Is this a last resort? When do you know you've reached that point, Sup Forums?

Is this a last resort? When do you know you've reached that point, Sup Forums?

Convince me not to pull the trigger.

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fuck the doll and a give your poor hand a brake.

You know, if i knew i wouldn't be caught i might actually fuck that.

Who cares? pull the trigger niggr

when i can afford to live by myself i'm getting one

You are obviously too much of a little bitch to do it so stfu and quit begging for attention faggot. That or just fucking do it nobody gives a shit whatever you do

Agreed

>nobody gives a shit
>which is why I'm responding

Who cares about you. Where can I buy that doll?

Pull the trigger and kill yourself, because we all know you're the gwen fag that spends all day saving and reposting everyone's pictures.

Those seem like a pain to clean

Is the doll discord exclusive to doll owners? Can I join just to lurk?

This is the only resort, but only for a certain individual. He goes by the name Dollfag, but really he's just a fag. He saves pictures of peoples sex dolls and strokes his dick to them. Him biggest turn-on is a giant 8.5" penis.

You shouldn't have a comma before "because" in that sentence.

Not if you get an insert.

>buy it
>use it
>post results nigga

I think you need to go back to 4th grade english and pay attention.

Shit that was good user

And then fucking kill kill yourself.

There are many reasons for owning a doll. Depression and or desperation are a couple of the least common reasons.

Sorry, I'm in university.
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QUESTION FOR ANY BASED MARRIED ANONS WITH A REAL DOLL

for those couples that want to have a threeway with another chick but have resorted to the easy route of a real doll
how is it?
you and wife able to get into it together?
close enough to the real thing to fill that urge or craving for you and the wife to use another chick like a whore?

Carry the doll to the bathroom, set it in the tub and douche out whatever hole(s) you used. Not that difficult.

Of course you pick the one that looks like a little kid. You cunt.

buy a silicone pussy and ass first then see if you want to upgrade and get a human sized doll

I wish to get a smaller doll for convenience, but am afraid of getting arrested for cp or something.

Wat do?

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So much this.
Dolls look super cool but I dont want anyone else finding that shit. When I have my own house im gonna have a locked room designated for them.

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>waste more money before wasting a lot of money
great advice retard

Yeah little kid dolls ftw right? fucking psycho

.. Clearly the rec-room of a well adjusted individual.

buy one then post vids of you fucking it here

for whatever reason they make me super hot

needs moar of your cock in it user

Most places in the US they aren't illegal. I've heard they are illegal in Texas but have no confirmation or any idea how'd they know if you bought one from China
So just get what looks appealing to you. If you're all that paranoid get one with huge tits.

Seems moar sane than cumming on anime figurines

Not necessarily that straight-forward. Huge dolls are a hassle:

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Who needs women anymore? After all, women are just holes.

sexy

moar??

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You would hardly be the first guy to have a lock on the master bedroom's walk-in closet. Back in the day I had my own business installing Dish Network it's pretty common.

your cock looks soo hard

hnnng

I would trust him with my life

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?

I like watching guys fuck sextoys :x

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This

Last resort? Most of us have been waiting on these all our lives.

kids dont have DD tits I think.

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keep posting?? please

Quite methodical way of masturbating.

Y'all seem to like this image. I do too. My question is what's these ideal scenario for a room like this? To fuck dolls while shooting guns? to shoot all the women who the owner doesn't like? Alien invasion?

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no hands

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the problem with an expensive, life size fuck doll is that you pay for the goddamn thing and then throw it out if you start seeing someone. You don't want a girlfriend to ever know you were so desperate that you bought a life sized fuck doll and lived with it as your girlfriend.

You can't keep it, so you're forced to make a choice between a woman and a fuck doll. Buying that doll says that you've given up on women for the time being and prefer the company of a fuck doll.

You've got to be some kind of faggot if you're pulling that shit.

I love it!!!!!!

Do you have a thing for amputees?

>You don't want a girlfriend
Stop right there. Problem solved.

post-nuclear dystopia, basically wandering around and killing ghouls during the day and having a comfy dinner with your gf dolls while eating cram

anatomically these are bad. not only can't they go into good sex positions. they also are stiff as shit

Id ask you if it feels like the real thing. But im not sure if you know.

Meh, details.

you know the vids of girls being fucked while they lie on their belly?

this works because they can move their ass up while the rest remains flat.

these dolls have one joint for the spine. and it's placed way too high for that.

you can't fuck them while they lie on their belly. the hole(s) are simply too far/in an awkward place

there is then the way you can move the legs. while a human can have his feet in a straight line and with it the genital area pushed a bit forward. these dolls can't do that

the list goes on

>Is this a last resort?

Why? It's just a large sex toy.

pic is a small sex toy. around 100cm or one quarter soccer field goal height

dooo eeet

yeah that's why this one's only like a grand. you gotta pay for dem features brah.

>same as everything else.

And yet you can still fuck them.

An expensive doll is around $2500, they can go up to over $10,000 but most top out at $2500. I don't know how much to spend on dates, but I can easily spend $2500 in a couple of months. So if you're arguing that it's a waste of money to have a sex doll, how big a waste of money is it to have a girlfriend then break up?

no. the price only affects it's body size. there is just basic bone structure and all of them have the same shit

I'd give it up for that cock and balls instead of wasting thrusts on silicon.

I honestly would rather just fap. Sex with a lifeless doll would be boring. Even if it felt just like a real woman that's not the point.

Over the years I've had girlfriends who have been so drunk they pretty much passed out during sex several times. They were always some of the most boring and least satisfying fucks I have ever had. A lifeless girl who just lays there is not satisfying at all.

Honestly I would rather just fap to some porn than fuck a lifeless doll. Sex with a woman is only awesome if she is into you and actually energetic and affectionate during sex.

Can you fuck them when they're on their belly? This is important.

as an owner of a sex doll i can agree with that. but sex is not all so i prefer the doll.

for all i care after a fap i am free of these desires, a girl would be just a problem then

What if your gf owns a railroad?

Sure they have if you put some DDs on a Kiddolls Body...

Dont even take a shit if dont have to.
See futures in balls,
and live like a windrammer as you fuck!!!

I can understand cuddling with the doll and sleeping with it. But it would need to feel warm like a real person and breathe etc. I think that would be quite comforting for a lonely guy. Having some lifelike feeling female form to spoon and snuggle with as you sleep would be really nice.

I know sometimes after I was recently broken up with my GF and sad and lonely all I wanted was somebody to snuggle with. Spooning a girl is 10/10 comfy.

>feel warm
Electric blanket.

to get a doll warm you can get heating blankets. it takes like 2 hours to heat a doll up. but then it's at least body temperature.

it will cool down pretty fast though and for me it makes no difference if it's room temperature or way above

That's the reason I got one of these, they are made of fabric instead of tpe, so they feel warm-ish and won't damage as easily as tpe, or get sticky.
It has a removable tpe pussy/ass insert, feels a lot better than my hand.

is this a midget model? proportions seem out of whack

these are also nice because they can fit a variety of inserts

I love you

Married dude with a doll reporting in.

Wife isn't as in to it as I am, but they're real enough looking that she can get in to the moment.

Sure, it works for that.

To answer the other guy's question about cleaning - yes. Huge pain in the fucking balls. Most times I just fap because it's 10 mins of prepping the doll, 2 mins of sex, 15 mins of clean up.

Also, they're HEAVY. Mine weighs around 110 pounds. Of dead weight. Of lifeless human body.

Imagine a 5'6" human body that's been put under sedation. That's exactly what it's like to move them around or dress them.

Opt for the extra 75 bucks so that they can stand up on their own feet. WIthout it, they can only be seated or laying down or doggy.

Also, worth every damn penny. It's amazing what your mind does when fucking these dolls. I have to remind myself it's not a human being and start to feel "romantic" and want to kiss her, I mean, it.

Really. It messes with your monkey brain. I own an entire cabinet full of sex toys (married for almost a decade, with a super high sex drive. Im loyal to my wife, and in return, she lets me take my evil out on any toy, porn, VR I want - so long as its not another person), and the doll is by FAR the best feeling. Doesn't feel like a true pussy, but believe a guy who has tried every toy out there, none of them do.

It IS the closest thing to sex you can possibly get without an actual person.

When these things start walking and talking (Real Doll is already working on that), I'd say that 50% of all men will opt for a relationship with the doll/android.

Westworld is coming.

Pic related - my doll, the day I took her out of the box. Got her from real love sex dolls (dot com)

>Sup Forums
>not having a harem already

That seems like such an odd Ideal scenario. What would give someone that kind of bloodlust?

Nice outfit

mgtow in a nutshell

Yeah, stuff a pillow under their pelvis and you can even hit both holes no problem.

What would someone with such a hairy manly bod and a meaty dick need to fuck that thing for?

top kek

If my gf owned a railroad, I'd trade her straight up my railroad for Park Place. If she owned 3 railroads it might be a different story.

kek

If you got the money to wast on shit like that I'd have to. Say your a well to do sick fuck iland I encourage you to get help ... killing ones self is too much work

I think you owe everyone an apology after writing that nigh incomprehensible sentence.

Thank you. I go to Goodwills, Walmart, and Amazon to find what I want.

Amazon is wonderful for quality wigs, which really bring the doll to life. I get makeup at the dollar store, and jewelry from Walmart.

The doll is great for exploring fantasies that you dont have to explain to other people.

I just ordered her the Quiet from Metal Gear costume. No questions asked, no judgement, no giggling - she just becomes whatever fantasy you have in your head and you can live it out.

The day after Walmart ends its Halloween sales is a gold mine. You can get costumes for 5 bucks. I never knew I'd enjoy fucking cleopatra or a female Robin Hood, but, there ya go. Lots of fun.

I love my wife, truly, but this doll has been the greatest purchase ever.

I recommend one to any sexually frustrated man out there, ESPECIALLY those of us in loyal, committed relationships.

Pic related, my doll as I saw her upon opening the box.