Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

WAKE UP JANNY THE SPAM IS HERE ONCE AGAIN

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避難してきました(´・ω・`)

Fくん乙(・ω・)b

おつ
ほんと画像のとおりだな

避難することになたのでここにも返事を…

>基本的にお年寄りがよく方言を使っていて訛りが強く
>逆に若い人は方言をあまり使わず訛りが弱くなってる傾向にある。
どこでも同じでしょうね

チェコなら格変化の語尾が違うのが主ですね
チェコの文語というのはボヘミアとモラヴィアで当時話されていた言葉を混ぜたものですから
時々知らない言葉ももちろん出ますけど
今時、本物の方言はまれですね

あと、シレシアではポーランド語寄りな言葉です


However, what should we do from now on to deal with the spammer?

>"これから日本語でアナウンスを流します、スリの皆さんは日本人に注目しましょう。きっと財布の位置を教えてくれます"

Maybe by tweeting hiroyuki

Based Peru

キター

人生にはモテ期が3回あるという
幼稚園、中学生、大人になってから、とたしかにそうだった
ただ、いまから思うと大人になってから3回のほうがよかったな

I don't think he's involved with the daily operation of Sup Forums much.

フランスは治安の悪さを改善すれば最高

気にするなよー。

Dear janitor,
Please ban posting via the IP's of the following two posts:
This user is posting irrelevant texts by copy-pasting from old threads.

Thanks in advance,

are you white?

そろそろPCから離れます~。
皆さんお達者で~また会う日まで~ノシ

ペロペロやスッパマンみたいなまともなやつなら日本人女性との結婚をちゃんと考えるんだよ
お前みたいにジャップジャップと啼いたりしないしな

Yeah that makes sense now I think about it, I'll bear that in mind, thanks!

この粘着質な性格を別の方向に活かせれば、
一目置かれる人になれたかもしれないのにね

Well maybe if we tweet him every single time the bot appears maybe something will be done

imagine being a jap

>short
>weak
>bad eyes
>bad teeth
>jap girls don't want you(they want white men)
>have to take stupidly hard exams entire childhood
>have to work 20 hour days in adulthood
>forced to act a certain way

KEK they all must be so depressed, no wonder hikkis exist

るめ読?
かすでうどでれこ?

横だけど、地方の老人の言葉は日本人にとっても理解するのが難しい時があるよ。
ところで、足の調子はどう?

Try to connect to the mods on irc.rizon.net #Sup Forums

きょうはわたしかたかなをべんきょうするですた
とてもたのしいますた

hmmm...I don't think he's interested in anything that doesn't generate income.
He might suggest that we stop making Japanese Thread at least for a while.

Fくん、漫画も読んでるんだね。
面白いよね、人気があるのが理解できたよ。
>ベルセルク
同じく途中までしか読んでない。
完結してから一気読みしようかと思っているけどいつになるんだかw

*powerlifts you*

it's clearly what this spammer want to do to this thread

>every
ever

by the way, this thread reached the bump limit.
Can anyone else make a new thread instead of me?
I end up making it three times in a row if anyone else doesn't.
to be honest, it's hassle for me to have to do it every time that the thread reaches the bump limit, so I want to leave it to anyone else.

初めて聴いた。いい曲だね。
あなたの国の歌も教えて。

Right.
It seems that the spammer can have two IP's at one time.
What if we make three Japanese Threads simultaneously and move around them where the spammer isn't present?

Adult men who like the pony cartoon also insist that it isn't for children.

I'll make next

>日本なら色んな人に触ってもらえそう。
私、そういう趣味じゃないんですけど
ここなら学校から帰る生徒のほとんどが使う列車以外は絶対に座れますよ

ちなみにドイツの列車です
ドイツから出発してチェコを通ってまたドイツに帰るという列車です

こっちならこんな感じです

Not a bad idea
It will force this fucker to adapt his shit

>women who want to do porn, deserve punishment
The issue is women who have acted in pornography, but who claim to have not wanted to do it, and to have done it only because they thought they could get something else out of it.

So really, it's not the case that they didn't want to do it. They certainly did want to do it, and that's why they did it. They wanted to do it conditional upon the expectation of some special reward. In other words, they miscalculated.

People miscalculate all the time. People adopt all sorts of stupid expectations. Imagine signing a contract to sell your car for $1,000, but expecting to be paid $100,000 because the buyer said he would pay more than the contract says - it's your fault for believing in promises that weren't in the contract. People spend thousands of dollars and years of their lives studying at university, expecting a certain type of job. If they can't get a job, are we going to claim the universities have tricked them?

These women are trying to excuse their involvement by saying they were tricked. Most of them are probably lying. Banning porn clears this up:

Even if being tricked is an excuse for doing filthy, immoral things (I don't think it is),
it's certainly not an excuse for being a criminal.

If pornography is a crime, nobody can use the excuse that they were tricked.

That means the only excuse would be violent coercion. Without that, there would be no excuse.

If they have no excuse, they are at fault.

If they are at fault, of course they deserve punishment.

Whether it's public beheading, a short stint in gaol, or just a slap-on-the-wrist fine, doesn't actually matter. What matters is that it is made clear that pornography and prostitution are unacceptable in society, and that those involved in them are to be held entirely responsible for their choices. If those standards can be re-established, then the social repercussions will be far more effective than any fine would be.

Good luck!

kacker

>ところで、足の調子はどう?
今ならもう普通歩けますよ、あまり力を入れてないなら
走るとかはまだ無理だと思います
肌にできた弧はもちろんまだまだ消えそうにないです

>高校物理も頭から飛んでる…
高校どころか中学のですら忘れてる…( ;´Д`)
それいいね。
珍しい食材とか、フランスの雑貨とか。
エスカルゴはともかく、兎肉って見た事がないし、食べてみたい。
フランス直輸入なんて書いたら女性(特に中高年)の食い付きが良さそう。
そちらの夏はジメジメしてなくて良いよね。

Some women are violently coerced in to those activities. These women must to be protected.

But others choose to get involved. It is being suggested that for some women, their choice is a result of having been deceived. Legal sanction draws attention to the moral gravity of such a choice. With their attention directed to the seriousness of the matter, the only women who will continue to choose to get involved in pornography or prostitution are the sorts of women who do not deserve protection, but rather punishment.

>Pornography and prostitution are not inherently bad.
>Murder is inherently bad.
All sexual activity outside of marriage is inherently bad. Pornography and prostitution are sexual activity outside of marriage. Therefore, pornography and prostitution are inherently bad.

>So it must be illegal.
Not everything that is inherently bad must necessarily be made illegal. That's autistic.

ごめんなさい
まだろまじをよみできません
ひらがなくださいます

here it is

But why would you even need to tell your mother if you made that much money? Does your mother still controll your spending, Peru? Is she worried as well, Peru?Maybe you need to inform her that you worked for your money, Peru. You're a man, Peru! I'm sure the hookers told you that much, Peru.

amen

bring me coke

>本国での負け組扱いだけどな
本国で日本人女性と結婚したかったから結婚したらどう思う

山守天皇か?

Be sure to move !

deletez-ca s'il vous plait mon ami

I don't get it

Are all those posts by the same guy?

フィルター用
/(?:.|\r?\n){1000,}/

yes. He Copy paste old post

bring me coke

>Are all those posts by the same guy?
unfortunately, yes.

He already found the third thread.
I'm sure there's some manual work involved.

ちゃんと水曜日に入りました

o-ojo-san. kire da. love-u hoteru iku da?

Obviously yes
Useless piece of shit is probably a fat lazy american with a lot of free time
Sad person for a sad life

にほんご わかるない だってばよ

オーストラリアABCは割とアメリカチックな英語
オージーはとっくにアメリカに侵略されてる

>訂正なんていらなーい
日本語はもうかんぺこだもん(´・з・`)

あんたからの訂正なんていらないんだから!
でもどうしてもっていうならさせてあげないわけでもないけど...//
ほらやるなら早くなおしなさいよ!

日本人はあまり二日酔いにならないと聞いた気がするが、どう?

jesus christ that lazy eye

>です…polite(´・ω・`)
>だ…authoritative(`・ω・´)
>ですだ…kawaii(・∀・)

おかげさまで。貴方も元気そうで何よりだわ。

獣は獣でも、長い歴史を持ち、多くの文化を蓄積してきた獣ですな。

→獣は獣です、長い歴史を想像して、多くの文化を盗んできた獣ですな。

Stealing bikes is so alpha.
>haha dude! that kid totally has to take the bus to school tomorrow. i'm so alpha!

lmao his gestures

Stealing bikes is so alpha.
>haha dude! that kid totally has to take the bus to school tomorrow. i'm so alpha!

いいよなぁ頑張れる性格は羨ましい
さてもう一眠りするかww

>get a student visa
>once you're in Japan, get permission to work part-time for an Eikawa school
>get them to sponsor you for a work visa
>work full-time as an English teacher
>potentially make more money than you could on JET
It's not too complicated.

You'll still be an English teacher, though. Once you have a working visa, you can look for better jobs, though.

Thank you, he does sound like him.
Thank you very much.

日本語を忘れていないのはエライ
すっごーい
たのしー
うれしー
ぼくはぱんちゅなフレンズなんだよ

hello kemono friends is not a children's cartoon like mlp
thank you

猫に小判

進撃、見てる?
今更ながら漫画を読み始めた。

I know italians say "prego" a lot and in many different situations, and they also use the word a lot before and during sex. Do 日本人 say "頑張って!" a lot before or during sex since they use it a lot socially like italians with prego?

あたしたちスレ住民は、みんな女子なのよ

追い出すぞゴラァ

よるめよ!
なかいくにみよとっょちもで

>フランスの人は財布をどこに持ってるの?

ハンドバッグのなかとおもいます。おとこもハンドバッグ
かたかなはべんりになるとおもいましてる

peru? Peru what's wrong? peru are you there? peru don't move to asia again peru. you're making a big mistake peru. Peru? PEERRRRUUUUUU!?

人生にはモテ期が3回あるという
幼稚園、中学生、大人になってから、とたしかにそうだった
ただ、いまから思うと大人になってから3回のほうがよかったな

なぜアク禁くらいできんのかわからん
VPNとかtorでも使ってるのか、よく知らんけど

can we use one thread

Dear janitor,
Please ban posting via the IP's of the following posts:
This user is posting irrelevant texts by copy-pasting from old threads.

Thanks in advance,

...

Mmmm

肝心のスパムを削除せず避難所を削除する運営

俺らは英語を話さないし、訛りが違うだけで同じ言葉話す国が先に同化しちまうだろ

thats it im gonna get myself a cock

We managed to catch his attention.
It's now a good time to report.

2017年5月14日23時37分

君??

coke. i meant coke.

>オーストラリアも
>だから文化や社会の形がアメリカのに近づいていくのも当然だ
そうなんだ、イギリスの影響の方が大きいかと思っていた。

そっか、酷くなくて良かったね。
早く治るといいね。