What are you rat bastards drinking tonight?

What are you rat bastards drinking tonight?
Whats keep you goin till tomorrow?

>Access to free beer
>But I like hard liquor

life is hard user

Cracked four Smirnoff ices tonight and chilled with the boys

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth user
chilled with the girls*** ftfy

Vodka justlike water

Jameson Irish Whiskey.

The possibility of sweet dreams.
The dead know no wonders.

>What are you rat bastards drinking tonight?
PIC RELATE
1 US DOLLAR PER 25 OZ CAN
>Whats keep you goin till tomorrow?
THE FACT THAT THE PRICE AIN'T CHANGING
and the fact that i'm reading a really good series of books right now which will be a huge time sink for me and provide quite a bit of enjoyment in my life

Just like *

Suck a greyhound's dick

Alcohol causes cancer though.

I bet that tastes like an Adriatic black bear's funky ass.

And Sup Forums doesn't?

Checked.

y so triggered?
actually it tastes just like a normal beer

Drank bunch of alc with good friends, excepting this girl I've been seeing to come thru after a while. She keeps ignoring me after she said she might come. Fuck life dude fuck this shit.

bitches be trippin'

Nothing tonight, but I've been drinking 375 ml of 45% ABV vodka for the past 3 or 4 nights, and will likely resume tomorrow.

Pic related.

BRB FAM
gonna grab a BHOWER
(drinking beer while in the shower)
BACK IN A BIT

Cheap beer as usual

Tea; got no booze nor money to buy it. It sucks.

One of these, and pack of michelob ultra... the only thing my stomach will allow me to tolerate now.. Even 1 regular beer makes my insides feel like they melt.

thats that good shit right there

That stuff is one of the only beers I will drink.

It's pretty good stuff. I got it on a hunch too.

Then make your own

...

I was actually, but it's all gone and all the stuff at a friends place. It also take a long time.

Grab some brewer's yeast and fruit.

this is NIGGER beer.

Bud light & crown Apple shots.

My nigga

...

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

my man
bhower was great
opening another one now

diet pepsi

what kind of faygot actually unironically drinks diet pepsi???

i just put a whisky soaked tampon in my ass

Drinking homemade wine, aged about a year. On bottle #2

Energy Drinks!

????????????????
does this work really quickly?
does it hurt?
it is dangerous?
does it fuck you up more effectively than drinking?

It just makes you gay.

the best kind

nevermind i just read about it
i'm gonna try this shit ASAP

Old crow in plastic bottles because i'm a college poorfag. Kinda got tired of shitty vodka, and my paycheck won't come till Thursday. This will do for now.

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same. drinking a shitty 30 cent beer right now because vodka is expensive. oh and its morning, and I have school in 30 minutes.

I'll have to hand it to the niggers though, it's cheap as shit, goes down with no fuss and it will get you smashed. 2 bucks of fun in a comically large bottle.

Fuck I use to go to work with vodka gummy bears and be smashed the whole time. If I could get paid to do it, you'll be fine as well.

there's always that bottom shelf rubbing alcohol called popov.

yeah I used to work in construction, I was drunk like 80% of the time, I remember putting too much vodka in my coffee and almost got caught. shit I even went to the interview drunk.

I thought rubbing alcohol was really bad for you. odekolon is the real stuff

Henry's Hard Cherry Cola, not bad

Not much for alcohol content but a couple of em will get you a nice buzz, put some old records on, pretty good

This is my go to. 3.95 a pint Clearly you're not a real drunk if you don't know popov

I chug a beer and smoke a spliff on break almost every day, only way you can work at Walmart without constant thoughts of suicide lel

I don't live in burger. we have odekolon over here, 200ml of 75% for 1 euro.

it's okay for the price, seven bucks before tax around where i live for a fifth.

One of my favorites, Eagle Rare.

literally the best bourbon

Fucken Betoota Bitter because Australia and centrelink m8

Yeah boy, for the price, and how smooth it is for a 90 proof.

My next two favorites are Jameson and Suntory Toki... but the Toki is just a bit too expensive for me to justify as a casual thing.

It's 7:52 in the morning
Regular pilsner

But it's okay, I have three days off now just coming from night shift

Non alcoholic vodka on the rocks for me.

I feel like the only thing stopping me from being an alcohol is the fucking head aches during drinking and the next day.

discord eGveTmk

Vodka and apple juice.
I don't have work tomorrow.so that's good

What kind of odd combination is that, trying to clear out your bowels?

classic combo
people who don't like pineapple have nothing in common with me

Lucky... If I did not have work tomorrow, I would take at lest 3 more shots and fall asleep.

You allergic to alcohol?

Drinking some fine Czech mead right now, it’s not anything hard but a little more alcohol than beer, but drinks it like beer.

nuttin but love for yall

This image right here is glorious, describes my life.

Drink everynight so its gotta be cheap malt like colt 45 to stretch the paycheck.

ran out of booze and drinking roommates cheap wine - will replace it (not a monster and she has 4 bottles so one missing and replaced isn't a deal - also I let a note and money in addition to replacing it anyway.) Sucks. Wish I hit the liquor store earlier for vodka but it's almost there.

Fuck yeah that's my plan

yep, pretty much
it's my go-to in threads like this

Nothing I've been sober for 8 months now and going strong.

get that negative bullshit outtta here, fag

>drinking smirnoff out he bottle, alone
>living with parents
>i want to die
>everythings a fucking paradox in my life/brain
>hypocrite
>everything else bad
>have convinced everyone that im a good person
>pls burn me
>fucking flay me on a stake

what the fuck is this world

i dont understand this existence and don't want to.

and the onlny reason im drinking is because i cant get weed/heroin

You sound like a real fucking winner

You're drinking wrong - have fun while you drink even if you're being a piece of shit. Find a good "drunk game" like a good video game to play while drunk. Don't need to change your behavior but you can change your attitude and just enjoy it.

jesus you really are a hopeless piece of shit aren't you
cheers, mate, drink up

yeah...p much man.

used to have a lot of fun, just doing shit in this life.


man.. how far we've come. fuckin a

hell id gladly give this life to someone who has nothin. i dunno

fuck it

hope y e doin well

I mix Vodka (about 2 shots) and white wine, with a tad bit of blackberry cider to change the color.

I has a kitty.

And apparently a Sup Forums pass since 2012, both make you gay.

Dogs and no pass the way to go

At least play World of Tanks while drunk.

nice mate
FUCK you
dogs are for fucking FAGGOTS
cat master race

Faggots so hungry for attention he's replying to his own post.

Suck a grizzly bear's dick.

Play csgo, it's fun to shit talk with people on voip than to be entirely alone playing online games.

>playing a free-to-play game
god almighty
why on earth would someone stoop to such an imhuman low?

>375 ml
That's a big spoon you got there.

csgo is a brain drainer, if i wanted mindless clicking I'd play Diablo III

Pubg was alright until the CSGO player base jumped in, just like insurgency.

Arma is the only game that has a chance to save the gaming community

>squad is also not bad

Bannerlord maybe, but i'm not a fortune teller

D3 season 12 in a few days

>hype

i'll be playing necro, free trag'oul set

I'm lost.

If it got to the point I needed to get a job at Walmart to survive...I would kill myself. Life is just not that fun to disgrace myself making the Walton family richer.

The whole point is to interact with other people over voip. Pubg most the time might as well just be a single player game with how few other people actually use their mics, same with squad and insurgency.

CSGO nearly everyone talks, you can play siege as a alternative though but it tends to have a lot of squeakers compared to other games for some reason.

Arma is meh, too try hard most the time and people don't really care for just simple drunk fun. Even then you won't really get a lot out of it unless you are in a clan.