>“Here’s something that I learned that is fascinating, and it’s this: Scientists have found that sperms cells smell,” Silverman said during her set. “Like I know sperm smells, but sperm cells have the sense of smell, and you know what that means: Sperm is life.” >“And you know what that means,” she said. “We’ve gotta legislate that shit.” >Silverman then reminded the crowd that some states require women to have an ultrasound before they can get an abortion. >“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra, then down into your testicular sack,” huffingtonpost.com/entry/sarah-silverman-abortion-sperm_us_57433e93e4b0613b512aef44
She's right you know.
Owen Hughes
Fuck that ugly bitch... fucking monkey ass tits. She can go fuck herself with Jimmy Kimmels tiny ass dick.
Liam Jenkins
lol, yep. my sperm have rights
i mean, she is a comedian right? i dont get why people give her more credit than she deserves. shes a clown.
leave it at that. #spermlivesmatter
Josiah Rodriguez
Just another reason to let Islam dominate the world and put all those cunts inside Burkas and voice ban them from everywere
Camden Reed
Here comes the discusting refrigerator nudes
Oliver Moore
She was at a comedy show with Louis CK and Aziz Ansari a while back and she sucked. She was flipping through her notebook for material and when she couldn't find anything she walked down to the front row and sat on an old woman's lap and interviewed her. Dumbest shit.
Adam Myers
>pure coincidence
Jonathan Sanders
You can tell someone is retarded when they start comparing a developing fetus to a gamete.
Cameron Allen
If sperm is life her used up old kike cunt must be a mass grave
Noah Myers
If sperm cells are alive, then abortion should be illegal.
Ayden Allen
What was Louis CK's routine?
Robert Robinson
>ban jerking off
>millions of pent up angry men with newly found hours of free time
What could possibly go wrong.
Cameron Flores
Ok by that logic lets also legislate a diversity quota for Judaism
typical Louie routine of talking about whatever comes to mind but the difference being is that is his style and he was actually funny
Xavier Edwards
Sperm cells contain half a human genome, and therefor are not a unique human organism
Embryos contain a unique (except in the case of twins) full human genome and are therefor human organisms.
It's not hard guys....
Isaiah Young
>sense of smell >women >science
Nicholas Rodriguez
every single part of that speech basically proves she has no clue what the fuck she was talking about when she tried to tie all those points together unsuccessfully
Dominic Campbell
->Americans pay for this shit
Angel Jenkins
>huff God damn it I knew it.
Sorry that killing unborn life isn't you're favorite way to word an abortion but thats what it is.
Jizz won't turn into life if I sits in my ball sack you dumb fucking hooker.
Just admit that you're a murder and a fucking whore that can't say no to dick, I am pro choice but fuck you people are hypocrites.
Nathan Collins
Probably the same old >I'm a fat and disgusting loser >Lol curse words >Hey, shouldn't we just kill all the nigger babies His shtick got really old really fast.
Xavier Russell
except they aren't living like i now this is bait but come on
Henry Russell
It's a joke posted on a joke website akin to The Onion. Why did you post it here?
Jaxson Sanchez
Body looks nice, but her hands are huge, and her personality is shit. I know it's mostly an act and public front, but still a turn off. Jews have to be edgy to be funny.
Nathan Lewis
if my sperm has rights then you cant tell me when and where i cant sow my seed and ill sew it in your cesspit. my sperm is strong, it will survive the horrors and you will bear my abomination and it will be sacrificed to kek.
Alexander Bennett
Unless women's menstruation and periods get same treatment she doesn't have an argument. Sperm dies mighty fast anyway.
Wyatt Martin
also ban periods apparently
Charles Brooks
>All my sperms have had to smell other sperm
Michael Thompson
Who are we going to send in for the rescue mission? We can't leave our fallen behind.
Xavier Hall
I would let her come masturbate me whenever she wants.
Anthony Perry
>thatsthejoke.jpg
Brody Rivera
The cure for male entitlement syndrome is:
ENFORCED
MALE
CHASTITY
AND
SISSIFICATION
How can white bois even compete when their dicks are locked in chastity?
Dominic Parker
>those comments
Ryder Allen
Huffington is deadly serious.
THE ONION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WARNING NOT AN INSTRUCTION
Jaxson Roberts
>Body looks nice, >undercleavage sag that body is a typical stumpy mess go back to bed sarah
David Kelly
Why are they so bad? I don't think I've ever seen a funny one
Ian Harris
First time i enjoy something Sarah Silverman said.
Brayden Hernandez
Stupid kike attention whore only around because its a kike.
Jose Stewart
oy vey it's like another spermatoshoah
Thomas Scott
She's a mentally ill deviant.
Ayden Price
This
I guess sperm are technically life; they're living cells. But they're not human life. Even leftists' satire misses the point
Nathan Gonzalez
She's trying to be funny.
Trying being the key word.
Josiah Gray
>What could possibly go wrong? You have seen the Middle East lately right?
Benjamin Barnes
She failed biology as a child right? Or is she bieng purposely retarded for laughs. I honestly can't tell.
Aaron Nelson
LIFE BEGINS AT AROUSAL
Sebastian Turner
Is she a jewess?
Xavier Myers
Billy got the HIV, wtf.
Hunter Brooks
They're living cells in the same way the mold on your bread you forgot to throw out is living.
Nathaniel Evans
>It sucks, but that’s where we’re at. In 2016. Sure, fine, OK.
Holy shit, veside the current year meme, what snarky cunt wrote this?
David Howard
>Dumb bitch can't tell the difference between a haploid and a diploid Color me surprised.
Matthew Watson
Okay, no abortions then.
Josiah Martinez
This is a retarded argument. Sperm is different from a foetus in just about every conceivable way. There is no chance that the semen will become a real human baby without intervention, the way a foetus will.
Sarah Silverman continues to be the worst woman in the western world.
Mason Taylor
The ovens call out for this one.
Parker Rodriguez
I haven't watched her shit too much but from what I can gather her entire shtick is "I'm such a jew holy shit look how edgy I am for bringing up religion and abortion"
Jackson Allen
If there is one kike I'd fuck until I literally couldn't move anymore it's her
those tits, that kike face, her kike accent....god just ride me already
>""""""Entertainer""""""" has a opinion on an """"issue"""" literally nothing
Owen Jones
>Huffington post >not a complete joke website filled with complete joke "journalists" There's not a single person with more than a couple brain cells to rub together that takes it seriously.
Jackson Johnson
Hey Ms. Anderson
Connor Clark
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
Jaxson Jackson
hot
Joseph Flores
>a single fertilized egg containing the DNA of two people is morally and ethically the same as 12 million sperm in my sack
Anthony Ramirez
jew?
Jayden Gray
Same my dude
Andrew Collins
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
Owen Murphy
Jews are inbred as fuck and have lots of genetic problems.
Hunter Ortiz
>huff post Instead of talking about the migrant crisis, why don't we talk about cum
Josiah Lee
What a stupid bitch
Of course it's fucking alive
It's way more alive and aware as a fetus too.
What the fuck?
David Hill
My nutjuice has the right to the pursuit of happiness. And hot young tight pussy is what it craves. Therefore, rape must be made legal. Not because I like it cuz I dont. But I must respect the rights of my baby batter so fuckin spread em bitches. Fsttues and dogs need not apply because my sperm hates that shit.
Brody Murphy
wooooow
Colton Rivera
9/10
David Gonzalez
i just faggot this, have pokey in the report, fun
Daniel Gutierrez
Fucking photoshops man
Samuel Wilson
>implying i honestly dont even know where to watch her shit other than google
Bentley Scott
FUCKKKKKKK this edgy KIKE makes cock rock HARD
David Gutierrez
...
Jordan Gonzalez
Except literally everyone who's not from Sup Forums.
Brody Hill
reported for illegal content.
i might have cateracts at an earlier age because of that picture.
Xavier Allen
What is it with liberals and retarded hyperbole?
>an ultrasound is the same as implanting a gopro in your body >building the wall is the same as gassing the jews
Is it a symptom of being stupid as fuck or do they know better and they're just dishonest?
Angel Gutierrez
Holy shit, a rare Honduran flag, only seen it 4 times in 3 years
Ian Clark
>filename
Grayson Allen
Lmfao underrated
Joseph Harris
"Liberals" are a minority in America, most of the country is moderates and Conservatives. Huffpo is a joke everywhere.
Lincoln Anderson
>"Liberals" are a minority in America
Charles Myers
>Liberals Stop this meme. Try your average Facebook user.
Grayson Russell
>Jew rat body. No thanks.
Connor Sanchez
Why are her shoulders so wide?
Joseph Fisher
Was this at the shoreline amphitheater?
Joseph King
MFW WATCHING THE X-FILES RIGHT NOW
Caleb Bell
So that's why Jews have big noses... they're smelling our jizz.
Blake Collins
...
Kayden Reed
Most of those people are actually fairly apolitical and just parrot inane facebook memes to signal to their friends and nothing more. In that sense, they're the most useful of idiots, but you really can't say that they have any sort of political conviction when they aren't even capable of explaining why they claim to believe what they do.
They don't even deserve to be called liberals because they don't even think about their supposed beliefs deeply enough to qualify as anything other than a product of a successful propaganda campaign.
Henry Carter
This unintentionally illustrates how totalitarian over-legislation, making everything a law and hateful invasive attacks on dignity are irresistable to Jews.
Nathan James
Tyrannosaurus Rekt
Wyatt Howard
So if I run up and jack off on her face, she can't wipe it because that would be interfering with a dead body.
Jacob Bailey
>Sarah Silverman she's lucky Chelsea "Oven Bait" Handler is out there, otherwise Silverman would be the BOTTOM of the talent list.