This year India will launch a satellite named ScatSat-1.
Scat
Sat
>Scat
I'd first of all like to thank them for this name. It is like beautiful pooetry to my ears. Pic related is the satellite, curry poo and all.
It's real by the way
en.wikipedia.org
You can't make this poo up
>poo in space
>pooper power 2016
Poo in SPACE?
It looks like a parade float, no way that thing makes it into space.
Does it scan for more streets to become designated?
Yes. Soon there will be Designated Shitting Moons. Then planets. Then galaxies...
eheheheehahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
oh fuck, people from india should just not come to Sup Forums their people just make it sooo easy. lol
they have the shit for it, and now a scatsat to track its progress.
What the Indian space program may look like
Designated low earth shitting orbit
Hahahaha shiiieeet my sides are on fire
You might imagine it looking something like this, but composed 90% of curried poo.
> They aren't preparing for their low orbit shit cannon.
you're laughing at them but at least they can put SOMETHING into space, ANYTHING, WHATEVEr it IS
ofc its poland
o wow i am now a cruz missile!!
conservatives for hillary!!!!
The fuck is wrong with these people. It's like they are destined to be associated with shit for the rest of eternity.
>it has an scattometer on board
I'm convinced they're just a filthy poop joke of a country at this point.
I don't even find it sad... just weird.
i don't get it, is scat slang for shit or something?
What is it with Indians and shit?
You have to go back
...
Also, it's "recycled".
POO 2 Universe
oh, is it scat, like scram or shoo?
t. India
>Literally has a big poo on the front of it
It's like scat.
Rewind the clock back and you have a society that grasped the underpinnings of reality thousands of years before modern philosophy, now they shit where they stand.
They are the number one example of just how badly things can turn out.
looks more like a dildo with balls teebeeaitch pham
>implying ancient indians did not shit where they stood.
An industrialized world does not breed creative minds.
India cant go 5 minutes without making poo related news
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Ironically, ancient Indians invented the toilet.
See: en.wikipedia.org
SCAT IN THE SAT
I think the north has always been able to poo in it.
>Currently India is dependent on NASA’s ISS-RapidScat
>rapidscat
what made them stop using it?
MEEEEMMMEEEEE
MAAAAGIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC!!!!
It has a few interesting functions as well.
>implying Brazil is any better
You are basically the India of the Americas.
>what made them stop using it?
Caste system, most likely.
Hindudindu society created their own subhuman group outside of their caste system, but still within its hierarchy, whose duties include handling uncleanliness.
Any act that would involve trying to sort out their shitty mess by hand would be nothing short of dishonoring oneself, should actual members of any caste decide to divulge in it.
TL;DR: As long as there is no efficient technological solution that would automatize sewage system completely, Hindudindus will continue to excrete all over the beloved soil of their motherland.
I'd wager that it would be easier to try and teach Africans how to shit in the toilet.
You're thinking of Suriname, which has an majority of people who immigrated from India.
>Toilet services
If only it wasn't an edit...
PRAISE KEK
Yea, they were grappling with existentialism and other philosophy before the western world. India has a billion people, I wager at least 200 million of those people are quite advanced but the poor shitters are holding them back.
why don't they just make the untouchables the sewer workers like the sewer mutants are in futurama?
Because that would still only cover public toilets whereas having one in your own house would remain out of question for as long as you have to touch it in order to use it.
We will wipe your space achievements with poo.
>SCATSAT
>SCAT
lmao
The article also says that NASA will be using our SCAT.
Extraterrestrial poo hurricanes forecasted globally for the whole month. Please find shelter as only Australians have immunity to this storm as 24/7 shitstorms have occurred on the continent for millenniums.
no way that's real
KEK
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>scat-o-meter
That has to be an edit holy shit.
Fuck, I thought you were aiming for 2050 to overtake us?
Tonight I shall wake in fright from a dream in which India is the only superpower.
Except the North is now where everyone poos everywhere but the loo, while the south is comparatively clean and well-run.
They invented it, so they've had it longer than anyone else. They've evolved beyond the need for it.
But really, stuff just changes I guess. Japan didn't even invent the toilet until someone from the Tang Dynasty in China showed them, now today China practices open defecation while Japan makes the world's most advanced toilets.
poorricanes?
>will provide toilet tracking service to India
Wait WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
NERVERMIND. Nice edit
Superpower with 1.2 billion assholes. We will make the poo rain biatch!
t. poo
Given the amount of deformed babies with 6 butts and 12 arms, I'd raise that estimate to about 1.5 billion.
found a picture of it
holy shit
We will turn the star spangled banner into the poo spangles banner.
Toilet witches.
I bet you won't be that disrespectful tomorrow when I am having computer troubles.
Nah, I wouldn't. I will be Ryan/Adam/Michael that time and not the superpowered pajeet.
>scaterlite stops working
>need to launch pajeet to turn it off and on
You can turn them on and off from earth, but you wouldn't know because you are a nation of asylum seekers and prisoners.
>what is christmas island?
>what is the difference between prisoners and convicts?
>what is a toilet?
>what is christmas island?
Christmas island, yeah if christmas is about deadly animals and huge spiders.
>what is the difference between prisoners and convicts?
There is no difference when both are australians
>what is a toilet?
Australia is a fancy word for British toilet, THE MORE YOU KNOW!
India is a great civilization with a richer and longer history than literally any other nation. The Bhagavad Gita is a epic poem that is arguably unpeered.
That said, it is pretty funny how oblivious Indians can be when it comes to humorous translations.
Kek delivers
PooSat-1 would of been better.
That's a lie m8, hindu dominated areas are the areas with massive D.S.S.
>ScatSat-1
The primary payload of satellite is a scattometer
indians comfermed for looking for new places to shit
Yup, that's true.
ScatSat-1
What is even happening???
The fabric of reality is tearing
What's the longest indian name you've ever heard?
bbc.co.uk
taj mahal literrally covered in shit, turns green
South Indians usually have very long names, some of them even use the first name of every ancestor they can remember.
>tfw the indian space program will just be used to shit in orbit and in 20 years earth will be sporting a brown saturn-like ring around it
thanks panjeet
Designated shitting orbit
Feel safe Canada, our SCAT will be watching over you
>Shitstorm pajeet
You have India where you can live under Islam in the north or poo in a satellite dish in the south. Which would pol choose?
1-3 born in Pakistan
4-0 born in India.
India is not living under Islam.
Meme magic strikes again
>scaterlite
>DESIGNATED
>satellite
>launch
>poo
is that the satellite? it even looks like it has a poo hanging off the left side there
The first post on here in 48 hours to make me kek IRL. Well done, lad.
The real question is how many Poodians will be clinging to the outside of the satelite like it's a fucking rail car.
The more the better for us. At least we will get rid of them for once and all.
>ID: Tea
Get to it chap, grow our tea.
Superpower by 2020, boys.
How can we be sure it is not a weapon of scatalogical destruction?