Dick pill discussion,
I know there is nothing that works like cialis or Viagra but I'm looking for things that will boost the size of my loads and how hard my dick gets. I honestly can gain a inch just being harder than normal and my fiancee wants it like that more often.
Anything supplements or rituals you guys to that help?
I'm not a chronic masturbator before someone says it's that.
Looking for same thing, OP. Must bump until we get response.
Someone tell me how to get chemical diamonds all day everyday pls
If you masturbate frequently you Will hey hot for more time
>rituals
i summon a succubus to suck my penis into the realm of diamondus maxima then have her join me in fucking my girlfriend in a spicy threeway every other night
For big loads take Arginine, Zinc, and Lecithin (try not to get the soy one).
To get ultra hard dick, use a Bathmate for some time, you will see results.
how soft is your dick that you would gain an inch by just being harder than usual?
I'm a real grower and it's probably more like half an inch but still noticeable in length and girth.
Fags. I'm here to tell you that when you start needing the Viagree, it's mostly because you got the arteriosclerosis going on. That means your arteries are getting plaque built up inside of them - not just the ones in your heart (which will eventually need replacing), but also the ones in your neck, abdomen, and groin.
The ones in your groin supply the penis with blood, and nitrous oxide is what causes the veins that drain the penis to close off, causing it to fill with blood. That is what Viagree gives you more of, which is why it works so great.
But I digress... The arteries in your groin also supply the Prostate, which is where you build up Semen. You can enhance the size of your load a bit, but generally when the arteries start getting clogged, you will eventually notice the volume of ejaculate go down. In fact, the decrease in ejaculate volume is actually a very good biomarker for possible heart disease that doctors are just beginning to understand.
So, if you're a middle-aged fag, and you notice you don't shoot as much as you used to, better get your ticker checked.
MedFag here, so I know what I speak of.
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I don't really have an issue getting hard. But there's different levels of boners/getting hard for me. Every now and then I get boners that what seems to be my dick getting the optimal level of blood sent to it and my hard on is an half of an inch bigger (6 inches to 6.5).
what if you just dont shoot that much cause your blowing 2-3 loads a day to keep the docfag away?
Find things that excite you more to get harder, Try new things in bed.
Duh
Those and selenium and drink lots of water no sugar for a few days maybe some fresh fruit as well
Blowing loads is highly recommended, since it keeps you happy and your balls productive (the old "use it or lose it" rule), but age, diet and exercise, with a good dose of genetics tossed in will affect your loads more than anything.
You can do kegels all day long, and take Viagra, but if you don't have the blood flow to your prostate, you're just not going to have volume.
On a metaphysical level - this just shows how cruel god really is. Once you finally get to a point in your life where you have enough money and power to get all the pussy you want, you suddenly are stuck with a dick that doesn't cooperate half the time, and when it does, it just dribbles out jizz.
This shit right here...
Thank me later...
Been with the same woman for close to a decade. I've tried pretty much everything besides scat or anything that would normally be deemed dirty.
was fuckin wifey on shrooms once
on and off sex cause tripping for hours but not frustrating at all just one second laughing at joke, the next fucking her throat, great times.
anyways dick was amazing during that time, biggest i've ever seen it, not just length but girth too.
must be in right mindset however
if not doing for massive dong, do it for the exciting fun time with the fiancee, just dedicate a night to comedic animated shows or movies you two like, go into it without any expectations for amazing sex and just have fun, if both having a good trip bound to get horny, just touch eachother and enjoy the body highs, and don't stare at the face for two long when close in
watch your SO get railed by another dude.
fucking kek'd
screencap'd for future generations
Lol this is actually what I'm doing right now, cost me like 100 bucks in fucking vitamins. I have noticed a huge difference in how frequent in horny, and more focused but I think that's soley maca root. Nothing has increased my load size and I drank a fuck ton of water for a week just to try.
Fat soluble vitamins A D E and K, as well as maca, lecithin and zinc (perhaps some others as well.
People often neglect their testicles and focus only on the penis. If you take both your balls and grip them at the base so they are squeezed together somewhat like a balloon you can massage them in a circular motion to increase blood flow. This is more for general health and testosterone production, I'm not so sure about ejaculate volume.
For others reading this, of you want to gain some girth and length look into penis exercises (jelqing is excellent when done right). PEgym.com is a great place to start. Diet and exercise play a huge roll in genital health as well as general health.
Can confirm. Arginine not so much for loads but for a more quality erection.
I'm good in that buddy not for me or her.
Has anyone tried Bathmate?
>For big loads take Arginine, Zinc, and Lecithin
I tried this and it worked, so +1
For harder dick, WATCH LESS PORN.
Or what right before the act.
Drink more water, be less sedentary.
Se/x/ bls go >>>>
> L-Arginine (for stimulation)
> Soy Litchen (for fluid volume)
> Selenium (more volume)
> Zinc (testosterone increase)
> lots of water
Inside a week your cock will have a hair trigger with shotgun size jizz rounds.
As far as I know zinc is more for healthy sperm rather than ejaculate volume. Doesn't hurt to take it though I suppose as it promotes healthier testicles.
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thanks user
i knew this place looked a lil less spoopy than usual
while i'm here
>be me
>innawoods
>camping with gf just smokin and lookin at the natures
>highasfugg.bng
>getting horny so me and the gf get in the tent and start getting metaphysical
>hear some branches snapping outside
>both of us look like deer in headlights for a second until we hear nothing but the crickets and birds again
>going back at it, she unzips my pants
>half erect elephant trunk staring at her
>another branch snaps, rock hits the side of tent
>nope.scaredturtlepenis
>unzip the tent, half naked and holding a magic rabbit like a club to beat down whoever is fucking with us
>witch standing right outside the door of the tent, almost shit on my gf
>witch looks at my penis and says she overheard my frustration and would like to offer something that might help
>now I am about ready to tell this gypsy to fuck off with her trinkets when the gf says she would love to see what she has
>next thing i know i've got a dowsing rod shoved up my ass and beet juice on my benis while some old hag is chanting about hairy goat penis
>I am made of diamonds
Drink less alcohol as well.
Eff why eye:
If you're looking for dick pills and aren't a degenerate, no-insurance-having loser, see a doc and ask for generic sildenafil. Same active ingredient as Vitamin V, but about $1.50 per pill at Costco.
Source: am pharm tech at Costco. Google it yourself.
Probably takes more than a week.
Recipe for success:
>be me
>be old
>knowing I'm going to get laid by gf when I see her (we don't live together)
>3 days before = nofap
>day of, 1/4 Viagra at noon
>1/4 Viagra at 3 PM
>1/4 Viagra with Dinner and wine
>fuck like a monkey with perma-boner
>before sleep, pop last 1/4 Viagra
>wake up with perma-boner, fuck one more time, send gf home with smile.
Old fuckers got to use whatever tricks they can.
I actually got blue vision from viagra for the first time this weekend
It helps a lot if you're not circumcised like a faggot nigger.
Also old, 47. Married a loooooong time.
We usually fuck on Sunday. It's a thing. It's good.
Take cialis Sunday AM, so weird effects are over by the time lunch hits.
Kids go to bed, we fuck. Boners last longer than when I was 18. God bless whoever invented this shit.
How many MG maca root and what color?
I found a 950mg pill on amazon for a good price that mixes all 3 colors. would that be enough for a once daily you think?
Rock on, funky Sup Forumsro. Started having boner-issues when I was about your age. Felt like failure, wife was not much help "what's wrong with it??" was the usual response.
Didn't want to try boner meds - admission of failure and all that. Finally, decided to try.
Faaaaawwwk! Was all I could say. Wife had new complaint - I wanted to use my new boners like I was 17 again. Eventually got divorced, now use them on gf. Life is good.
I concur, the dude who invented boner meds has saved more old men from suicide than Xanax. kek.
Should i stay away from nofap then? I like the confidence boost
Awwww yiss. Love me some mufukkin greensext
I like the nofap, personally, because it just makes me more horny and aggressive when I do get with the gf. I also do nofap + porn watching the day before. Try variety porn to determine new move I want to use on gf. Adds to the excitement/anticipation.
I take anywhere between 3-5 grams a day split up over two or three doses, like 2 for am two for noon 1 for pm made an immediate effect and it's been a week with no drop in effectivness.
Started having issues by 35 but mostly because of too much porn + anxiety with new women.
These pills saved my one-night stands
good way to get a priaprism
Doesn't happen, bro. Makes the red-face and other side effects gone by the time the banging starts, plus gives mega-boner like I'm a kid again - so hard, even a cat can't scratch it.
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Not a Medfag but am a licensed personal trainer and dietician. To increase your loads, take l-arginine and creatine monohydrate along with at least a gallon of water a day. Watch your sodium intake, and wear boxers.
To increase your dick hardness, you have to get your heart pumping more with aerobic exercise, so run at least 30 minutes per day. Also, basic push ups and sit ups work to get the keep the blood flowing after your run. No need to go get crazy in the gym, you can do all of this at home.
To get your semen tasting good for your girl, eat lots of fruit and starchy vegetables. Stay away from bitter vegetables like broccoli or asparagus.
It's that simple user
Same story here Sup Forumsrother. Got old, wife got fat, stopped fucking. I didn't really give a shit that my dick wasn't as hard as it used to be.
Met hot as MILF at a Cubs game. One thing lead to another and ended up back at her hotel. Couldn't get it up... fuck. I ate her out all night though. My excuse was that I felt bad cheating on my wife.
Go to doc, tell him story. He drops some Cialis samples in my hand. Call MILF from game, go to her house out in the burbs while her husband is gone, and FUUUUUCKING YAH!
Laid pipe to her vag all day long. Blasted off in her puss, in her mouth, on her tits, like four fucking times. It was life changing.
Dumped old hag wife 2 weeks later. Kids are off at college so they don't give a fuck.
not true at all, arteriosclerosis would be the cause of like 1% of ED
It's not often I read something on Sup Forums that gives me hope for the future, but you, sir, have made me a lot more comfortable with the thought of getting old.
If you play your cards right, getting old can be like a second 20's. Get some dick pills, dump the oldie you've been chained to for 20 years, buy a bike (or some such fun toy the bitch wouldn't let you have while you were enslaved) and have fun!