Can we get a california hate thread?

can we get a california hate thread?
>no water
>degenerate capital of the world
earthquake when?

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Alabama is worse.

Agreed

Lambright here.

I hate all the beauty.
All the sunshine

I cry for polluted sky's and brown drinking water.
Detroit has it so good.

ITT: Jealous flyover residents

All the healthy food is a lie, you have to pay for it.

>One form of cancer is worse than the other

Alabama is a leach. Us Calirfornias support the inbred trailer trash and niggers of the south.

This is the Korbel Champaign vineyard.

m8 we support the 15 million illegal spics that come here and leech tax payers dollars.

>mfw they even get in state tuition and drivers licences

Success breeds jealousy. Like anyone gives a fuck about your shitty flyover states lmao

The only thing we need are more Blacks, not enough Blacks in California. Most that do live here are never found hanging around, they go to jobs. Its weird.

>Semi-auto rifle ban being voted on
JUST

>live in so cal
>nice white suburb
>go outside the suburb
>mexicans, arabs, islanders, other brown people, speaking languages I can't even identify
>barely any whites
>the whites I do see are either senile or young slutty valley girls

KEK

have valley girls been a thing since 1990? Nobody goes to malls anymore and when I hear valley girl I think of some hick slag from bakersfield

Im considering two jobs right now, one in California and one in Missouri. This is actually making consider moving to Missouri.

Where you from?

>go to Portland
>Where are you from? asked to any random person
>California will be the reply 80%-99% of the time
>go to Seattle
>Where are you from? asked to any random person
>California will be the reply 100% of the time
>both states are blue
>political map of both states
>most of the state is red and it only gets increasingly blue the closer it gets to either city

Stay in your hole you pieces of shit.

i'm a self hating commiefornian

>This is actually making consider moving to Missouri.
Do it. I'm stuck in CA because my dead sister left 2 runts I need to take care of

What part?

Im considering it

But bay area tech companies sure do pay a lot.

>getting cucked by a dead beat dad and a dead woman
>not just giving those shits up for adoption

South inland California here, my 2-ish acres out back are almost entirely baked clay and it feels just like a giant hard brick. I'm growing a huge fucking garden, I just need to keep shoveling in a bunch of real dirt in with the clay so roots can survive. Corn, four different kinds of fruit trees, tons of tomatoes, and other large vegetable plants which build food from almost entirely water. Whenever I plant another fruit tree sapling, it takes me half a week just to tunnel down a few feet into the hard ground. But it's all worth it in the end, because I have a garden just as good as all my neighbors.

We just jack our water from Arizona, then sell them the produce. It's fun being able to put a chunk of meat in a slow cooker then turn it into an elaborate stew just from food out of the back yard. Artichokes and bell peppers cost a few dollars each here; I can't imagine how much it would cost to eat them all year round in a snowy state.

they pay a lot but you have to remember to adjust for cost of living

i've lived in both socal and norcal
both are miserable
i guess socal is a little better

The kids look like me ;_;

Yes. CA is expensive, full of shitskins, rude, and overcrowded. Left a year ago and so happy

Yea i'm well aware. You don't even want to know how much I pay for my apartment in san jose

did your sister fuck you?

Muslims are unironically superior migrants to Californians

t. Oregon

COMMIEFORNIANS GET OUT OF COLORADO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No... I mean I can't accidentally fuck my sis twice... It's impossible

>tfw this is what Europoors feel like

I used to have my heart set on moving to Colorado for its complete set of seasons, but once my huge fucking fruit&vegetable garden started rolling I grew attached to having an eternal summer.

I'll probably move to Colorado anyway, just not this year. I'll probably move once I'm married with kids in another few years.

>implying the peoples republic of portlandia is not the gay area on steroids
IKTF. even my property taxes for a home in bakersfield are nutty. I am thinking of moving to Allen Texas once my grandparents finally die and dont need me to help out with errands.

I just want a city that has less than 400,000 fags in it and has cheap hockey and baseball

I've been burying pig corpses all over Oregon wherever I legally can if any Muslim is reading this.
This entire state will be tainted.

>Bakersfield
>The Valley
I'm sorry

>implying the peoples republic of portlandia is not the gay area on steroids

Spotted the newfag Ese

>Bakersfield

Ugh, I grew up in Fresno and I thought I had it bad. I'm very sorry to hear that.

Artichokes and bell peppers never get over two bucks a pound here, cost of living you commie nigger.
t. Wisconsinite

We also have fucking better soil claycuck

desu land is cheap here and I like the city being small enough not to have hyper rush hour traffic but large enough to still support things like a hockey team and a cal state university campus.
I like being able to fuck off to LA if I want to see a concert or something but I would kill myself if I head to deal with gridlock 24/7 365

If you vote Democrat, I will hunt you down. We have had too many stupid laws because Prickenhooper.

Where my SoCal bros at?

>MFW Californian middle-class whites are coming to Texas to escape that hellhole

washingtontimes.com/news/2015/aug/31/texas-emerges-top-destination-californians-fleeing/

I just wish they wouldn't bring their SJW commie attitudes with them. When will they ever learn?

Wuh suh dude

you'll never be able to afford a house in CA anywhere you'd consider living.
there are 10 other equally retarded gun control laws in the legislature
I want out of here.

But beaches bro

>tfw every other state will hate me for moving to their state

I'll vote republican and have a white family, please don't hate me.

>I just wish they wouldn't bring their SJW commie attitudes with them. When will they ever learn?

Never

Am Californian, definitely still a thing.

are you fucking retarded? the californians that run off like dirty mexicans to texas aren't sjw's.

Californians are a lot like muslims.

>flee their shithole former home
>move to better place
>try to make place like shithole

Just look at Austin.

That earthquake can't come soon enough.

SK everyday

Redpill me. Political views aside, is California a good place to live? Want to move out west (VA fag) after college but can't decide between Oregon or California. Or maybe I'll just end up moving to NC but don't really want to.

Honestly depends on what you do and what you like to do

every time

Love the beach and that kind of lifestyle. Kind of laid back, which is why I hate living near NOVA. Fucking sucks. Just want warm weather and an easy kind of lifestyle

Its expensive almost everywhere but how nice it is really depends on where you plan to move.

I truly believe there's no more beautiful place to live, but I do hate a lot of the people here.

From what I've heard, northeastern California is the best place to live. Mostly because it's largerly rural (far away from degenerate/crime-infested cities) and also far away from the beaner front lines.

it's good if you have money

The deep north part of the state is scary as fuck just a bunch of wood hicks with no colleges or anything
that is every place

>mfw this is entirely true

>expensive
Standard of living is hire yeah, but is there higher pay around there? Talking about close to major cities and such. Also, nice trips.

*higher
Fuck I'm tired

Yes there usually is but property prices are just ridiculous.

In San Jose where I live the average home is $800k+

>implying most large metros aren't solid blue

are you actually retarded?

I went camping innawoods with my bros and gf in the Rocky Mountains last year. Truly great scenery.

RIP Austin, it became weird.

Well shit. Is it worth it? Are apartments just as expensive? That's why I'm thinking Oregon. Cheaper and still a more relaxed lifestyle. Also I imagine less Mexicans.

I live in San Diego and everyday I drive to work I pass a giant FUCK TRUMP grafitti on the side of a building right before the 94 E exit.

In IB where I live some beaner sprayed a shit load of FUCK TRUMP all up and down Palm Avenue, it's all painted over now but it pissed me off. I want to move to Idaho or something but I have a good job with completely for healthcare, dental, vision and a defined retirement because I work for the state government.

this is on the 5 btw, if anyone drives north to downtown from south bay just look left and you'll see it

im fucking republican double nigger

hello fellow san diegan, flee to Coeur D'Alene, Idaho with me.

The price of living here is absolutely NOT worth it. Apartments can be stupidly expensive too, rent is ridiculously high. Maybe try Redding, CA? It's not too far from major metros and the average house costs about $100K

you can grow literally anything I have 3 6 ft tall tomato plants in back yard, squash, zuchinni, cucumber, blackberries, grapefruit, avacado, bell pepper, eggplant, tomatillos, literally anything grows in this fucking dirt with minimal effort

you forgot no guns.

My apartment is $1845/mo for a 700sq ft single bedroom apartment.

I would say it is only worth it if you are in the tech industry and are good enough to get into the companies here.

I'm just in it for the experience. Riding the tech bubble while it lasts.

"no other darkie knows her, no darkie only me"! I love Texas!

Yeah I'm graduating CS in a couple years
>inb4 stem meme
But assuming I'm still with my girlfriend I could also possibly have a second income help me with rent. Are you in a nice part of town? Are you close to the beach?

no they support themselves with the jobs they take from fucking inbred appalachian fucks like you

you can buy guns here, they just passed a clip size ban but i don't think it's in effect yet. will probably get overturned by the courts in a year or two

I am from fucking bakersfield bro

I am in a decent part of town. Not the best but I don't fear for my life when I walk down the street.

Beaches are somewhat close. You wont be able to roll out of bed and walk to the beach.

If you decide to move here try to get a company to pay for it. If you impress them they will pay to fly you out for on site interviews and some offer relocation assistance.

Oregon is more communist, ie foodstamp whores, whites on welfare, etc.

Are they really as bad as the white landwhales of the pacific northwest?

You going to the Trump rally at 2pm on Friday?

Thanks for the info Calibro. Maybe I'll see you in the future sometime.

Maybe we will.

Costa Mesa reporting, fuck you Oregon, fuck you once and fuck you again, and after that get a job.

I'm a Californian, he speaks the truth. But were still better than Oregon.

Don't go to Oregon then.

Come to CALIFORNIAAAHHHH!!!

The Mexishits have bankrupted the state!

We need more people who pay taxes so we can steal your money.
COME!

SRY ARNY!

fuck California cucks i hope they all fucking burn

I rest my case.

Please leave America so my taxes don't have to be spent on maintaining your filthy state of mexicans and gays.

>Tfw I live in a conservative county.

Placer here.