Ask a small dicked guy anything

Ask a small dicked guy anything

how the hell you jack that shit?

Have you ever thought of going gay because you cant fuck anything with that.

>implication that he cant get laid is strong in this one

Do you piss on your balls?

Can u compete?

did you even go through puberty

I'll suck that ;)

that's truly fuckin stupid question, are you blind or just want to feel good about your nonpussy-filling, medium sized dick?

u can be getting laid and still jack off

this

and yet no question "how you're getting laid" occured.

Have you thought about becoming a sissy? Do you make a cute girl?

I have one too... it goes great with panties and a buttplug

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

With my hand?

>>hand
Kek, not the whole thing though

Because i make good money, have fun toys, and get pussy (somehow). When all of that stops im skydiving sans parachute.

What do you do when get pussy? Clearly you can't fuck it

Dont ask me how, but i do manage to pull pussy maybe confidence? Not sure, but i do get laid.

How have you resisted the urge to kill yourself all these years??

I fuck it....you do realize im flaccid in that pic

Post hard with time stamp please

Sureee

Refer to my earlier post about making good money, having fun things, and getting laid (somehow)

Fatty with a clitty reporting in.

Not fully hard but mostly, sorry no stamp

buahaha even asians feel big next to you

>confidence
>not sure how i do it

pick one

mouthwhore here. small cocks make me feel successful because i can get their whole cock in my mouth. best feeling ever.

i'm sorry small penises are terribly underappreciated.

And hard

Awww thanks!

Why is it always chubby guys that have small dicks? I like the body type, but i also like big dicks. Pic is close to ideal.

Really depends how fat you're talking, obvious answer is chub covering penis. Aka not actually a smaller cock, just appears to be.

You and your dick are different races

I'm a fatass and have a decent 6&1/2' dick. Don't put us all in the same bag, it's stupid.

How do guys with that kind of penises masturbate? Do you, like, rub it like a clit?

3.5 inches here, I just can't use my whole hand just use a few fingers.

"small dicks are found on tubbies" != "tubbies have small dicks"

Do you have a small dick?
Are you a guy?

I'm a sissy

You think you have it bad? I have one testicle. You know how awkward it is when a girl agrees to give the succ and then leaves immidiately when she see the sac

What are you, fucking Hitler?

I think i was about a half inch bigger before gaining a bunch of weight.

...

No just a one nut disgrace

Are you sure you aren't a girl looks more lika large clit than a dick

Fat contains an enzyme called aromatase, which converts testosterone into fat. Other than that, fat can also be contained around the penis, making it appear smaller.

>i have confidence (maybe)
lol

trips don't lie

Does it get any bigger? And how long?