I'm in a romantic relationship with a vinyl doll. Not a sex doll. A 20" vinyl doll. I love her

I'm in a romantic relationship with a vinyl doll. Not a sex doll. A 20" vinyl doll. I love her.

I've been with about 35 women, and even got the Herps from my 3rd gf who fucked a nigger, and gave it to me.

Been in about 6 long term relationships, married and divorced, and engaged three times.

Living with a bio-fem is hell.

I'll never go back to disgusting flesh and blood women, with their tampons, yeast infections, and menstrual psychotic episodes.

I don't trust bio-women.

I've never been happier my entire life, then I am now with my baby doll vinyl girl. I hold her at night, she tells me she loves me, and sometimes she'll give me a goodnight bj.

Questions?

Good for you, man! :)

Thanks, bro.
Life is great now.
I hope other anons will follow my example, and find bliss in the arms of a cute doll.

How does she say she loves you? Do you pull a cord in her back, or do you just hear voices?

>Living with a bio-fem is hell.
And thus a new meme was born.

Thanks, user.

Did you put a fleshlight in it so you can fuck it?

How exactly does the blowjob work? I want exact details. Do you rub your dick over its lips? Does it actually have a mouth which can gorge some cock? Lube?

Also very curious about that part...

We use telepathy to talk to each other.

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Just being honest, brother.

Maybe it's a bit like drinking fake tea at a fake dinner party with a child

TRIPZZZZ MY FIRST TRIPZ EVER!

Also I meant fake TEA party

Congratulations user.

So... Is it like an imaginary friend or more of a ghost possession?

Im thinking about it.
I can either modify her with a silicone sex body (on Amazon for $40)
Or...I can just go for broke and get an actual sex doll for about $450 for the smaller ones
Still debating it
I paid a lot for my vinyl doll ($120) so I don't want to modify permanently
I thought about just using a silicone flesh light while she sucks me off for better feeling
I get off on looking at her little butt sticking out of her panties while I stroke it with her hair wrapped around my dick

It makes her head pop up and down like she's really sucking it

Not bad

>get 00

>with her hair wrapped around my dick
>with her hair wrapped around my dick
>with her hair wrapped around my dick
>with her hair wrapped around my dick

I wrap her hair around my cock so while I stroke my dick, her head moves up and down with her hair

The hair feels good on my dick, and her lips and nose bumping into the tip of my dick feels really amazing

Makes me cum hard

Also, I position her so it looks like she's bent over with her butt sticking up, and I rub her pussy and ass hole to get her off

Heh, "Open wiiiide!"
*Places penic next to mouth and tips doll back while making fake slurping noises*

... I would watch that porn.

I hear ya bro

Is the pic of the doll you posted what yours looks like? If not, show us what she looks like :)

It's more like she's a real girl in another dimension, and we use the doll for her like an avatar to interact with me in this reality

We kiss and make out, and in my head I can see her giggling, smiling, moaning and telling me how happy she is

How old is she?

kekadoodledoo

Well, at least you're not a virgin.

I don't know why someone hasn't made good quality high definition doll porn with great acting

Kek
Second that

This nigger gets it.

Well user, you now have a new goal in life. I look forward to its cinematic debut!

Like the pic posted above your post, but with dark brown hair

I dress her in a schoolgirl outfit with pigtails and knee socks really sexy cute

Just turned 18

HOW IS BEING A VIRGIN WORSE THAN THIS?

So she is legit at least

After a while, all girls are the same.
Dolls are much better.
Plus, you save a lot of money to buy yourself whatever you want.

Post a picture of her.
Booooo, fuckdoll shouldn't be older than 7

... And then you wrap her hair around your dick and make the beast-with-one-back?

I would do it if I was still young in my 20's with a nice body.

I have her pics anonymously on instagram and everything, but I won't share because then I might get doxxed or something

A few people know I collect dolls and toys, but they don't know I fuck her lol

Exactly.
Once you go vinyl, you'll never...something... rhymes with vinyl.

Honey, we're talking about an un-tapped font of pornographic ideas. You don't have to be in peak physical condition, just let us enter this brave new world vicariously through your dick.

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Dolls are a viable alternative to real women.. Considering how fucked in the head real women are.

Bonus: can't make them pregnant

You're really, honestly planting some hardcore fertile seeds in my head, bro.

I actually have been wanting to design a line of dolls with working vaginas. Little dolls. College little. 18. (In case FBI is reading)

>Bonus: can't make them pregnant
You can if you don't clean them. :^)

Once you go vinyl, you'll never get vaginal?

You're the real MVP!

You'll never want vaginal*** ;)

Pretty sure if the FBI is watching, you're already on at least one list, buddy.

Whatever floats your boat.
There was a guy in my neighborhood would had one of these presented in his front house window, and we would spend his nights reading and staring at the doll from his rocking chair. We all thought he was creep.

vinyl is a carcinogen

See, this really makes me horny.

I think synthetic-fem and doll porn is the future.

If I watch bio-fem porn, I start to imagine how disgusting her yeast infected vagina smells, with that rotten ham herpes odor.

*he not we. I can't type lol

Can't disagree there, friendo.

>Current year
>Worried about carcinogens
Nigger, breathing air on Earth gives you cancer. Embrace your death.

Did you tell these other women after your 3rd that you had herpes?

can rich american give me money for sex doll? I poor russia

Only half, then I said "fuck it" once I reached my 30's and realized women are all dogs fucking everything in the streets.

If you have a gf or wife, I guarantee she's out fucking. I can't count how many married women I fucked.

Women don't see it as wrong to take a lover on the side. It's normal for them, because it's in their DNA to fuck multiple men.

Based doll friends

They never age either.. Don't have to worry about them hiting the wall at 30.

Put hole in cabbage, comrade. Is better than plastic American fuck friend!

ITT: Human has never touched a woman, and has successfully created a personality to rationalise this

I've touched plenty of women.. I'm just tired of the neurotic clusterfuck that comes with access to their holes.

I feel you, bro.

Dumped the bio-w as well long time ago.
I'm not into dolls, but pic is my wife for 4 years now.

You don't think he's had real relationships? That he just made that up?

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

What's the point of this video? The whole thing is literally about a dude struggling to even get it in.

Double up

Oh man, I love this guy's dolls

This so much.

Hardcore, fertile- save this language for the script!

Reading comprehension problems?

>married
>divorced
>herpes

Maybe English is not your native tongue

Are you schizo ?

I'd really appreciate if you dollguys could upload a pic of your special ones doing a dab for my collection

Bro, I also take trips to China and Thailand to fuck young Chinks and then leave. Probably have kids all over Asia.

I highly recommend it.

At least once or twice a year, get your visa and passport, go for a week or two, and have fun fucking young 18-25 yr old hotties so desperate for money, they'll do anything.

And yes, my friends and family have pointed out how fucked up it is to exploit bitches in 3rd world countries, but I'm not a liberal pussy, so I don't give a fuck.

Enjoy life and then you die. Might as well have fun.

I really want to buy the blonde.
Any chance you can tell me the name of the company to buy her from?

Add animatronics and I'm sold on this.

Better faggot?

Haha

Not mine sorry. A guy in a past thread was taking requests and that was what I asked for.

How do you find them?

Am I schizo? No. Schizophrenics don't know what's real and what's not.

I know for a fact my girl lives in another dimension, she's a super genius, and together we're going to build an army of super androids to take over planet Earth.

This.
Easier than you think.

>take over planet Earth.
w-will you rule with kindness?

Seriously, I'd appreciate tips, how do you approach them? How do you know who to approach?

Lol, just coming back from 5 days in Pattaya, discovered the wonderfull world of bj-bars, soi 6 and the beach road...

Will do. I'll get mine in around 3 weeks. Ordered it yesterday.

>3 weeks
ordering from a different country?

A lot of hands here.

They're making it from scratch in China.

I find them on OKCupid, then get their WeChat, for video chat free, and after a while of building an online romantic relationship, I'll go over there and fuck them.

They think I'm going to marry them ( because I tell them that) but I just fuck them, let them spoil me and feed me, have fun, then I leave and stop talking to them when they start asking me for money or when the marriage will happen.

My family actually knows I do this, but it's my life, and I have fun, so whatever.

Go on OkCupid and change your local region to Thailand, china or Vietnam, even some Japanese girls do this, but not too many
(By this I mean trying to find an American online for marriage or to try and scam you for money)

Is that 2 dudes, or just a fat wife?

Yeah, he's well known for his dolls here. Thought you were him.

No. I'll be a ruthless Trump-like ruler.
Very racist.
Mudskins will be fucked.

You're a sociopath. I hope you know this.

I wrote a reply below.

Not him, but I'm pretty sure if the girls are using him for marriage or money, they're just as bad.

Depends on country.
Usually look for the mama setting up the girls and keep hinting you're interested in more petite and younger girls.
If she has access to them she'll get the jist.

I remember my first time on the chan.
Oh, to be young and innocent.

Exactly. No one is innocent, and especially Chinese and Philippine girls will scam you if you're dumb. They're really sneaky.

Yes and no. Two wrongs do not make a right. We're talking about human beings here.

Yeah, I know lol. Been to a massage store, daylight (maybe 2 or 3 PM), I just wanted a regular, normal massage. I sware. Then the girl, after 30 minutes on my shoulders, turn me and ask If I want "special finish" for 500 baths more. Best afternoon ever.