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Feel like getting drunk tonight edition

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Worst general desu.

hate pakis love pints

hate pakis hate pakis

skrillex

hmmmm might go to this princess nokia free concert next week

evening lads

Have another 500ml of gin.

Evens i drink it
Odds I sleep

simple as

anime

bbc.com/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-39972734

>Tony and Julie Wadsworth are also accused of indecently assaulting under-age boys between 1992 and 1996.
>Mrs Wadsworth, now 60, encouraged boys to engage in sex acts with her while her husband, 69, "acted as look out", Warwick Crown Court heard.

>literal Britcucks

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=kUs9YzY7t-8

>Ah yes you purchased these high-end manufacturing products from these highly developed industrialised nations
>This means you MUST accept millions upon millions of unskilled, violent third world men into your country or else you're a HYPOCRITE!

Thinking of applying to be a janny

me botton middle

she cancelled her Australian tour
knew multiple supports too

Any suggestions for beer? Just finished my last exam for the semester and fancy a cold one rn

don't like condemning myself to an hour of only water.

Beer? hate it
Kopparberg? love it

is this what labour is reduced to? advertising on recaptcha?

can you still graduate with 110 credits out of 120 in your final years lads?

>beer
>not cider

Rerolling

obviously not

Guess Japan needs to import millions of giuseppe or else they'll never get to enjoy pizza desu

what part of the country is responsible for this sign?

looks grim so it must be some southern shithole like manchester or birmingham

Kopparberg is good, I should have mentioned cider for suggestions too

most similar countries to the UK

1. Ireland
POWER GAP
2. new zealand
POWER GAP OF A SMALLER MAGNITUDE
3. australia
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150. netherlands and denmark maybe
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900000. america and cadanaa

do you have a low sugar diet or summat?
maybe its the regular appointments. i haven't been since late november 2012

do you eat everytime?

Ayy

>twenty's plenty
I can't decide if this is cute or passive-aggressive.

@75033759
ignorant fucking yank thinks he has the right to comment on our system
your opinion is not worth a thing in this general

...

Glasgow
t. Seen Limmy's Show

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

think the job interview (male receptionist) went well today
the British lasses seemed to like me

>twenty's plenty

shit rhyme

denmark is nothing like the UK lmao
miles ahead on everything simple as

on the charlie

That seems quite accurate to be honest.

don't understand what everytime is referring to here

Ah yes

The Runtway

The Tories are evil scumbags. If you disagree you're either brainless, heartless or both.

NOT A CORBYNITE just don't like them simple as!

Yes actually because whilst those four contribute to society, the thousands of unemployed middle easterners and their families contribute nothing, leech bennies and generally make the whole country look untidy.

Netherlands looks far similar to the UK than NZ/Aus

NZ/Aus look yankish

alri danelad on tour

Give us sum

soundcloud.com/heyamine/redmercedes-remix-feat-missy-elliott-aj-tracey

>go on holiday to canada, us, australia, japan, netherlands, norway, germany, switzerland and belgium
>realise how shit the uk is

lads we need to step our game up

the way people talk about new zealand especially south island then i think it may deserve a spot above the country that screams its not british

Alternatively, just move to Australia and fuck this shithole

Need a fight.
Someone step to me so I can send you back to Lumbridge

>get home from work
>2 girls that want to fuck won't stop texting and calling
>wish they'd just fuck off for one night and let me be

I remember when I had no girls and never thought I'd feel this way.

I just wanna have a couple beers and chill out

can you pass the class if you have a 60 but the passing mark is 70 over there too? fuck off

Leng

fat fucking shit kill yourself

fuck off we're full

>us
jfl

there's been maybe one good act in Sydney this year (Croatian Amor)

*chops you a line*

Are your diamond shoes too tight?

THISTLY CROSS

best cider the UK's ever produced.

Get the whisky cask flavor.

if one of your exam marks goes below 40% some universities allow you to pass it through grade compensation (which means 'sure, we'll just pretend you got 40 on that one, no questions asked'). check the student agreement if youre worried.

nah, my skin burns too easily and I don't want to spend lots of money on suncream

Make it a slug.

Holy shit I'm gonna binge on Tuesday.

when did you become good looking

So free tuition is around the corner and i want to find out what the most useless university degrees are.

Anyone have any good sources which include unemployment after the course and % of people that are actually employed in their field of study?

its not about food i just am addicted to peppo max

unistats lad

good lad

only got a g for the evening. good bit - front teeth are numb

Hello billionaire

buy Xiaomi

STEM maybe?

my stance has not changed

Enjoy m8. You alone? Lonely coke binges are best.

hmmm should i go to that einstürzende neubauten gig next week
problem with festivals is that theres too much good stuff on a too short amount of time

>tfw NEET and dragging the stats down for my course

theguardian.com/business/2017/may/19/chelsea-flower-show-brexit-sponsorship

not sure I can be bothered to go this year lads

E400 is THE best non-coach bus in the world. Built by a bunch of top lads too, I've heard

Thanks!

almost broke and it's only the 20th

no fun this weekend

Guy who came home and found his girlfriend in bed with a Paki detected.

ever tried coke zero?

reminder this happened

>/brit/ bullies

germans dont have fun

look yankish, but culturally they are just weird bizarro brits

vegemite and marmite
weetbix and weetabix
and so on

prefer this

fake news

yeah probably just gonna wank myself silly all night

not a german sweetie x

>Labour lose the election but manage to retain over 200 seats
>Tories are publicly pleased but privately disappointed that they didn't win an overwhelming majority
>Corbyn remains Labour leader for some time afterwards but eventually resigns. John McDonnell stands in the resultant leadership contest and wins
>Brexit negotiations go exceedingly poorly and it looks increasingly likely that Britain will get a poor deal
>Theresa May goes along with it because she is a poor negotiator
>Her party implodes into civil way from the inside as Brexiteers and Remainers do battle and nobody quite knows where the PM's loyalties lie
>meanwhile the NHS is in crisis, Tory policies such as on cutting free school meals and instituting a dementia tax are getting a bad press and the image of them as the nasty party returns
>public begin turning on the Tories
>meanwhile McDonnell continues the policies of the Corbyn era but presents them with more charisma and is better able to control his parliamentary party than Corbyn was
>the Labour party win a landslide at the next general election

screenshot this

>Handlebars on the outside so the million or so Paki immigrants can cling to the roof of the bus

Ah London.

that's an E400 mate, absolute stunner

turns out you only need 100 or 120 in final year
stupid yank


good
probs failed 1 of mine desu

off to japan for 1 (one) week this summer

is that long enough? should I just bite the bullet and stay for another week? it's gonna be pretty expensive but this is gonna be the last summer I get off in about 4 years before I start my phd

obviously cgi lol

never seen that kind of coloured speed sign but i live in the south and in a council estate and everything pretty much looks like that scenery lmao

also bham and manny aren't south you gorm

I'm good looking but Its DEFINITELY more about confidence.

I've had people telling me I'm good looking all my life but always had really shit self-esteem until a couple years ago. Dunno what happened but I just became extremely confident and I can tell you that no matter how good looking you are if you don't put yourself out there and speak to girls they WILL NOT come to you unless you're on a night out and you're pissed. I've fucked 19 girls in the past 2 years and back when I was shy and reserved I never got any. I had one fuck when I was like 18 and went for years without anything.

Absolute classic