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3d women are important

Agreed

alri

Hey buds

good edition

>women are important

only match one of these (the first one)

hol up
u b sayin
WE WUZ /brit/ N'SHIT??

...

Alexa, the bonus has been recieved, put caviar on my shop list

Getting a taste for dark meat. :^0

Shall not be believing someone itt has had randos approach him and tell him he's ugly. On what planet does this happen.

hi lads

Just whacked a kilo of pork ribs in the slow cooker lads

Fucking HYPED

reminder that if you don't vote for labour this elect you're a dumb cunt who doesn't want privacy or freedom

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@75023521
fuck off back to Sup Forums

jeremy corbyn? you're GOD DAMN RIGHT i'll be voting for him

Unironically NEVER been friends with a girl. Beat that you fucking cunts

Janny applications are being accepted

Might pop in my CV and exact divine retribution upon all of you sadcases

>den gram amber leev? you drying do be cheeky vid me mayte???

Honestly, I hate you

I have a dozen female friends

once got confronted at like 5am by some random drunk woman telling me I look like a girl when I was 15

same

Ethnics exhibit this sort of behavior at times

just whacked my kilo of pork right up to your mums ribs.

she's HYPED

Would delete both of these pakis jaws

And this brown cunt

Yeah it's incredibly depressing. Last time it happened was only a few days ago. I was sitting at a table with one friend and some middle aged woman a table over leans over and says I remind her of "this ugly girl who I went to school with". People are just the fucking worst

why?

get

hate paki shop and shops in general with really small counter spaces like this

sign of a runt shop

NEVER even SEEN a girl mate, get on my fucking level you twat

>U R 18

okay then, no need for I.D. I suppose.

4,2,6,3,1,5

give me a run for my money

sounds like she's mental. don't know what british people are like in general though

because you're getting political

Sign of an extremely comfy shop

If that's the worst you've got you're sitting pretty mate.

Savage

sippin bubbly for the lovely

decent post

yes, and?

I don't think my inferior ethnic traits could please those godesses desu

>Janitors ARE...
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.

*runs*

now I would like your money, please.

Alri Lads.

Just love me

Never been friends with a girl. Quite literally still at a 13 year old developmental level in that regard.

Never have had anyone tell me I'm ugly

I have scorned many 'gins and 'tists for their repulsive appearance however

I wanna be with you, ayy, I wanna be with

what makes you ugly? big nose or summat?

My friend was pretty shocked as well, tried to make me feel better by bitching about her for like 10 minutes. Worst is when an actual "friend" makes a comment like that though and that again has happend more than once and from more than one person.

just signed up to start tennis lessons again but I'm about 20kg overweight so I might look a tad ridiculous haha

haven't been friends with a girl since age 8, my peak

just whacked my kilo of pork in your mums slow cooker

>4

swear that's reeta chakrabarti off bbc news

bit of everything:
bug eyes
large nose
small/weak chin
large forehead/receeding hair
pretty much everything is an aesthetic failure

but what are your thoughts on valentina nappi?

the receding widow's peak's coming along especially well today

same

I have but it was banter with mates tbf

been asked out several times by girls though

sharpie in pooper

Went didn't you tell the old lady to fuck off??!!

Haha

Laughing @ u

2, 4, 1, 5, 3, 6

reminder that the "i am greek" lad is a mod

once spent 9 years siting in one spot staring at a wall then forced my only friend to cut off his arm

had a random come up and say I'm really good looking

too shocked/autistic usually the person is at least drunk before they make a hateful comment

rasheed.

things that did NOT happen

Theresa May is a dumbshit with no spine, her conference after the Labour rally was embarrassing
at least Corbyn sounds like he's trying

all me

young girl said i'm hot on omegle several years ago. last time i got a compliment

I hate that dickhead so fucking much

That was me lad and it was a joke haha.

went up to a random and said he's really good looking

Pound Sterling is crashing

is it opposite day?

tell me about it. If my family wasn't worth 8 figures I would have killed myself long ago.

honestly had some old woman come up to me and a girl two days ago and say I was really handsome

not too dissimilar to me tbf. I kinda look like this guy (though I don't think he's ugly)

are you kv?

What's even the point of a gf, you know she has most likely been blacked and your cock will always be compared to her exes whether she has been blacked or not

>I kind of look like this guy

No you dont

get compliments regularly and have always assumed it's just what some people do

struggle to believe there are lads here who haven't had one in years

youtube.com/watch?v=dzwG8IKVkG4

ah yes the 90s

wtf that guy is good looking

dunno who kv is

youtu.be/0XCtVLQVhIU?t=133

look at this fucking leftie gimp get completely BTFO by based tommy

is it? i bought my Hungarian currency yesterday for next week

RESULT

Shave hair
Inject test and tren
Lift weights
You'll look and feel much better

I would fucking snap if some one did that to me. Last month a loud British guy at a bar in Lae tried to steal my drink the bartender was making me, I told him to piss off and drink the pool water if he was that thirsty.

Have literally never heard of a white girl going out with a black lad

got a decent sized knob so I'm not really worried 2bh

kissless virgin lmao

me on the left

Like your blood sugar level, better eat another deep fried butter stick you fat fucking cunt

Remember at some party at the end of school some girl came up to me and said
>So you're user right?
>Just saying hello because I don't think we've ever talked haha
Then I just said
>O-ok hey
And walked past her (I was leaving)
Pretty awkward desu

Look like the bloke on the right but balding and with tiny eyebrows
Love life desu

o i have had kiss but never with sober girl am virgin and never had a date