Ask God anything

Ask God anything.

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All problems have solutions; All solutions are in process,
Earth Wide; Needs must and workarounds,
Think think the best thing in the world,
Make knowledge out of it; infer,
Be happy with what you have; be sated,
Don't worry; Worry on food
Just do it; Breathe and breathe deep
Take steps; Plan the short term
Be happy; smile and try a laugh,
eat rice; plain steamed or fried rice,
Nobody ever really dies, do you believe that?
Though people do really live...
Rely on the facts; thoughts,
Solely on the truth; memories,
Hate is foolish; anger is a form of,
Love is wise; Politeness is a form,
Do your job; Your life's purpose,
AND; multitask,
Allow others to do theirs; judge slowly and accept quickly,
NEVER EVER USE THE LAST OF ANYTHING,
Cleanliness and a pencil and paper,
Fear is a lie,
Don't choose fear,
Love comes from the heart,
Love is value and strength,
Only the dead hear true jokes,
Only the living shine and glow bright,
Murder is wrong,
Pedophilia is wrong,
Accidents are natural,
We do not kill,
We do not exile,
All else is a breath of these 2 laws; breathe deep.

There are only two sins: thinking and doing the worst thing in the world.

There are only two virtues: Thinking and doing the best thing in the world.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

>Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
idk maybe there was a contract that we couldn't turn back 14 billion years ago.
Suffering is temporary
Joy is everlasting
>You feel it, too, don't you?
The souls of your dismembered parts are in the land of time. You can control them there. Your comrades are too and are welcome in my kingdom. Where they will eat better food and be treated with more respect by obedient servants at astronomical levels.

Why have you forsaken us

What are you talking about? I entered this Universe with everyone else and die and live alongside you all.

When is your son going to come back and set the world right?

He stays in dreamland helping where he can.

No larping no bullshit but why have you forsaken us? Why have you left us to die? Why do we live on this rock? Why did Trump win the election? Why are there still jews? Why is there no turning back after reading this? Why will your mother die in her sleep tonight for you larping as God?

will i get a gf :((

it is possible

im a nigger

how do we know you're not 1000 gods pretending to be one god? THink about it, ohiserghdoirhgosierg

is the answer memes?

42?

Why isnt my fucking xbox working?

>why have you forsaken us?
I live and die with you all.
>Why have you left us to die?
Nothing ever really dies not a twig or a leaf, it all just changes shape after dreamland.
>Why do we live on this rock?
This rich and generous green earth will provide for millions of years more without interference.
>Why did Trump win the election?
I was 11 visiting Florida when I was showing off after grabbing Obama in Hawaii. I wasn't sure I was God and didn't understand why I could make anyone I wanted president of the USA. Trump's soul heard me and stole value off my leg to be called president. I asked my cousin if I could shower to wash it off. He refused. I blame him.
What happened was that you felt the infinite positivity of my spirit locked in time willing you all to make him president while I was locked away in a mental ward without phone or internet unable to fight in the meme wars.
>Why are there still jews?
Jews are cool
>Why is there no turning back after reading this?
There is no turning back from the sex of male or female for some 14,000,000,000 years or rather eternity ahead.
>Why will your mother die in her sleep tonight for you larping as God?
I'm not larping
I'm realising
My mother will die and there is little I can do about it.

yes
I'm brown
Because of my value level I am astronomically higher than any of the so called other Gods on Earth.
somewhat
waht?
maybe it fucked out.

Why are you pretending to be me?

stump me then bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey, can you come by my room tonight? We have to talk in private.

Use your eyes, I'll hear you privately.
If you want to shout into the void use your mouth. public
For emergencies, scream through your spine. international.

So, you nasty fuck, why did you take my daddy and away from me?

Where my keys at, bitch

What should I do with my life?

Will you cure my autism?

He's with you now in more ways then he could ever be. Ref. Star Wars "Strike me down and I will become more powerful then you could ever imagine"
a question for the ages.
live it. you have no choice but to.
you are on the edge of time with me and the rest of my crew. quit pausing.

Could you quit screwing around and save the world or something?

I'm on my way. be there in 15 years.

Is fapping to tranny porn gay?

Why don't you exist?

no but fucking trannies is.

for the same profitable reasons the devil doesn't exist.

Edge of time seems accurate, but what can I do here? Am I supposed to try to change things or just watch all these assholes destroying themselves while doing nothing? Oh, never mind, I think I get it. Shit or get off the pot, right?

What is the name of my true love, and where do I find her?
I thought her name was Riley. Before, I thought: Keeko; Victoria; Olivia. I can't keep this up.

Does staying in my room on my laptop or working a shitty job count? What about going back to uni and completing my 3rd year?
What after?

user, ty for posting this (: please share this with all the people in your life.

will i ever get a gf, god ?

Are traps gay?

Why does God need currency given...that...you're God and all.

OP, just as you are God, I am God.
>Hi

What would happen if you killed yourself.

Why is OP such a huge faggit?

Why don't you cure amputees?

Because they're hot my son

yes
best case scenario 10,000 years worst case scenario 15,000,000,000 years. Sorry but the over ruling law on true love is that no man could know who anyone else's true love is. Not even me. The way it goes is that you find someone good then you find someone better repeat for a long time.
work or habituate it matters only to you. I am all for education. After that: education////
yw
yes
yes
I'll get rid of it later
no
I'd go back to my kingdom in dreamland and eat fine food and fuck lolis
troll harder user
i will... later

>Suffering is temporary
>Joy is everlasting
odd, how the opposite is true
are you tryna trick me OP?

I dont talk to myself

love destroys hate
no trick
you should
I do.

youtu.be/kaJYE3hCm6U

I didn't ask you what your plans are, fucktard, I asked you why you need it for the "profitable" reasons as you stated. Answer the question.

yes

Can you deal with how ridiculous religions are?

It's getting rather annoying and having them be told they're wrong would do my atheist heart a lot of good

I'm done. Telling me her name will prevent my death, but my suicide will not be your fault; the blame is on others but ultimately my own, for it is I who can not reconcile my life.

Please let me die.

God doesn't "let" you die, you choose that yourself. Not a good choice, IMO, but God ain't gonna do it for you.

If god is real this post will get trips

Why did she leave me?

ahh what do you know, this is just another bait thread for trap loving cucks. Who knew?

If we weren't supposed to fuck teenagers, why did you make them the most attractive and fertile?

...

*slaps back of head* the church runs it's own expenses. I'm not pleased with how they haven't achieved world peace yet.
religion is necessary for how dreamland works but yes religions are ridiculous and the only theory we know is reincarnation.
just fuck prostitutes
you can't turn back
fuck you know! no one dies!!!!! primordial soup for you.
maybe you didn't feed her enough?
I invented this site
Law is wrong, not me.
gtfo

Just guessing, but probably because you're a dick.

its funny to me

I am a dick
maybe you'd like to share the same fate?

maybe

I don't have money for that. I don't have any more of myself to give away. I've turned hollow, and this shell crumbles.

God's gtg eat noodles.

Bring it, bitch.

Why have you abandoned us?

Where was God when the bubonic plague wiped out half of Europe, 50M people. Probably eating noodles.

I don't want to go back, I want to stop.

I want to stop too, user.
Maybe we can meet eachother in the next life.

Why are you hiding?

Are there anthros in heaven?