Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?

>Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?

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AM I BEING DETAINED?

Yes.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

I've never been pulled over. what's the appropriate response?

I HAVE A GUN!!

Just wanted to let you know in advance, you know, so it doesn't get weird later on.

Not an argument.

You ALWAYS say you dont know why you were pulled over. Cops are trained to assume you're a criminal and will trick you to admit anything and everything you may have done.

never admit guilt, but don't treat the cop like a moron and you might get a warning

Is it cause I'm black?

No, I don't even drive a car

No thanks, officer. I'm not going to start giving you information for any extra prosecution. You just tell me what you pulled me over for.

I dont want to be searched.

Because you want to go down on me. I can understand. I go to Penn State.

>You match the description of a suspected burglar in the area.

Your response?

I'd respectfully ask why.
If I had any grievances with the officer, I'd address them in court, because I'm not a dindu and I don't feel like getting a faceful of capsaicin or tasered.

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Because I'm a fucking white male

That's impossible, I'm not black.

Can you prove I am driving?

youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

Id pull out my nine and pop a divet in that niggas neck and then drove away.

I wasn't driving, I was traveling.

Please take a moment to read this declaration of sovereign movement.

>I am not required to hand you my license
>I will comply with clearly stated lawful orders
Ok then I order you to give me your license and registration.

>because im young and im black and my hat's stood low
>do i look like a mind reader sir?
>i dont know.
>am i under arrest or should i guess some mo

>you was doin fifty five in tha fifty fou-

You can't because I'm a free sovereign citizen and I would not get out of my car.

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
CAN YOU STEP OUTTA THE CAR?
ARE YOU CARRYING A WEAPON ON YA?
I KNOW ALOTTA YALL ARE

Is it because I'm in possession of illegal dubs

Its because I'm black.

show the officer your penis so they know you have nothing to hide

lawful you retard

'Cause I'm a black man driving this fine ass Benz!

He might just be able to show them and they get the information off of that without him handing it to them.

VGTG

I AINT STEPPIN OUTA SHIT
ALL MY PAPERS LEGIT

U lookin fo a hawt date, son?

I DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER

[VGN]

I like how you said "drove away" as in past tense as if you would even get that far.

Because you have a quota to fill?

One of my low beams is broken. that's probably why. I have the bulb here officer, just going home to put it in.

>Me:Yes you are going to offer me tickets to the officers ball.
>Officer: What? Officers don't have balls...
>Me: Chuckle

>depends how long you were following me

no illegal dubs here, officer

>HES GOT TRIPS, DROP HIM BOYS

>Hum, I'm gonna need some backup here

>HE'S ARMED WITH TRIPS! CALL IN THE SWAT TEAM!

i used to get this alll the time

It would 99% be me getting pulled over for speeding again, so I'd say I don't know, I wasn't aware of the speed limit, and I wasn't paying attention to how fast I was going when I was pulled over. If you give your speed and it's over the limit, they have to give you a ticket.

If this + being respectful doesn't get you off with a warning, you'll at least get a reduced ticket nearly every time for speeding.

Me too, then I started wearing a disguise

CONDUCTOR

I admit officer, I did steal...
your heart
>hot sex ensues

>Came by to check and make sure you were okay, you have been here for a while
>REEE, I REFUSE TO TALK TO COPS WHO WEAR GLASSES, YOU ARE CLUELESS, GO AWAY

>so are you leaving now?
>Why does it matter what I am I doing officer?
>well... You see that sign there?
>the one that says state fish and game refuge?
>No, the one that says no parking, fire lane

That cop was a fucking saint. I am not sure I could handle being a cop and dealing with cunts like the people in the video with as much tact and civility as they do.

lawyer, am i being detained? lawyer

FUCK YOU PIG I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU FUCKING PIG OINK OINK PIGGY WHY DONT YOU GO SHOOT SOME BLACK KID ALREADY FUCKING PIG YOU CANT DETAIN ME I KNOW MY RIGHTS.

no officer, may i ask why i am being detained?
I would like to inform you that you are being video taped, no i will not turn it off.
may i have your name and badge number office?
thank you.
here is my license, and insurance.

IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK

I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONFUSION BUT I'M A TRANS-NIGGER YOU SEE

Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?

"Depends on how long you were following me."
"Why don't we just take it from the top."
"Here goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!!!"

Does this retard really drive around with that shit taped to his window?

I'm more worried about carjackers than cops. My city has carjackings all the time now that the local judges and DA fell for the mass incarceration meme.

Fucking "free citizens" or whatever they call themselves.

>You are free to go, sir. Sorry for bothering you.

reckless driving?
youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

"i don't want to answer this sir"

Fuck, stop the leafless!

Fuck, it's satan

my memes were too dank again, right?

glove compatmants locked so is da trunk in da back and i know muh rights so you gon need a warrant for dat

Chimp out, attack the cop and get shot.
Well, if you're a nigger, that is

Nigga nigga fuck bitches nigga nigga watch me crip walk out here

I always just say "Speeding?"

One time I got pulled over for something, and I new what it was, and the officer knew what it was, and he asked me that question. I said, "Speeding?" He goes "You wanna try again?" I just looked at him with a poker face. I ended up beating those charges by the way, but the cop's reaction cracks me up to think about. "You wanna try again?"

your conducting a physic ability survey? oh thats insta-tazer.

* psychic

keep your hands on the wheel and don't make any fast movements. Wait until asked for your license to reach for it. If you think you are being wronged, keep in mind the cop is not who you make that argument to. Most important, do as you're told.

It's the end of the month and quota week?

>"step back"
>continues talking
>zap
>"stop please"

fucking cunt deserved it

t. redditor

Probably due to these dubs.

Vote Trump and have a nice day!

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I AM NOT DRIVING I AM TRAVELLING

JESUS CHRIST!
OFFICER JESUS CHRIST!
ARREST THIS DEMON.

Sir. Here's a voucher for a full tank of gas for being a careful and considerate driver. Redeemable at any gas station. Compliments of the Dept...

Have a nice day Sir.

>If you give your speed and it's over the limit, they have to give you a ticket.
I got pulled over, he asks how fast I was going. I say "uh, about 50". He tells me the speed limit was 35. I said "woops thought it was 45". Then he let me go without a ticket.

>trips
cuff em boys

because you're a cuck

ive only every been pulled over once

asked me if i was drinking or taking drugs, i said no
then he said that he pulled me over because i came out of a junction too fast and to slow down next time

just being polite will see you through most encounters with police

>got pulled over for going almost 100 in a 65 once
>after showing that i was not on drugs or intoxicated i calmly and respectfully explained that it was because i was dying to take a piss and in a hurry to get to a restroom
>he said alright and let me go to one nearby
>i recognized his last name as Barbosa and we had a bit of conversation in Portuguese
>he let me off with a warning

B A S E D
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Cop here.

I would pepper spray you and enjoy it.

What are you a nigger?

Because I am voting for Kanye West in 2020 and you don't want another black president.

underrated

Only take advice from legitimate organizations like the ACLU

aclu.org/know-your-rights/what-do-if-youre-stopped-police-immigration-agents-or-fbi

What laws have I broken?
Am I free to go?

Im sorry officer. Will this bribe of doubles get me off the hook?

Hello Peter G

What he linked. It's probably the only good thing the ACLU has ever done.

Was it because my dick was stuck between the door and dragging on the asphalt? Sorry officer, you see I was circumcised at birth so I basically have no nerve endings in my penis, therefore I constantly get it stuck in what would seem like painful situations but are nothing of concern to me since I can't feel a damn thing. So glad I was cut tho, wouldn't want a nasty ant eater dick like the rest of these smegma sacks of shit

I DO NOT CONSENT ANY SEARCHES OR SEIZURES!

Because I'm critical and distrusting of Islam?

Know your rights
>Better Call Saul