My girlfriend wants me to throw out my body pillow case because it is "stupid and gross" and it apparantly makes her not wanna have sex with me. The thing is though, she knew from the beginning that I was an avid Rick and Morty fan and because of my devotion to the show, I cannot get laid. I spent good money on this custom pillow case and I am at a loss for what to do. Should I just leave her?
My girlfriend wants me to throw out my body pillow case because it is "stupid and gross" and it apparantly makes her...
Leave her she is clearly not intelligent enough to understand the humor of the show
save yourself a tiny bit of dignity and leave her before she comes to her senses and leaves you.
Post the meme post the meme post the memeeeeeeee
fucker her, its fucking hilarious.
Now if it was rick with his cock out that would be strange.
Why would you even want to be with a cunt who has no sense of humor? You are just setting your own self up for disappointment that way.
Unless shes fucking 10/10 keep the pillow, you like it, you paid for it, it makes you happy.
Just think of all the ridiculous shit our gf's buy and then tell us our shit is stupid.
Put her in the pillow.
This might not be a popular opinion but I would sell the fucking body pillow.
I prefer a woman to a body pillow of a cartoon character.
Someone's butt hurt..
You two will likely break up within the year and you will be left thinking "fuck, I should have never threw that away..."
If she doesn't like your stuff, she doesn't have to look at it. Put it in the closet and call it good. If she doesn't understand the humor in having that thing then she likely doesn't get your humor either. You two are doomed to failure so you can find someone more compatible
It's up to you. If you can't explain a good joke when it's staring you in the face, that's on you.
OP said ..cuz of my devotion to the show I cannot get laid.. OP that kinda mentality is gonna get u cucked someday..
Just out the pillowcase away until you realize she has no sense of humor. When y'all break up just bust it iut again and use it as a test for new girls. If they think it's funny keep going. If not move on. Don t devote your life to a show no matter how much you like it. Get laid have fun and just chill until y'all split. Which you will if she is that freaked over a novelty pillowcase.
he's kinda right tho, gf clearly has no sense of humor
Op break with your girlfriend, you deserve your pillow, leave her to us
Op here. She says it scares her and turns her off because "it is all I see when I'm trying to get turned on". I refuse to take it off the bed no matter what. She's even moved it onto the couch before going to bed.
We're having a strained relationship over a Rick Sanchez body pillow.. I think she's being ridiculous but I needed outside opinions
if it turns her off u shouldn't put it in her view during sex - if u can't accept it, then break up
It's just a pillow though - She can stop staring at it if it turns her off.
It's a two in one kinda deal. If she wants to be with me she has to accept the pillow
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idk if ur trolling but thats gay af
Yeah my gf is pretty gay
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