Hello my dear / b / rothers

Hello my dear / b / rothers.
Today, my grandmother died.
The first thing that comes to my mind when I think about her, is that she was a giant troll, unlike usual grandmothers she was highly nihilistic, but above all, since the first time I saw her. But above all, she loved me immensely and we were always very close, in my childhood she was the one that took care of raising me while my mom went working and usually came back too tired for playing.

Then, when I heard the bad news, I went into a great shock, but already leaving that behind, I find another topic to discuss, what ritual we would do for mourning. She was already cremated (She always told me when I asked her what she preferred in funerals: "Fuck that, I do not give a shit. For me being thrown to the thrash bin, all that shit with burials is awful. I do not want my corpse rotting and being eaten from worms and those bugs, I hate them."

The dilemma here is: What next? I thought about snorting her ashes. I just want her to be always with me by my side. I sincerely what else to do. Help me out

>pic related pretty much her
>TL;DR I'm truly thinking snorting my dead grandma

youre fucking crazy. besides the fact that thats basically cannibalism because youre consuming human remains, its also very bad for your health. your grandma version of rick sanchez would tell you youre a fucking retard for doing that. just do anything else with it. dont snort it

Sorry to hear about your grandma. I would say just keep the ashes with you, nothing crazy.

>*back too tired from working*
>*I sincerely don't know what else to do*
Sorry, writing long texts it's a bitch

Sorry for your loss. You don't need to do anything. She'll always be with you. My grandad died 15 years ago and I still think of him often.

I say it's ok.
But don't snort all of her.
Keep a bit and do big Lebovski-like "spreading ceremony" for the lulz.

Very bad for your health? Why?

human ashes contain carcinogens (which cause cancer) such as formaldehyde, along with multiple other toxins. not only is snorting ashes a cancerous thing to do, but it can also help bring about cancer as well

which i must add this bit of information since its quasi related. my grandmother died of lung cancer back in 2006. it looked like a horrible painful way to die. she discovered she had terminal 4 back in 2004 so imagine how long she actually had it. cancer is probably the worst way to die because it takes forever and you know youre going to die in the end. dont do that to yourself bro. also if you smoke cigs please stop smoking

The fun thing I always remember about her is that she despised black people, niggers, jews, athletes, gym-people, mountaineers, vegetarians, homosexuals, crossdressers, post-op transexuals, mormones, jehovah witnesses,mulatos and her daughter.

What about one line?

funny story. i know a girl online who she and her family were originally from germany. she told me a few days ago that her grandma thought that they were JUST STARTING to integrate black children in normal public schools

user, we are all alive.
We all know we will die.

You have a terminal illness at this very moment: physical existence.

Have some fun m8.

Ha, this went from being a sweet story to you being fucked up in the head mate in no time flat. There are many old nihilistic ladies like her. It's the only mindset that makes you truly mindful I'd say. Diffirent path different life
I'd say mix her up with some milk and hope you'll be able to talk with her. If you really love her that much. Faggot.

It's normal to be eaten by worms. Just bring some use to the world. Cremated ashes are useless. Throw them on the wind.

OP here, this is very true and accurate

snort those ashes Sup Forumsro, granny would approve.
may she RIP in peace.

Urn on mantle

I refuse disposing of her like garbage, the catholic church refuses that activity and qualifies it just like that, disposing of garbage.

Although I consider myself a skeptic I know she wouldn't want that.

What did you expected you fucking idiot? This is Sup Forums, not a forum for self-help and positivism.

I slightly smirked, thanks user.