound Gang's sense of humor
>Mötörböat
OG British heavy metal

>Graveworm
Gothabilly, coffin bass shit.
>Slaves to Darkness
Bleeding heart christian black metal
>J.I.Z.Z. (Japanese Incestuous Zionist Zaibatsu)
Harsh Noize from Japan
>Disfucked
Crusty as fuck

Flaming Phalli
Bring the Cheese
Sunlight and the Bees
Bradley and the Boys

>Bravebong
hair metal about weed
>The Please Don'ts
indie pop with lyrics almost exclusively about being in high school

DJ Fuckhead
Tape Rot
Hi-X Blast
Wyrmflesh
Microslave App
Distroyer

hair metal cannot be about weed, it can only be about alcohol and cocaine

>From Once When We Were
unironic boring emo shit
>Sad Chad and Suicide Clyde
ironic quirky emo shit
>No Tongue
spermental rap

>Flaming Phalli
Power metal composed entirely by synths.
>Bring the Cheese
Pornogrind from Wisconsin.
>Sunlight and the Bees
Best coast but worse. singer is cute tho
>Bradley and the Boys
Slam about totally not being gay. Gay imagery

>DJ Fuckhead
Edgy emo brostep
>Tape Rot
Southeast asian blacked crust
>Hi-X Blast
Dragon force but in the 80's and therefore better
>Wyrmflesh
Scandinavia but a band, Magic the gathering themed lyrics.

Menstruation Mutilation
Paralyzing Penis
Cum-Cussion
The Pussy Poppers

bad pornogrind

You don't need to specify bad pornogrind it's all bad

Slimy Kimchi
Erectile Disfigurement
Zuccman
Future IT Professionals
Your Honor, League Of Legends, Death
1, 2, 34

Mama's Kumquat

I want this band now. Got any recs that sound like that?

Soot
The Way We Were
Days Go By, Still Scared of The Light
The Come Home kids

>Soot
Sludgy Alt-metal, heavily influenced by the Melvins
>The Way We Were
Poppy anthem rock, nostalgic music for millennials
>Days Go By, Still Scared of The Light
These guys suck Godspeed You, Black Emperor's dick SO HARD
>The Come Home Kids
Pop-punk with wholesome lyrics

Diamond Nips
Beat Farmers
THE -=___JADE MONKEY___=-
Pa Scumble and the Radish Creek Boys

Golden Hour

Extremely Eclectic
Stealing Spoons
Nightly Walks at 11:30 Post Meridian
The Theft of Soundwaves

>Extremely Eclectic
Hipster rock with weak guitar parts and whiny vocals. Decent synth sounds though. Not actually that eclectic.
>Stealing Spoons
Mars Volta style insane modern prog.
>Nightly Walks at 11:30 Post Meridian
High-concept noir post-jazz.
>The Theft of Soundwaves
Emo/metalcore circa 2008, think they're smarter than they really are. Unironically say "Rap is cRap!"

>Diamond Nips
Butthole Surfers-esque band, draws mainly from Cheap Trick, Big Star and The Cars.

>Beat Farmers
Noisy punk with heavy drum emphasis. Singer has a voice too deep for what he's doing.

>THE -=___JADE MONKEY___=-
Kero Kero Bonito knock-off.

>Pa Scumble and the Radish Creek Boys
Ranks up there with Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Allman Brothers' Band in the giants of Southern Rock. Known for doing psychedelic rock with instruments like banjos and violins as the main ones.

Power pop with a saxophonist and a trumpeter.

>Extremely Eclectic
It's like NMH but more electric, with crappier lyrics and no sense of irony.

>Stealing Spoons
Prog rock meets pop punk. Very hilarious in a style similar to The Smiths, so most people think they're completely serious when they don't even take themselves seriously.

>Nightly Walks at 11:30 Post Meridian
Jazzy Tom Waits-inspired post-rock. Singer uses his voice as an instrument by singing in nonsense, kinda like Bowie in Warszawa.

>The Theft of Soundwaves
Scene screamo with breakdowns. Takes themselves far too seriously.

turtlebeak

>The Turnarounds
>The Experimental Gardening Club
>Aquarium
>Noise Machines
>Midnight at Someone Else's Home
>Slimy Kimchi
It's sludge rock fronted by a korean girl that looks like she could be in a k-pop group.
>Erectile Disfigurement
High school grindcore. It basically ends up following the same path as Squirrel Bait.
>Zuccman
Memerap.
>Future IT Professionals
Talking Heads and Devo-inspired Synthpunk, but with electronic drums and live programming. All members are actually computer science students.
>Your Honor, League Of Legends, Death
YouTube parody band.
>1, 2, 34
Garage math rock. Has a singer that dances erratically to the complex polyrhythms, and manages to pull that off
>turtlebeak
Hardcore punk with shoegaze elements.

Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

Wizard Finger

Is Green Lex?

Da Raft Pun

Debil Tom

Neet Naaj

>Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
Primus but with more banjo.
>Wizard Finger
It's like King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard but with even more B Movie inspiration, and more electronic.