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rosy edition

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anime

post your age and how many differnt girls u've slept with

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Theresa May is going to ban Sup Forums

thoughts?

how much is electric brixton mate?

leicester sq isn't the worst although there's always a lot of oldies about

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good

pissing it down

retard

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haven't had a platonic female friend or been alone with one that wasn't a coworker or mummy for 5 years

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alri

ah yes

the y*nk waited for the new just to post this tripe

I HATE Australians

the boyfriend just sent me this
he's coming round later lads ;^)

out and about night time edition

hello

bloke sounds like a complete bender

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/18/lottery-millionaires-son-spent-16m-then-sued-his-father-for-more-cash

never ceases to amaze me how these people do it . supposedly they were dropping 1k a week on groceries. even if you shop at fortnum and mason everyday i don't understand hwo youc an do that

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Something very unnerving about Theresa may and I just can't put my finger on it

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kissed three though lmao

wrth

we do it
we get down
for the uk
hold the crown

(((the guardian)))

GOODbye ladsx

she's not human

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2 (only one properly though since the 1st was a drunken shag with a stranger outside, didn't even get to finish properly)

>I don't fink you're lithening
literally what I sound like haha

jeremy corbyn? you're damn right i'll vote for him

must be fat cunts

once kissed a french lad on the mouth because I thought that was in fashion on the continent, he shoved me backwards and tried to punch me

reptilianzzzzz

Oh Rosy.........

oh snap boyfriend are we brothers
never been on date
only kissed one girl more than once (twice)
maybe 15 random make outs in clubs almost always strangers lasting from few minutes to few hours

FOY

can you kiss me on the mouth instead?

6 weeks no wank/porn

Had a wet dream this morning. This is the longest I've ever gone

GOOD thread

a literal sheed

Genuinely baffles me how people older than 18 are still virgin

impressive

fuck off hans

need a bruce bf to tongue my mouth

please please PLEASE do a video right now of you wanking and shooting a massive, hot load of cum

copping some flak on the 'dit for insulting some melt

funny how normlets respond to online hostility

>employer backed thinktank
yes we must avoid the catastrophe! this has nothing to do with the availability of cheap foreign labour! think of the consequences! we are your friends! we are all in this together!

fuck you you stupid assfaggot piece of shit

What's the craic lads?

acid msa break msa news osf zombe osf mare tm dels gbh rveng gbh boss hr

u gay or something pal?

haven't masturbated less than twice a day since I was 14

so fucking horny lads, my dick is constantly rock hard and aching, no matter how much I wank it doesn't ease it in the slightest, I need to fuck a a lad right now

yeah am a bit shy me

fear of rejection as well

suddenly smells of pish

alri thailad

Haven't watched actual porn for a very long time. It's much more fun to just use your imagination and still images.

why dont all you virgin sadacts hook up with all these horny wanking bastards

Don't worry mate. I see you're digits.

haha just a bit
alri cannibal

despise virgins

especially myself haha

*raises paw*

alri

that would be gay

papua new guinea is a real person

solid idea I support it

because they don't have vaginas?

you can't lose your virginity up some blokes jacksie mate

yeah me 2, asked out like 2 girls in my entire life and both hard rejections.
i feel weird getting off with someone to be honest like i'm doing something unnatural and also I wonder what the fuck they are thinking/how drunk they are to be willing to get off with me

And I have real person feelings

uma delicia :^))

Post pictures please

And tell stories of fighting off savages in the jungle

Whats the internet even like?

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Don't know, but at least 30

business idea: report posts mentioning the having or lighting of spliffs as illegal content

If I see that fucking monkey one more time..

*shoves you back*
wtf get away from me you FAGGOT

its the best action youre gonna get as long as you keep moping on Sup Forums rather than doing owt about it

why do so many Rorkes live in Asia?


thailad, jared taylor, black pigeon speaks, etc.

*puts down newspaper*
now what was her name?
*takes off reading glasses*
I can be so forgetful sometimes
HUZZAH THAT'S IT
*bing videos Dani Daniels*

I'm on my tablet, all my pics are on my phone in my apartment. I'll post some pics and stories in éire later if you want.

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Asia is redpilled, no shit is taken nor given.

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FONT you wouldnt understand

not a bender nor a virgin mate

save it for sad acts that are lonely enough to bum a bloke rather than just going out and shagging some rando slag

is that a trap?

yeah god must be what 3 of them? crawling with the fuckers

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>insults the bent king and his stupid fucking dog
>gets imprisoned or executed
amazing place

3 examples you mongspastic

then your point about virginity is irrelevant and i win the argument

Suppose I'll have to peruse that den of anime debauchery once again

um I think £15 on resident advisor atm

Honestly reckon I'd fuck at least 70% of the girls I see daily at my uni. Love slags, hate fatties. Not fatphobic just don't like them simple as.

I don't think so.
ayy

never asked anyone out. can't lose hope if you don't have any

Made an amazingly succesful bait post on Sup Forums

>5'8

someone laugh at me

im 5'6

the gf 2bh

that's like being proud of getting ducks to eat bread