Built like a brick shithouse edition
/brit/
the gf
Chelsea
give me 15 good reasons to vote for the tories
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love trains, love pints, love having a pint on the train
no Asian gf yet
HATE forners
HATE warm beers
HATE warmth
give me one good reason not to
Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind.
>HATE warm beers
FOY
>Britain's Fattest Woman
>opening segment is her washing her fat rolls
ah yes
my blog posts about my erratic lifestyle are the only thing of substance in these threads
is this a big guys edition
do one
love coaches, love reading, love having a read on the coach
well my laaaaaads what are you drinking tonight?
ah yes more leftie propaganda
if you are not top 5% income and you are voting conservative you are INSANE.
POOP IN SOUP
PEE IN TEA
FART ON TART
BLEED ON WEED
that's not an argument
Chelsea
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I think it's nice that we're allowed to drink on trains in this otherwise very nanny state country, but there's also nothing I despise more than loud, screeching drunk people on trains who have no place being within a 500 metre radius of me, let alone swigging gin and tonics on a thursday evening two seats away.
A conundrum to be sure.
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YOUUUU.... YOU ARE GUILTY
cant wank to this unless someone shops the nose ring out
is children of men leftist propaganda?
is this a girl or a boy
the alt right now has a sidebar on Wikipedia
if you're going to post this girl can you edit out her fucking weaponised facial features so I don't have to suppress my gag reflex whenever I expand the image
cheers
hate people who drink on the train they never share
that's obviously a woman
i.imgur.com
whats actually wrong with her
do women get autism too?
well yes it is
independent is just leftie propaganda and fake news there is no truth in it
big arms and manly face say otherwise
daily reminder that Brexit won't happen without UKIP
>>/r/the_Donald
going to become a janny and delete /brit/ threads with my enormous new powers
I go to away games on the train.
I do feel a bit bad for the non-football fans on there but that doesn't stop me getting pissed and singing.
good lad
im drinking my sorrows
what? she's just laughing
u go girl
Definitely think if I was a girl I'd be lesbian men are absolutely disgusting
going to become a janny and put it on my tinder profile to get loads of matches
>a breaching experiment is an experiment that seeks to examine people's reactions to violations of commonly accepted social rules or norms.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I propose a new gimmick. This gimmick shall involve the use of breaching experiments against normies.
Normies are the most susceptible to the effects of breaching experiments because for them, the social arena is taken for granted. They do not question it and they slip into its motions without be aware of having done so. This is why it is such a shock to them when a breach occurs. The normie does not know what to do when the rules of social interaction are violated. They have never had to rationalise social behaviour before. Their comfort has been stripped from them and for a moment they stand naked.
shall not be positing this link
>tonight
seems like everyones just laughingh at how silly it is
not everythings autism
@75025664
shan't
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c'mon lads lets become jannies and destroy every general except /brit/
guess
disgusting
glad I've never run into you because I'd have to spend the entire journey fantasising about turning your face into foie gras
Ireland makes the best whisky and I'm Scottish
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yes they do get autism but nobody really notices because it's just assumed that they're just being ~quirky~
Think you're the one with autism
jannys can't delete threads they can only advise their superiors to
Taking the night off. Feel like a zombie
might apply to become janny
that is not the same person for sure
wrong
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>tfw no autistic gf
You're a borderline alcoholic take it easy man I'm addicted to codeine and I just got over an alcohol, benzo and speed addiction
chelsea a thot and chelsea posters are quqs
that's it
what
I dated a girl with legit autism. They're either asexual, hypersexual or normally sexual but awkward about it. The girl I dated was the last one.
Hmm people used to post the commie slags to laugh at the commie stuff, now they're not even commies you're just posting a random slag with a minging face lol
couldn't be bothered going to the bathroom for a piss and just filled one pint glass exactly with not a room for a drop more. pretty happy desu.
jeremy corbyn? got my vote
I never drink more than 1L a night on the extreme upper limit
Know guys who top that and remain functional
nah they can definitely delete threads
I remember the days of ol' quickdraw and his lightning deletions of /brit/
tim drew a piccy of my castle
looks easily occupied and unintelligent.
good lad
>jeremy corbyn? got my vote
yea but chebs and slag face
did a poo lads
fuck off
>Theresa May
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u sir got my vote for janny
magnificent bastard
Pookip are literally dead
They were on 15% not even that long ago lmao
wonder if there will be a /brit/ on mummy may's internet
more like barry cuckle lmao
cant hew the jew
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>Labour given double boost as two polls show Jeremy Corbyn's party closing gap on Tories
Labour is literally going to win. I said so last year
Everyone loves Corbyn
kek
you just have to will it user, the universe will do the rest
Wish I could stab Theresa May to death, I fucking hate that cunt, wish I could see her face right before my boot comes to and rips it apart. I hate her. She's like Ian Huntley to me.
Any good movies to watch lads?
>jewish
Christ alive
get your head checked
should i wank before going out tonight? apparently girls smell the cum in your balls