>Come home
>See this
What do?
>Come home
>See this
What do?
Have a heart attack and die
call the fucking police
She is pulling up her dress allready, you know what i would do.
ask roommates not to leave their thots on the table
Beat the shit out if this slut.
c u m
Celebrate
I'm just gonna admit I'm a newfag. I've seen this picture forever now and have no idea what the fuck it means or the context
IT'S NOT RAPE IF WE 'RE BOTH SCREAMING
Ask Mary Kate where her sister is.
Pray to god in heaven
Spookychan
search for creepy chan
Her name is Allison Harvard. She became popular posting on /b as "Creepy Chan" and went on to be on America's Next Top Model.
run i mean coming i mean coming and runnnnnn
Was the only season of that show I watched. My girlfriend was so happy.
Slap her across the face with a Cracky-log
Get drunk then sleep.
"Why the FUCK are you wearing my heels???"
i would say "my wish came true!" than intercourse. Look at those lips. she hot af
The same thing I do every night, Pinky. Pray for the sweet, sweet release of death.
rape it till its normal
why is she so literally stupid af
>look at those lips.
she'd bite your dick off, m9
you are dumb xd
tackle and rape
oh i didn't think about that. maybe just turn her around than. i bet she has a a few pink holes back there worth checking out ;)
Get annoyed because my furniture sucks.
Is that the girl from America's Next Top Model?
...
Ask her wtf she is doing at my place.
If no answer, punch her jaw off.
Draw my firearm and tell her to get on the floor and explain what she's doing here.
Honey im home! :)
Tell her "bitch get off the table and leave the bubble alone."
everybody do the dinosaur
Try to figure out how the fuck I ended up in 2005, and buy Apple stock.