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fucking Japanese bitches edition

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hero

tremors is a perfect movie and choa is my perfect wife

If any of you guys remember my Tinderposting 'tism, I'm the guy who only got Latinas
Persians are our white, Indo-European brothers. America should be allies with them against the Semites. We shouldn't be allied with Semites against the Persians.

This is going to be me once I move to Japan unironically

also it says his name is Mr. Chad lmao

If it wasn't for the robes, you would think this is in Greece or Italy.

...

or a shitty coastal city

or deerborn, MI

>"get to a save point and turn it off user"
>ok mom but it's going to be a bit
>she doesn't know I can quick save at any time

Did you know that the Ayatollah is a student of Shakespeare?

man of steel was a good film

this is true

they are as white as Mediterraneans

Howaito piggu

THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLA

at least post yours

DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
CLEAR!

That's even worse.

Took a shower while I heard thunder outside.
who /living on the edge/ here?

What are your guys comfy fast food where you live?

I'm in Upstate New York, too far North for stuff like Chick fil A and Bojangles but too south for Tim Hortons and the like. We have too many Dunkin donuts and shit sucks.

>that pic
I watch extremely disgusting videos involving slants so I won't be attracted to them

Not writing *vapes at you* made me more successful

explain

UHHMMM

im irish

>Tim Hortons near me in the fucking South
um excuse me what the fuck canada

I don't want to post my profile or face on Sup Forums
Plus my profile makes me cringe in the reddit way

its all my mothers fault for having me after 30

canadian diaspora

Beaver'd

This game sucks so bad I'd rather eat dog diarrhea out of a dea raccoon's asshole than play it. What a shitload of fuck.

brits post too much bh33
at least it made taking french class kind of useful

I was incredibly autistic until college.
Even now I'm a bit of an autist.

...

I say "upstate" because it's the only thing that people who live outside of New York understand. Otherwise they think you just live in NYC. But I live about an hour north of it, so no Tim Hortons.

if you don't post it, we'll just imagine it ourselves. our imagination will make you 100% worse than what you could possibly be. therefore, in order to save yourself from embarrassment, you must post it

give in to the asian appeal trudeu-san

i shouldn't accept responsibility for anything

hon hon, smellie Ameriekan.
*baguettes internally*

Imagine me however you want.

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!?!

please? I'm so bored

Cute butt

Sorry bud.

there is nothing wrong with foster the people

Can't say I disagree.

only know that one song about shooting up a school by foster the people

ok. I'm going to imagine
>5 foot 10
>brownish hair
>can't grow facial hair
>20
>average build but kind of a round face
boi
>hey I'm Portland(it's actually your name)
>some weird interest like bowling
>some weird meme
>dtf
is it accurate?

i wonder what my iq is

They also all ignore me irl except for Filipinos so between that and the disgusting videos I'm set.

in the 2 digits judging by your posts.

>Robert's got a quick hand
>He'll look around the room
>He won't tell you his plan
>He's got a rolled cigarette
>Hanging out his mouth
>He's a cowboy kid

you just have to visit japan or korea or china. trust me, it's a whole different ball game, you'll be treated as a god if you're shaven and not obese.

How do I feel emotions again

>you'll be treated as a god if you're shaven and not obese
That's gotta be a meme, you either are Chad getting the good puss or average white male #4,529 getting 2-5/10's.

their 2-5/10s are 5-7/10s for white men
t. knowledge expert

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probably

i blame my parents

None of these women are especially attractive except maybe top left tbqh.

>tfw playing table top RPGs by yourself
i cast magic missile at the darkness

it's simply a matter of whites being rarer there, so we get a free +3 or +4 points added out of 10 in terms of attractiveness. english is also seen as super cool over there

compare those to the average american or canadian woman tho
tbqh lads it's not even close

i havent lifted in a month and i stopped eating again now japanese woman wont sleep with me

>so we get a free +3 or +4 points added
So max 5 or 6 like I said

I don't know, they look like they'd be pretty attractive.

when i was in high school i sent a snapchat of my friends dick to a girl whe we were drunk

Why did I buy this Four Loko
It tastes awful... At least it is 11.9%

My sister got really sad when she saw me come home with more booze, feels sad

I bought a watermelon Four Loko for the first time and it was not so good.
Much too sugary, shan't be buying again maybe probably.

Have sex with her, she won't feel so sad after that

the pink lemonade one is good and the peach one

...

i lost my wallet with my id in it

>The incident was criticized by some Sup Forums users, one of whom complained that "seriously, Sup Forums. We could have changed history and failed, epically."

alcohol is expensive in CAN yes?

found your wallet

>Four Loko
Nigger confirmed.

when i was 17 i got so drunk alone on four lokos that i wet my bed

another time i started to vomit during church and had to run to the bathroom

I am drinking the peach one, it was a good price at least.
yeah sorta, it was $4 for the can

PALIN
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hm. I'm going camping with some friends in Canada in a month. we're going the day after my birthday

I sleepwalk a lot and one time (a few years ago) I opened up my dresser and took a cheeky piss in it.

Once I realized what I had done, I soaked it up with towels.

>$4 for the can
Damn. Around here they're 2 for $5.

Keep in mind also that it's CAD

>In January 2011, Matthew Riskin Bean, a 20-year-old man from New Jersey was sentenced to 45 days in prison for cyberbullying on Sup Forums
he got what he deserved, stupid white male

>In May 2011, Lucas Henderson, a 22-year-old Rochester Institute of Technology student, was arrested for counterfeit couponing on Sup Forums
better delete that coupon picture canada-sama

Sweet digits user-chan.

you know what I'm sayin?

If you're looking for a decent beer that won't break the bank, give Sleeman's a shot, stuff by Unibroue is good too but sometimes a bit pricier.
that is in CAD too, keep in mind also that Quebec is cheap for beer and liquor compared to the rest of Canada

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what the fuck

I'm not really a big fan of beer. I like whiskey and cider though.
I'll be in BC,how are prices there? I would just buy it here( I know it's cheaper, Canadians always buy drinks at my grocery store) but I can't buy it here

>not available in your country ;_;
Well we all know American late-night TV needed yet another faux-political comedy show.

I'm not sure about BC prices exactly, but on average you're looking at 25-30$ for a 26 of generic whiskey.
You guys have an upper hand on our currency though, so it may not be as bad as it seems.

And cheap cider that comes in plastic 2L bottles is around $10 usually.

ah.
>tfw I won't be able to legally drink in my country when I graduate college

>Meeting of the Cucks

My dad is building a house specifically for me and my possible future wife and kids.

How will he react when you tell him the truth?

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I think this should work.

nytimes.com/2015/03/05/nyregion/new-york-to-add-two-muslim-holy-days-to-public-school-calendar.html?_r=0
>NYC public schools have days off for Muslim holidays
What the fuck...

hitting the liquor for the first time in a while /cum/

I am raising my drink to you

come up here and drink with us, friend