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holy shit I have a machete for gardening

The machete is the ultimate weapon.

Amazing.

Why? Too poor to afford some cheap central american gardner?

Real men do their own gardening.

This.

Making your kids assist you is also acceptable

Also this. It is important to show them how to be a man.

to me, it's M-7 bayonet knife.

plebs, all of you

Best assassin tool is the butter knife.

yall niggas aint won a war since the romans

nice try Eduardo Spicguarez but we all know you use it to behead rival cartel members

>Murdering each other like animals with huge slabs of metal
>Not dueling to the first blood with other gentlemen, and killing only if your honor is in danger
Barbaric

nice trips.

Noice.

i like a good utilitarian sword

You like a dildo at best.

t. eternally irrelevant third world shithole.
hope the krauts finish you off in ww4

Well your culture is already being erased by a bunch of Jamals and Ahmeds ibn Mahmadins while our culture and identity is intact despite three patritions.

your """culture"""
you got blacked by the fucking arabs years ago during the crusades.

We didn't participate in crusades to holy land aside from one prince you idiot.

Foils are capped ("foiled") by definition you mong. A smallsword (spadino) is what youre looking for.

greatswords>>>>>>>>>>

There is a reason why pretty much entire Europe used a longsword.

machete Is relevant today, the rest don't