Ask a femanon anything

Ask a femanon anything

Tits or gtfo retard

Nice

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+1

Wish my tits had form like that

At what point in life did you realize that you would never amount to anything? How big is pee pee?

no

Why is every girl who posts on this website a fucking nasty worn out weeaboo

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yum what a hairy back

how much for a handjob? im clean and not fat

About now
Peepee is probably average I’m not really sure

Ask your mom
I’ve never given one, how much do girls usually charge

>TITS
>OR
>GTFO

Okay

Want to go out on a date?
I'm a lesbian.

>femanon
you misspelled cum dumpster

Hmm, I’m pretty straight but I’ve never actually tried going out with a girl
Sounds fun :)

Never heard THAT one before user, great job!! A+!!!! You’re pretty funny and original guy

What looks better to you cut or uncut

when i enter a relatioship with a girl, whens the best time to talk about kinky sex stuff, whens the best time to ask her to pee on me, srs question i think its super hot

What does "pretty straight" mean?
Ever eaten a pussy?

Uncut, but it’s kind of cruel

It depends on the person, but usually the best time to ask about it is when you’re comfortable enough with eachother. You’ll probably be able to tell when that is

>Ask a femanon anything
Q: What is a woman with two brain cells?

A femanon with two brain cells

I’ve been attracted to girls but I’ve never gone farther than crushing on them

Do u have a hairy beaver?
Also. Asl?

>Q: What is a woman with two brain cells?

>A femanon with two brain cells

Nope. Pregnant.

You mean cut?

I shave, If that’s what you’re asking
18, f, canada

canadian boy here near toronto

Do grills get horny when they see dick like men when they see pussy?

can i see bob and vagene lasagna?

What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised

of all the wieners you have seen, how many were cut? I'm curious how common this is in canada?

Depends on the dick

I want a canadian female to marry for canadian citizenship (im american). im white, not fat,and early 30s.

how much money do you want to make this happen?

Nah
Uncircumcised
I’ve recieved nudes but I’ve never seen one in person. Usually they’re cut.

sorry we don't want you. sorry about that.

Not sure, how much are you willing to pay?

Does the sumo mean anything to you?

Canada doesn't accept citizens from countries who have lost wars to Vietnamese farmers.

Do you still enjoy sex if the guy's dick is 5-6 inches? If so, what can he do to maximize pleasure for you?

this shouldnt have needed to be said

Are you a fellow chestlet?

you dont know me

no idea, but I'll start the negotiations at $1,000

that was before i was even born

I’m a loser virgin

My dick is only 5", should I be insecure? I've always hated feeling too small, especially because I'm over 6ft tall and muscular, so I think people expect bigger.

ya sorry about that but we don't want you. we're building a wall to keep out undesirable southerners.

tell us the first time you masturbated and to what and what age full story

Would you pay for everything else though?
Don’t feel bad, qt
Should I greentext it

yes green text it

How often do you masterbate and how do you?

If you've pleasured yourself with something even remotely shaped like a penis, what length brought you most pleasure?

Also, post pics.

>be me
>be 12 year old girl
>afternoon after first sex ed class
>some kid asked about orgasms, what they were, and how to have one
>teacher just said there’s a few different ways to have them, and they “feel like a hiccup”
>12 year old me gets curious
>at home, I look up how to do it on the internet, which I probably shouldn’t of had free access to at that age
>find a video of a girl masturbating
>weird feelings
>try to copy what she’s doing
>nope can’t do that
>notice that the clit is more sensitive, start playing with that
>start getting more into it
>think “this is weird. I’m gonna pee”
>there’s no pee
>first orgasm
>okay there was some pee
The end

Im from fucking Massachusetts. Thats more Northern than some parts of Canada

What else do you need paid for?

Usually girthier items feel better, around 4-5 inches in length is pretty good

"feel like a hiccup" awwww

Fingers (or random items, I’m too cheap to invest in any toys)
Everyday at least once

I mean this is what I assumed. Thanks.

green text your first lesbian sex

The paperwork, I don’t know. Don’t you have to pay for official stuff?

I’ve never had any kind of sex with another person.

Spoiler alert: it didn’t feel like a hiccup

Do you prefer rough fast rubbing of your clit? Or slow light touches at one spot? Or something else?

By the way: I use to work at a sex toy shop. A good one has so many different kinds I'm sure you'll find something that works for you.

would u piss on me if i asked u to

I start slow, then work up speed. I’ll probably just order something online eventually, I’m too insecure to go into a place like that.

All those thirsty faggots feeding this attention hungry cunt.
Tits or gtfo.
Saged.

Maybe, that’s pretty lewd desu

Post dick first

I just thought the teacher understanding children enough to describe it like that is cute.

I remember getting in an elevator with a female co-worker, and a father with his son. Once the elevator started going up, my co-worker then said "Did you feel the elevator?" he said "Yeesss."

People who use creative means to teach kids is precious.

but green text your first girl crush and masturbation to it

I agree, it’s pretty cute. Even if it pissed me off as a child.

If you have a girl friend, have her come along. Females would always come in either pairs/gaggles, or with their boyfriend. It can be a lot of fun, and most sex toy shop workers understand how to be respectful and helpful. I've had girls get in to crazy details about their sexual preferences, and even if they were trying to take the piss out of me, I still tried to help them the best I could. I'm sure they will too.

It was just typical masturbation. With some moaning of her name

>Implying we don't actually believe it's a girl
Come on

details op its all about details

Canadian eh?

Yeah, I’d definitely have to bring a friend along.
I could never go into detail about sexual preferences to a stranger, haha. I don’t know how they do it.

Yeah bud

Should say; im a virgin, loser.
Whats wrong with being a virgin? Fagit

Nearest major city?

Describe your ideal first sexual experience.

The whole social construct of it. I want to be a sexually confident Stacy
Vancouver
Kind of slow and passionate, but fun. I want it to be something I don’t regret. With the right person. But thats probably asking for too much

My dick was 6" at 12years old

Do u like it when ur lover pushes in deep as he climaxes?
How about when your lover holds you and plays with your hair after he gives you orgasm after orgasm after orgasm?

Stop making me sad,, I want that more than anything

Just a trashy little whore aren't you

For the right person, maybe

How about you learn to love yourself instead. This will fix all your problems. And it will turn off that voice in the back of ur head telling u to be a whore. Or u can fly in and i can take your virginity and play with ur hair

with a girl or guy or both at the same time?

whats the biggest thing you shoved up your ass and pussy?

would you sleep a 15 year old girl?

what race are you OP

No.
White
Preferably a male

you a tomboy or a fat fuck chick?

Loving myself gets harder and harder, but I’m tired of looking for somebody