walk into your bedroom

> walk into your bedroom
> see this
wat do?

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>Turn 360 degrees, walk away

but, but, but...

Escort him out as I was about to go to bed

tonguefuck her cute butthole

stomp him in the nuts

not gonna lie thats a nice pair of balls. id suck him off

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Would fuck the femboy than kick the slut out.

Bat.... meet balls.....

Ask HIM to leave and recommend psychiatric help.

would put my dick into the inside of the ass

I would get my portable air compressor and blow that faggot up right through his ass

>ur mom.jpg

1. Put on condom.

2. Apply Lube.

3. Pound that ass like there's no tomorrow.

If it has a hole, fuck it. There is no gay.

If there is no hole, make one

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>Put on condom.
Why?

i get it
you walk away but cant stop looking, right?

Hit him in the Back of the head with my .243 for trespassing.

Faggot get off my bed and get on my dick

Ya why would you even be wearing a rubber?

Oh thank god, I've been searching for a place to store my [Enter random object]

360 degrees still makes you walk towards it, retard

Any hole is a goal!

Pump that ass full of cum of course.

no he just turns full circle and walks away while still looking at it

Let it eat of the dick that it so greatly desires, then take a nap

Checked.

You are fucking dumb tho.

[psychological problems]

No, His head does a full 360 while he walks to the right.

Hiya, newfriend.

Not an object, but good try

Turn 360 degrees and walk backwards

STD's risk

>Fuck it hard
>Cuddle and fall asleep with
>Make a healthy and tasty breakfast for me and new friend

Ah good point

Why am I turned on by this?

This

Lick his ass fuck him and suck him

Kick it in the taint.

Put a blanket over "her" ass. "She" will catch a cold.

Hello new friend

Dont know, Might be bi or at least having appreciation for the female and male form

Fuck you Spiderman i hate Spiderman now because of you

wow

The dude has a woman's ass and long hair. The hole looks fuckable. I'm not gay though. Shit grosses me out, but there's something about convincible traps...

The One True Masculine answer is to fuck that hole, dump a fat load in it, then tell it to fuck off. All other answers are beta/faggot tier.

I'd put a sharpie in his pooper immediately.

Yep im not gay either, I dont find masculinity attractive, How ever I would have no qualms about feminine passable traps, Its simply prof that if you aplie the female form to anything beauty and raw sexual desire can be found

bang it out until i cum in her

call the cops
buy new bedding
SCRUB EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE WITH DISINFECTANT
cry in the shower

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Ram it as hard as I can with no lube, finish inside, put a collar and leash on it and lead it to its cage because it's my property now, have it castrated and put on low doses of hormones to keep it attractive longer, put it in chastity because it's not going to be using that anymore, make it eat out of a food bowl on the floor during meals and sleep in its cage at night, then one day when too much time has passed and it isn't cute anymore, take it out back and put it down.

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>castrated
>chastity
pick one

Show them mine

it'd still have a penis dummy

If there is a nice set of tits involved, why not, what the hell!

but no way to retain the chastity device

turn 360 and cum in it

you just can't think creatively, I have no doubt I could find a way to attach some soft comfy strips of fabric or leather to it and just have it wear it like a jock strap so its backside would hold the cage in place

Call the police then shoot it.

oh, now your an entrepreneur too... gay

you idiot if you turn 360 degrees you still facing the same direction

>turn 360 degrees and fuck it

I'd fuck the fuck out of it...dump my fucking load...then go into a post-cum coma and if he-she's still there in the morning...we repeat until my balls are dry and dick is limp and his mancunt is sore.

tell him to get some panties on and come suck my cock

Nice dubs my guy

Sauce?

sauc

Being this new

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You must be new here

Welcome newfag, welcome to Sup Forums. Please at least wait one year before you post as there is a lot to learn.

Daabs

Shell him

Set the entire house on fire, it's already been contaminated

Took me awhile but I found it. This is the subs channel and like 24 vids or so of him and his friend. pornhub.com/users/broccolibutts/videos/public

>Do a 180 and walk backwards

Hollow points are effective against unarmored targets

Yer a fookin SAINT M8
A SAINT

>her

depends, do I have a bowl of cereal?

Rusty Trombone.