About to have sex for the first time but girl thinks I'm not a virgin. Help

About to have sex for the first time but girl thinks I'm not a virgin. Help

Dump her, and find a dude to fuck. Bros never think or say dumb shit like that.

Use it. Roll with it. Chicks love being the first.
But this guy is right, too.

>Help
What's the big deal? Just get a bone, stick it in her, flop around till you pee.

Checked.
Fuck her furiously in the ear, and when you're about to orgasm, do an impression of Kenneth Williams and shout "oooohh matron" at the top of your voice. Bitches love that shit.

Okay this might come as a shock but virtually every human who is alive is a direct result of a man and a woman having sex. If you find that nugget of information unsettling because you haven't had your chance then theres no hope for you.

accept it, roll with it, deal with it. sex at first is weird and sometimes awful. It only gets good when you get comfortable, so make sure you give off an air of being comfortable and okay with your body, her/his body and don't lose your nerve. Be honest with your girl if you think that will make her or you a lot more comfortable, otherwise stop bitching and do the one act virtually every human on the planet was the end product of.

south park'd

You dun goofed, right? You led her to think you were experienced, amirite? OK, no shame in lying to increase your chances of getting laid. But you won't be able to share the intimacy of your first girl knowing she was your first. Fuck it, doesn't matter, I didn't either. I was so nervous I lost my erection, that doesn't usually happen, says me, it must be the beer. But she was a helpful lass, and everything went well. So, don't worry, don't tell, just enjoy yourself.

Who cares, fuck the bitch and leave.

just chill out, and if you blow your load too early (which you will on your first time) don't panic, just chill out with her, maybe give her the ol' 2 fingers and fuck her again in like 15 mins.

>fucking virgins

(a) If you ARE nervous, and think you might cum too soon:
have a bit of alcohol an hour or so beforehand.
It will relieve your anxiety, give you more confidence and delay your ejaculation;

(b) If you are NOT nervous, and think you might cum too soon:
..... masturbate a few tens of minutes to an hour or so beforehand, in accordance with your current "refractory period"
(Google "refractory period" if totally clueless).
It will ensure you are not so uncontrollably horny and eager as to ejaculate spontaneously as soon as your dick touches her pussy, but still allow you to acquire a functional erection before entry;

(c) If in any doubt about "where to put it", use a prolonged period of manual exploration / stimulation (i.e. eventually achieving full penetrative "fingering") and when she is literally begging for it (and you are adequately boned-up yourself), let her put it in herself whilst you casually run your fingers around her hair, earlobes, nipples etc., or casually use your smartphone to keep us updated / ask for further advice / do the Times Crossword Puzzle etc., to while away a bit more time until she eventually starts to respond to your incompetently inexperienced virginal fumbling;

>virgin detected

>Walk in
>Put on gucci mane

The rest will work itself out

Just do it like you would do it very often. Move fluent. Put her head down and then dig your penis in her left ear, like everybody does. Sex happens in the ear, not in the pussy, keep that in mind.

>virgin detected

for further advice, consult:

Get the desensitization condoms from trojan. They should be called extended pleasure or something like that. The work

> Quote: "... Sex happens in the ear, not in the pussy, ..." ;
further quote: "... keep that in mind. " :

..... assuming your dick is long enough to traverse the auditory canal and progress into the sentient cerebral cortex.

>literal virgin detected

CAN'T BE VIRGIN WITH TRIP 6s

> inveterate literal virgin detected

Just be yourself, Satan.

Oh, and make sure to start the proceedings with a firm handshake, yeah.

how old are you?


I hate to say it but if shes had more than a couple partners its gonna be REALLY obvious even just by the way you touch her pussy... nah mean?