Come home

>Come home
>See this

What do?

Have a heart attack and die

call the fucking police

She is pulling up her dress allready, you know what i would do.

ask roommates not to leave their thots on the table

Beat the shit out if this slut.

c u m

Celebrate

I'm just gonna admit I'm a newfag. I've seen this picture forever now and have no idea what the fuck it means or the context

IT'S NOT RAPE IF WE 'RE BOTH SCREAMING

Ask Mary Kate where her sister is.

Pray to god in heaven

Spookychan

search for creepy chan

Her name is Allison Harvard. She became popular posting on /b as "Creepy Chan" and went on to be on America's Next Top Model.

run i mean coming i mean coming and runnnnnn

Was the only season of that show I watched. My girlfriend was so happy.

Slap her across the face with a Cracky-log

Get drunk then sleep.

"Why the FUCK are you wearing my heels???"

i would say "my wish came true!" than intercourse. Look at those lips. she hot af

The same thing I do every night, Pinky. Pray for the sweet, sweet release of death.

rape it till its normal

why is she so literally stupid af

>look at those lips.
she'd bite your dick off, m9

you are dumb xd

tackle and rape

oh i didn't think about that. maybe just turn her around than. i bet she has a a few pink holes back there worth checking out ;)

Get annoyed because my furniture sucks.

Is that the girl from America's Next Top Model?

...

Ask her wtf she is doing at my place.
If no answer, punch her jaw off.

Draw my firearm and tell her to get on the floor and explain what she's doing here.

Honey im home! :)

Tell her "bitch get off the table and leave the bubble alone."

everybody do the dinosaur

Try to figure out how the fuck I ended up in 2005, and buy Apple stock.