nobody else on Sup Forums is drunk

> nobody else on Sup Forums is drunk

I have trouble believing this. Come on in, fellow drunkards, and let's share feels and laughs. I'm working my way through a 12-pack of beer myself.

sorry, I'm sober

I've been drinking every night for a week. I used to drink at least 4 times a week. Now I decided to stop for a while

I'm trying to get drunk but I'm drinking 6 dollar vodka that is so fucking hard to swallow down

Its Monday night faggot

I found some Batty Blue 24oz cans unexpectedly at a convenience store down the street. It's nice. I was getting tired of Ballantine.

That's advisable. I was drunk for two solid weeks in september (my entire life story is spread across a number of drinking threads if you care enough to check)

Get some orange juice. imo OJ is the best, Ginger Ale is okay, and coca-cola makes the nausea worse.

Eat shit. I can get my responsibilities done when hungover because I'm not a faggot.

> alcohol at convenience stores

Even with those trips, how?

thats what mixers are for, you goof.

New York - beer is 24/7 and is sold all over the place but wine and liquor are a different license. Much easier than package store nonsense in New England and PA.

I'm using gatorade but it's not helping much. Not like it matters, definitely not enough to get me fucked up anyway
That doesn't include NYC tho right?